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this is my alt account what's my main account? idk sum-one.straw.page ill post some nsfw here but thats not all this is for

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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
had a dream where i ate ass. was not pleasant. i spat out after because something got in my mouth and it was neon blue. idk
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
sometimes you see some art thats kinda freaky and ur like "do i like this on my main or save it for my alt"
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sometimes u gotta jerk off... and sometimes u gotta jerk on... sometime.s.. you gotta jerky...... BEEF jerky
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the woman in the tight blue dress art meme thing whatever you want to call it is beautiful
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hello freaks!! mmwah!
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
happy fat girl fall
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
freaks, activate!
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
did it again
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
big strong cannibal vampire cyborg alien woman from nintendo holy
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
sighs wistfully while thinking about a big strong woman ripping me to shreds and then eating the thing that used to be me like a creature
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
gag is over your mouth and you're given buttons like one of those dogs, except all of them are labelled "FUCK ME IN THE ASS"
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i like almost everyones art more than mine
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
every time i like a video without listening to the audio i worry that theyre just screaming in the background how they hate minorities and ive liked the video
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
being held down by the weight of a gigantic dragon's cock while she desperately rubs it on your entire body, going crazy from the need to control herself to not crush your tiny insignificant body with the weight of it, slowly making you get dizzy from the humidity and the smell and start (1/4)
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
hog cranker or crog hanker
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
are you a dick jerker or a jeck dirker
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
been thinking about centaurs a lot recently
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
big knot
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
suttbex
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
if you are sweaty lady with little to no standards hii hiii
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
load bearing? yeah you can cum inside sure
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
be a good girl and try to think positively for me okay
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
freaks, be weirder. i command it. you can be into that if you want
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
HELLO MY BEAUTIFUL PERVERTS!! how are you doing today
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
need a werewolf to fill my mouth with her tongue while slowly squeezing me down onto her knot
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
people draw monsters sometimes and like. they didnt mean to make it fuckable and like. if i tole the vast majority of people i wanted to fuck it they would be repulsed but like. i need that thing to stretch out my insides
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
hurriedly opens a room-sized safe. Inside is a single key. I put the key into my desk and turn it. When i do this, a jigsaw comes out. I do the jigsaw and scan the code. This makes a big red button come out of my desk. On the button? "SUMMON THE LESBIANS" I cover myself in honey and hit the button
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
the entire system is automated and they dont expect a person to be there so theres nobody coming for you. you need to hold still like a good human until the system's done with you. you packed enough food and water for the trip so really the only dangerous thing is how long you can hold back your cum
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
MAILING MYSELF TO ANOTHER COUNTRY CHALLENGE!! except its in the future where every package is tied down and inspected by huge robot claws that explore every inch of the package and rub and squeeze it until theyre sure that it's safe to send, and every time it moves they have to start all over again
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
when you get so WORD you cant do anything but gently hump a pillow and whine
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
huge dragon girlfriend in mind-shattering heat begging you to assist her but she is just so much bigger and stronger than you that all she can do is grind against your body and roar
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i have some BANGERS in my drafts that could be posted but i dont wanna
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
worst part is i never even actually get to have sex. I always wake up just before or something goes wrong. in the ONE dream i can remember where it was with women, a communication issue led to them thinking i didnt want to have sex, so we never even got CLOSE. ALL the sexytimes is dudes ts pmo icl
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
ALL my sex dreams are with dudes fir some reason. Now, while i am into some dudes, it's always dreams about manly guys, who i am less into. Last night i had a dream where i was about to have sex with a fake cis guy who was my boyfriend (fictional) and a fake trans guy who was my bf's bf (fictional)
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
okay so like im not into size stuff specifically (that i know of), but like, a large factor in how hot GLaDOS is, is that she's so big, and that the entire facility is an extension of her body, so like idk??
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
ffuck... right there... im gonna... im..! im gonna Jarona!
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Jarona!
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
rouge the bat drowning you in armpit sweat while grinding [the strap / her cock] against your stomach
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
bounces on it crazy style and apologises every time i do
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
hey girl, those look heavy.... (holds ur balls and kisses you)
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
armpits.
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
need a pretty lady to put it in me while i whimper and she calls me adorable #bottom
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i do NOT remember posting this
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i hope when i like a load of an artists posts they dont think im a bot i just really like your art and want to show my appreciation for it and uhh i should say something sexual for this account i guess ummm penis??? boobies?? idfk i didnt sleep last night
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
fat titties potion when
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
ive gotten 5 followers and zero likes in the past 5 hours can bots just like fuck off but if you arent a bot then hi
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
posting something on my main and immediately switching to my sex pervert alt so i dont see any notifications
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
yo im actually so funny and pretty and beautiful and hot and everyone loves me like and subscribe if this is relatable
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
who up #gooning they #schweener to #deltarunechapter5
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Someone's Alt Account @sum--1.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
this is the only place i post for me and yeah none of my posts get any likes but who GENUINELY gaf
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