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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
My grandma‘s neighbors were taken and murdered. It was the 1940s in quaint rural Germany
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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a duck is standing in a pool with the words " it 's the first day of summer "
ALT: a duck is standing in a pool with the words " it 's the first day of summer "
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
my lil film club is now watching clue next time. thank you!
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
HOW would he be a champion. WHAT ON EARTH is he supposed to have done for diversity and inclusion before he did a lot against it. what is this @nytimes.com with little love left, greetings from europe
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
glorious. what is this from?
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
crocodiles swear they’re not interested in human meat. not everyone agrees. live at 11: jfk says he is going to swim with them.
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
tax money burns this bright for transparency reasons
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
does the x stand for explosions now? the space explosions company, invest today….
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Andry José Hernández Romero, I remember you, even if I do not know how to articulate my horror, rage, & sorrow at your treatment by my government. No one has heard from you in 97 days. As vigil, I’m posting a photo (or video) of you every day until you are returned from El Salvador.
Andry José Hernández Romero with a makeup client.
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
nooo, stephennnn
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Ted Cruz called the FBI on me @weareronin.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
fund welfare AND fight imperialism everywhere. i don‘t want to wake up in a continent half-ruled by moskow, do you?
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
yes, and how did the car?
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
is prid mun
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
canada is not in europe. also, migrants and immigrants? seems like a bot
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
that‘s true but i am not arguing in defense of my flavor of chrty, i have none. i am telling you from an educated outsider‘s perspective, that us-american maga chrtns are considered weird and fringe by the rest of the world. they may call themselves christians but their actions exclude them
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
so that‘s what the american dream looks like america? i wish we would take more people in here in europe, we definitely could
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
this is glorious, ai will kill us all
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
i mean, where’s the unconditional love in that? me as an atheist and humanist is a better neighbour than that.
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
as a european, maga christians aren‘t really considered christians. with their literalisms and their picking and choosing from the book to justify hateful politics… i argued with a texan abt the d-penalty once. he basically said, he decides, where the line is for someone to lose their right to life
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
It‘s the SA.
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Non binary nerf football @eldenring88.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Never forget; Musk may have “left” the admin but he quashed all investigations into him, stole our data, and planted malware.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
That would be awful. Don’t share this.
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
The new GOP slogan (thank you, Joni Ernst.)
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
*agent muskov activated*
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
and there is such a strong example for this already with, again, hitler. the conservative party really thought he would get tired of steering the country, and his business men backers thought they could reign him in if need be. they were wrong. and now this guy, what a farce
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
curiously, a number of top tier us-american twitch streamers have been on trips to paris these past few weeks
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
More like the human error and ego that caused Chernobyl, personified
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
it‘s goop for men. it‘s masculinity drag
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
German journalist Johannes Hano on talkshow Markus Lanz right now: My FBI contact says he, in exchange for immunity, is ready to expose in a congressional hearing that Musk met PUTIN after being groomed by the Russians for years. There is plenty of evidence, he says.
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
one of my fav types of misinfo/conspiracy garbage is when they read into the etymology of greco-latin terms, AS IF a) these aren’t often coined by modern academics anyway and b) the ancients had a powerful scientific insight that has somehow eluded our methods. it‘s astrology, it‘s numerology.
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
nobody move! it‘s eurovision week
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a woman singing into a microphone with the word euroooope in the corner
Alt: a blonde woman in a sparkling silver body suit singing into a microphone with the words euroooope ooooh underneath. the LED background is intersecting pink lasers in a moving pattern. it‘s Natalia Gordienko performing Sugar at the Eurovision Song Contest 2021 in Rotterdam. her genuine big white smile, the song, and the flamboyant dancers made for an endearing, wonderfully over the top, perfectly typical eurovision performance.
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Lars Wienand @larswienand.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Cicero liegt das Gutachten des Verfassungsschutzes zur AfD nach eigenen Angaben vor, und das Magazin hat es veröffentlicht. Hier ist es: assets.cicero.de/2025-05/Gehe...
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
it sounds ridiculous at this point, but wouldn‘t this normally be a real reason for impeachment?
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
German president Wulff was chased out of office for invoking as much as the *impression* of bribery. He took a loan for his house from an entrepreneur couple he and his wife were friends with. He then butchered comms by saying it was ok bc „private“. (fyi pres is ceremonial head of state, not gov)
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
What‘s that? The Greeks gave us a beautiful big wooden horse and left? said the Trojans
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
*switches tab to Cooking* anyway, here‘s 14 ways to make apple crumble as your democracy crumbles. The secret ingredient is stacks of cash and a hunger for chaos
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
The @nytimes.com strains bounds of propriety by finding ever new ways to avoid calling the emperor naked. Like guys, he‘s not straining the bounds of propriety, he‘s taking bribes. He‘s a dictator. He‘s coming for you, too. And so far, you let him
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
air force one: plane and simple 🛩️ 👨🏻‍🦰
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
*tiny president hands* „dealmaking!“
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
it you divide the ‚a‘s by 4 (heavenly number) you‘ll get 2 (an even heavenlier number with many associations to magic and angels in many cultures) also join my crypto church while it‘s 5% off, hur hur
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
unpresidential
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Is a sand witch a hot dog?
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
2026: Fiery Crash Of Air Force One, Explained That‘s it, that will be the article.
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Das braucht dir keine Bauchschmerzen zu bereiten. Gäbe es in Deutschland die Menschenfressende-Löwen-Partei, und 15 Millionen Raubkatzen die sie wählen, weil sie gern Menschen fressen würden, dann würden wir die doch auch verbieten um alle anderen vor ihnen zu schützen. Die Verfassung ist das Maß
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
i might argue they aren‘t christians? non-practicing perhaps lol
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Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 10/05/2025
I think about this comic at least once a week
- I want things to be different 
- *smashes everything*
- oh no
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
all the more fascinating that he actually said it 😆
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Jonas @sujonas.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
*us-american
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