sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · 14/02/2025our annual Valentines breakfast tradition of WaHo and terrorizing locals with my music on TouchTunes 💞 31451
sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · 13/02/2025price is nothing but a number and Beyoncé is not a renewable resource 1361
sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Josh and I went on our first date five years ago today. It’s been the best 5 years of my life. 🩷 pls look at our first photo together from 2020 😭 we were babies!! 254536
sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Oh I wasn’t depressed I just needed the weather to be 80 degrees again and be in a speedo 32020
sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Happy Saturday from me and my children, Diaz and Stevie 🖤🩵 51321
sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I told the barber “it’s cold out” and he heard “buzz cut” 41420
sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · 08/01/2025just know if you post a song, I will listen. and I will add to my playlists. and I will think of you every time I listen. so thank you for past recommendations and future recommendations. example: 1140
sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · 01/01/2025our first New Year’s Eve together to our 5th New Year’s Eve together 🥳🥂 51441
sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I shit you not. Our server at dinner just asked if we were the Papa John’s delivery boys Chappell Roan shouted out at her concert a year ago on Halloween 2023 51680
sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · 20/12/2024#croptop thread bc again I don’t want it to be cold I want it to be warm so I can run around in crop tops at the beach with my boyfriend and friends!!! @stevennuke.bsky.social 01093
sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · 20/12/2024this is like learning an unsolved mystery I didn’t know was unsolved 0223
sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · 19/12/2024it’s so cold I hate winter I just want to be running around in a speedo with my friends!!!! @stevennuke.bsky.social 32094
sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · 18/12/2024not a buzz cut but close enough and also twink death from January 2020 2880
sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · 13/12/2024horse meat disco is coming to Dallas and tickets are dirt cheap for those who need to know 2260
sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Merry Christmas, ATX. love your fave team at Warner Bros Discovery @codywoodside.bsky.social 2711
sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · 11/12/2024I hate that I have to plan my entire Christmas Day around a football game 2460
sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · 11/12/2024thinking about how oomf said he thought Colin Powell would be named People’s sexiest man alive but he meant Glen Powell 4610
sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I hold the record for longest ride on there if that’s important to you 2450
sum garf @sumgarf.bsky.social · 08/12/2024ran into everyone’s favorite oomf last night @heyjaeee.bsky.social 💖 72321