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Sugar Thief

@sugar-thief.bsky.social
1.3K followers 1.2K following 2.2K posts

Hawaiian by birth, Californian by choice. Flowering Cactus Farmer. 2013 April Fools Day TPIR Showcase Showdown winner. Ringer of the NASDAQ closing bell

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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 3h
This is the way.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 3h
Right?
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 3h
Bar exam is too easy. Only 7% of people who took all 4 parts of the CPA exam when I did passed it. 😎
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 3h
ETTD
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 7h
Puss likes to sneak up on me. She thinks she’s a panther.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 9h
Damn. My wife could bust a fart there and no one would ever know.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 15h
Sugar thieves get really angry when I work on their deck. They’ll settle down when I leave.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 17h
This is the way. And oil assets. And data centers. And the Kerch bridge. Are there any Wildberries left?
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 18h
No
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Pouring Water on a Rock: Nothing Happens
ALT: Pouring Water on a Rock: Nothing Happens
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I had someone pull this on me. I told her let’s check it out. I’ll go with you to whatever place this is that hands out free healthcare and see if you get it. Tell them you are here illegally. Crickets. They know. They are just testing to see if you are one of them.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Agreed.
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Smaug Dragon Breathing Fire
ALT: Smaug Dragon Breathing Fire
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Sniff sniff sniff. I smell a lawsuit being drafted.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sicko also blasted a goat.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Chris Shula is Forty Niner approved. Leave him be.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So Trump is causing Grindr to crash? He’s usually in the area when it does.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Quit Twitter 2 years ago after the election. I missed a couple of accounts but I found lots of new ones here. I block quickly and never look back.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Lordy to both
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We are so lucky they are so dumb. Note that I spelled it with a ‘b’ at the end.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Fascist Agents finally leave… Words matter
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Rounding Error Explosion
ALT: Rounding Error Explosion
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Complicit. I think of that word several times a day.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s not. I turned it off before he finished.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In fairness, have you seen the high price of beef under Trump’s administration?
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I wonder who he is referring to? 😂
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A) lying B) stupid C) both The correct answer is C.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Military - war
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Glad you called her out for profiting off the war Troy. All gas, no brakes!
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Love Pope Leo but thankfully I’m Hawaiian and we have our own gods. I’ve seen Jan 6ers released from captivity to threaten our democracy again and know the value to society of ensuring some people can never threaten society again.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My panther Puss.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Omg
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Agreed. But since we will be forced to live thru this I shall focus on the positive side in that the precedent may be useful in a couple of years.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thankful she is on our team. Mad respect.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Prison? Interesting. You have my attention. Tell me more.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Megyn is not needed. We shall move on without her.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sugar thieves were angry this morning. I’m working on their deck and they take it very personally.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cheap compared to SoCal. I paid that 2 months ago.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Quickly followed by hell.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Annie Andrews. I’d love to know more about my longshot upset pick.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fallbrook here El Cajon. I’m with you brother. Live free or die.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This isn’t hell but I can see it approaching.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I live in the middle of the two cities right behind the Marine’s Camp Pendleton. Fun times.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A lot just left for the ME. Carrier group plus beach landing support ships and 10k marines. They should be there for the heavily rumored attack after the midterms.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Missed a golden opportunity to name that pup Obama.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not so fast. It’s Kittle down the middle!
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Must be something in the water to get so many idiots all together in the same area.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s 40% contained thankfully.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wow. Much bigger number than I was anticipating. Just horrible.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I in no way condone violence but will offer some obvious observations even a squirrel can figure out. Postal workers drive the same route every day at around the same time. This makes them easy targets. Post offices are stationary targets. Conservatives are playing with fire and should stop this.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m in awe you were able to foresee this Super El Niño 32 years ago. Simply divine.
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Sugar Thief @sugar-thief.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
1,900? Yowsers. The graph on this going back to the start would be amazing.
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