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The Fluffy Monster

@suffolkson.bsky.social
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She’s the ‘Chief Inspector of Everything’ who, following a loud intimidating greeting, examines closely everyone and anything being carried, followed by demanding an undeniable rigorous fuss. DMs are zapped. I cancelled ‘X’ and don’t miss it.

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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 3h
Not a bad bank manager either … 😆
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 3h
Be more interesting if the dog was smoking the cigar… …isn’t it surprising how much doodling you can get on a little leg… 🙄
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 7h
Don’t forget the party in government always lags behind in between elections. Too early to make predictions especially with the quality of the current opposition…
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 7h
Mason always tries to get Farage/RefUK mentioned in his verbal reports. Usually managing to gloss over their problems and wrongdoings…
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 7h
Yeah…! Stuck at the back. Even her predictions are lies…
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 9h
Reform’s racist actions speak louder than words …
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 23h
You obviously don’t mind accepting the Mongols were visiting these shores. And as far as I recall the NRA is a right wing group who have a penchant for playing with guns and strongly lobby the US government to preserve their interest…
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Jolly old jingoism….
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You really push reality with your rather strange waltz around a simple three lettered word, which even a well known plonker from northern East Anglia should admit to be a fabrication. Pry goes back to when Gengis Khan had a takeaway in Dunwich…
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Call me whatever you like but watching Fartage being probed by prison security is something I’d rather not do….🥴
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Who voted out the Assisted Dying bill…? Safeguarding their interests against ‘accidental euthanasia’ by a member of the family….😱
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sensible homes for the elderly such as bungalows because of their lack of stairs, are rarely built due to their comparatively larger footprint and the high price of building land.
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pry…? Prise is the word your spell checker thing cocked up for you….🙄
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh! But it’s good practice for when the moronic mob votes them into power, they can ensure everything they do is correct according to Farage’s epic 2 page tome, ‘Mein Kampervan’…
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
🤬😱🥵🤯🥴😤💩💩💩
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My female doctor recently checked my prostrate gland in the traditional way. I couldn’t tell if the finger belonged to a male, female or any member of the human race. In my 85th year and didn’t enjoy the experience as long as the finger was removed asap…🥴
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I seem to remember C of E nuns working in hospitals and doctor’s surgeries back in the 1940-50s…
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Should be left to find their own treatment outside the NHS…
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The NHS has more of a chance to survive under Labour than any of the other parties, including the Greenies….
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
👍👍👍
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not always, I can be if I want…👴😆
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And he’s still there, the ‘Teflon Traitor’… 😤
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They’re going full on to out scrap RefUK of every safeguard we have to make it easier to plunder what little is left after their last corrupt shambles …
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m keeping me ‘ead down - just in case….😉
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s what happens when ability is corrupted by the stupidity gene and influenced by gross ignorance…..
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And there’s me thinking a vege meatball is a member of the Green Party….🤔😉😄
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nationalisation on the cheap…? If only the money tree bore bumper harvests…🙄
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I wish….
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don’t forget the other regions away from London. I live in Wales where the effects of Thatcher’s policies decimated the coal and steel industries. Now they believe Reform will put everything right in their world despite being same bunch of liars who mislead them with Brexit … but that’s OK.
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s very much the ethos of the far right parties…🤡🤡🤡
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thatcher butchered all the industries owned by the people, flogged off what was worth anything to the US and paved the way for the creation of the mega rich who are busy funding our right wing political players …. 😤
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Aren’t they still around now wearing black balaclavas, shirts and shorts…? Last seen down by the seaside crying because they’d left their favourite bucket and spade on the train….🙄
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not really. I don’t think many people, MPs included, understand how to re-nationalise the utilities and avoid the crippling costs associated with the essential upgrading work. Increasing the charges to the consumers is a nonstarter.
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think many of their supporters think it’s as easy as for private people to bankrupt themselves. It’s as if the Green Party leadership hasn’t educated their followers on the reality of commercial life…
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes. Just try raising capital from the market place for infrastructure work after that…
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At least it won’t be Gelignite Jim … 😉
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is she competing with the Reform ‘Shadow Government’ for the Liz Truss award recognising the Most Inaccurate Comment of The Year…?
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My expectation is that The Telegraph is lining their strategy up to attack Burnham and quietly (perhaps), support the UAE in the hope of getting rid of a PM who is a danger to the far right wing’s aspirations…
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
…and terminated.
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hopefully by that time Farage will be enjoying a prolonged quiet life in the Tower of London and passes by the famous chopping block on his way to his daily exercises on Tower Green…🤔
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
👍👍👍
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A North American rodent which was introduced in the UK by ignorant intention and went on to decimate our native red species…
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Probably hirsute from nose to toes with a lettuce leaf to preserve her modesty…🥴
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hmm! That fool wouldn’t know which end of a sword to use…🤡
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Read the Bible … ? He would need a medieval illuminated bible… 😉
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Except it’s the latterday ‘defenders’ who try to sink dinghies out at sea who should be barbecued Roman style…😉
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do we have a present day Boudicca by any chance. She knew how to deal with the ruthless Roman invaders. Barbecue them…😳
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don’t overlook the fact that by spinning out his reply she has less time to ask other damn fool questions which, like this one, he has already made his position clear…
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A non-compete pact paid for by over wealthy individuals who are anxious to retain their obscene financial buffer between themselves and the less fortunate proletariats like me…😤
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The Fluffy Monster @suffolkson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
👍👍👍
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