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Summerisle’s Famous Apples

@summerislesapples.bsky.social
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Summer is a-cumen in. Be home before daybreak….

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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 1h
For a moment there I thought you had learned the Gaelic!
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wonder whether Mark Heap took this as inspiration for Brian Topp in Spaced…..
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Mmmmmmmmphenomenooon….
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Sixty camels? I mean that’s only three packets…
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
3 Han Solos
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Stop! Resurrect it with more legendary actions! “Hahahaha, you thought you were rid of me? Let’s see how you like this……!”
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
That daily feeling…..
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Quality science fiction can’t be beat. I introduced my son to S1999 a couple of years ago. He said “Dad, this is really trippy, were the writers on drugs?” My thought was “Jings, now you mention it….”
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When the rubber hits the road…
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Will take them off your hands for a fiver? Doing you a favour, really
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Got mine through the Kickstarter. Still have the original but wanted to support the relaunch. Took it to my Wargames club to play my son and attracted many contented nostalgic sighs from gamers of my vintage. The new game looks lovely and I forgot how lethal bows were….
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Whenever someone talks about “the unholy trinity of folk horror” starting with Witchfinder General, I always want to scream “WHAT ABOUT THE WITCHES?”. Two years earlier and always overlooked….
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Un titre si bref, non? Profites bien de ton livre, ecrit moi un bon résumé!
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Gie us wur rocks back!
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
“Pete’s Big Book of Woooooar”
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
More performative nonsense from Hegseth. I don’t recall reading the chapters on “testosterone” in Clausewitz, Sun Tzu, or Xenophon.
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
“Cone of Protection, +2 to AC”
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Hmmm - do you remember Mr. Creosote? That would be super.
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those Prussians are crazy…Vive La France!
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ooooh - printed battle maps…🤔 looks great!
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Get it on the table!
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
“It’s only a model”
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
HP Lovesauce?
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
That’s odd. I find the Iliad to be particularly indigestible…..
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Hungarian separatists on Mars?
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
He took down a Balrog, he can sort out a headmaster
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Hail the Queen of the May! A happy May Day to all who celebrate. May the Goddess ensure your crops are bountiful…. And your coppers crispy #mayday #thewickerman #Summerisle
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Cannon….
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
…..and a brownie!
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Some of them are now politicians
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Yay! And also Oh no!
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Sounds like wargaming special forces “Sturm Dave”
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
It’s very small, couldn’t get much of a garrison in there unless they were 6mm
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Wattling. Loads of it. And a privy.
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Good luck finding someone with a brain amongst that lot
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Anything about windows?
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Carbines for rifles…..
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I know what he would have made of Trump
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
The thing about Bridgerton is that the costumes are sumptuous, but the uniforms are rubbish. I spotted an infantry officer without his shako, and a French 5th Hussar cutting about London. Didn’t they know there was a war on? #bridgerton
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Awesome, childhood defining stuff. The imagery hasn’t been beaten since, and the whole thing stands up so well to time. I have relished introducing my kids to it - at the appropriate time of course - and watched them experience the chills I did…..
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
All this fuss over casting in Nolan’s Odyssey. I mean the fuss is ridiculous, but why all the rage for that when there isn’t a single boar tusk helmet or Dendra panoply to be seen, and Odysseus and his crew are cutting about in a Viking longship? #Odyssey
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Never mind him, where is TE Lawrence?
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Blood eagled?
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Beard may be authentic. Headwear is not…..
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
In our defence, we were provoked just a little
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Bagpipes beat Bugles
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Hail the Queen of the May!
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Forty Twa!
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Noooooooooo
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Summerisle’s Famous Apples @summerislesapples.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Grumble grumble fantasy vikings grumble grumble
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