Reposted by Summer KoesterOne Hot Mess AK @libbybakalar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You can expect an article a day from now until Election Day throwing dirt on Mary's name. Why? Legacy media's corporate benefactors are terrified she will flip the senate. As Beyoncé said, "you know you that bitch when you cause all this conversation." Keep it coming. 0235
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 31/07/2026open.substack.com/pub/summeris...open.substack.comZuckerberg parked his yachts in our li'l bay. The orcas weren't impressed.A dollar-a-year salary buys a lot of yacht 010
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 31/07/2026But it’s not even about him. It’s about the system that allows individuals who profit off screwing people over accumulate enough wealth and power to reshape a small town’s water, land, and air without ever really being accountable to the people who live there. 010
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Zuck sailed into our Alaskan town and parked his yachts in the bay for around a month. He earns one dollar a year — because hard to tax a man who only receives $1 in salary. One dollar a year buys a lot of yacht. 242
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Can you imagine telling your child: “Sweetie, we must go to the power plant today. There, we will join your aunties and cousins. We must all go there today so the president of the United States doesn’t completely wipe our civilization off the face of the earth. Then, maybe he’ll change his mind.” 141
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 25/01/2026The Venn diagram of dudes saying “well just follow the law and you wont get hurt” versus the dudes who consistently broke the law growing up is literally just one big circle. 062
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 27/12/2025“Turns out it DOES take a village — of voices in my head — to keep me from burning it all to the ground.” open.substack.com/pub/summeris...open.substack.comI don’t understand why more women don’t want to be mothers in this country that doesn’t support mothersBut for real, can we all stop bashing on childless women? 040
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 05/09/2025So the guy that ran on ending wars has now renamed the Dpt of Defense to the Dpt of War. 🙄 It’s almost as if they just don’t even care about votes anymore. Almost if they won’t even need them... 081
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 04/09/2025There’s a saying: Whoever discovered water wasn’t a fish. Fish don’t know they’re in water because water is all they know. The water is patriarchy, which we now know is the real enemy of male mental health. I wrote this as a love letter for men and boys. open.substack.com/pub/summeris...open.substack.comGaslighting women is killing menWhy patriarchy is the real enemy of male mental health 151
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 25/08/2025open.substack.com/pub/summeris...open.substack.comDear Old White Hippies: Stop Scaring Stephen MillerA Memo from the Office of Temu Authoritarianism 072
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 19/08/2025“We understand your frustrations with our spotty wi-fi. Our carrier terns were in luteal phase, and our glaciers were menstruating HARD. Although watching you get swarmed by mosquitoes like you’ve never pitched a tent in a D.C. swamp, I nearly spit out my beaver testicles whiskey.”open.substack.comAlaska to CNN: I Can See Your BS From My HouseNobody asked our opinion, but here it is anyway 081
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 18/08/2025“But when you mentioned that you had to take a 35-hour flight to Alaska, may I ask where you purchase your ayahuasca? Because last I checked, it’s an eight-hour flight from Anchorage to New York City. Unless you're traveling by dog sled with a layover in Siberia.” 010
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 18/08/2025“My condolences, Jake Tapper, that you were picked over Anderson Cooper to report from the frozen tuliwhackers where the news media banishes its low-value males. (1)open.substack.comAlaska to CNN: I Can See Your BS From My HouseNobody asked our opinion, but here it is anyway 110
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 27/07/2025I used to think that the underlying emotion of anger was grief, but now I know it’s love. New newsletter just dropped. 💕 open.substack.com/pub/summeris...open.substack.comSorry Mom, But We’re Gonna Need a Stronger Word Than FuckReclaiming Sacred Rage 010
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Wrote a thing substack.com/@summerisfer...substack.comSorry Mom, But We’re Gonna Need a Stronger Word Than FuckReclaiming Sacred Rage 021
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 22/07/2025"You don't have to say fuck on Facebook," my mom said. But frankly, I don’t think women say fuck enough. I don’t think we give enough fucks, and I don’t think fuck is a strong enough word to express the horror at the state of the world. I think we should also say fuck a lot fucking louder, frankly. 191
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 10/07/2025Ted Cruz offers prayers instead of flood relief funding while voting to increase ICE's budget by 2,000%. Apparently, God loves border enforcement 2,000% more than flood victims. 020
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 16/06/2025My friends and I led / danced a crowd of almost 2,000 peaceful protestors (6% of pop.) down Egan highway in our sequins and foam fingers blasting protest songs like a bunch of sparkly Pied Pipers. In Juneau, Alaska 0150
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 13/06/2025“The worst thing in the world is to feel that you’re the only one who feels this way and that you are going quietly mad and everyone else is in denial,” writes psychotherapist Caroline Hickman. “That terrifies people. It traumatizes people.” open.substack.com/pub/summeris...open.substack.comGreta Was Right: The "Normal" Ones Are Acting Pretty StrangeThe cognitive dissonance of normalizing the abnormal 010
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 16/05/2025In comedy there’s one rule: punch up, not down. It’s almost as if this administration didn’t get the memo. 121
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 16/05/2025As culture continues to see a rise in anti-woman legislation and a chainsaw-wielding broligarchy, maybe the first word girls need to learn to say is No. (3) 050
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Eventually, this leads girls and women to police each other and themselves. The self-policing and parasocial anxiety prevent women and girls from accumulating power, resources, and influence. (2) 130
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Teaching girls to be compliant teaches them that their value lies in pleasing others. They learn to make themselves smaller, exchanging their wants and needs for a perpetual state of what-do-people-want-from-me anxiety. (1) 141
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 28/04/2025OK now we need people showing up who love democracy as much as they loved the Pope 090
Reposted by Summer KoesterMr. Antifascism @mrantifascism.bsky.social · 27/04/2025This ruling is a massive win for immigrant rights and proof that Trump’s authoritarian playbook is collapsing in courtrooms across America. Due process is non-negotiable. Stay loud, stay fighting! 3/3 2419
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 27/04/2025Adding: Martin Luther King Jr. said “the moral arc of the universe is long, but it bends toward justice.” That’s been my mantra during recent sleepless nights. 050
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 27/04/2025(3) It appears that most people actually want to do the right thing and are willing to fight for it. Resistance works. 160
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 27/04/2025(2) Zelenskyy received loud applause at the Pope’s funeral. Elon is out of Trump‘s government due to vote in Wisconsin and massive Boycott of Tesla. The tariffs have been rolled back. 10,000 people in Tel Aviv protested the atrocities of Gaza. 130
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 27/04/2025So much hope…. The judge who was arrested for allegedly sheltering a migrant was released and now there will be no autism registry. PopeJohn Paul, first pope to openly advocate for LGBTQ, appointed 4/5 of the Cardinals in the Vatican, hoping that his spirit and mission live on. (1) 1140
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 25/04/2025This administration wants to make the country fertile again. You know what would make me fertile? *quality affordable childcare *fully funded public schools *a partner who contributes equally to housework and childcare *a village *less gun violence *a habitable planet * Making empathy cool again 0204
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Criticizing the government doesn’t make you un-American. Criticizing Israel doesn’t make you anti-Israel or antisemitic. The deportation/detention of legal migrants who criticize Israel is a litmus test… For all of us. 010
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Breaking news!!! the man who least makes me want to bring life into this world is calling himself the fertilization president! 040
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 21/04/2025“Today didn’t see an Insurrection, but a Resurrection.” Best quote yet! 000
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 18/04/2025My latest unpacks why it’s hard to have high justice sensitivity right now 000
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 17/04/2025think I must be a witch because as soon as I cut my fingernails, they grow back again instantly. 🧙 130
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 17/04/2025So cancer enthusiast RFK took a break from roasting under hotdog halogen lights to announce that autism is an epidemic caused by mold and food additives. My daughter was raised in a mold free home and breast-fed until 3 ½ supplemented w/ organic foods. Not that that matters anyway because science. 150
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 15/04/2025Neurospicy peeps from U.S., do u feel like your neurodivergence is making u more fearful and obsessed with the news? I don’t know if it’s cuz I’m hypersensitive or I tend to obsess compulsively about things, but I feel that living in Merica is causing me to spiral a little more than fellow Normies. 110
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Every year, our dance troupe the Off the Hook Honeys Performs with Juneau-famous band High Costa Livin at the annual Alaska folk festival, a free music festival! A music festival centered around community and not profit. What’s not to love? 080
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 12/04/2025Wow I haven’t lost this much hair since pandemic lockdown. 010
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 11/04/2025I’ve been wondering when will it no longer be safe for me to write about politics. I’m a primary care provider for my kids, one of whom is disabled and homeschooled. Are you self censoring? Where do we draw the line between speaking up for the greater good vs becoming smaller 4 self preservation? 240
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 06/04/2025You can cut off our blooms, but you can’t uproot our seeds. We were 1,500 strong in Juneau, Alaska. That’s 5% of the population! 1161
Summer Koester @summeralaska.bsky.social · 06/04/2025My sisters from other misters and I stood in front of a crowd of 1,500 on the steps of the Alaskan state Capitol and sang “What‘s Going On” by 4 Non-Blondes and the audience sang along. I know there’s some seeds rattling under the Earth right now… Happy damn spring. Y’all give me hope. 1475