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Columbo shirtless about to have something done to his neck by a large man

Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 05/10/2026

Love alerting folk to the existence of my favourite cake from old school bakers here, a cream cookie, which is essentially a roll and synthetic cream 👍🏻

Close up of a cream cookie with other sticky buns in the background

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 03/10/2026

My body heading over to give me a cheeky wee update on the score

Agent Cooper chasing himself in the black lodge

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 22/09/2026

🤣 I may have done this a few years ago

A macropad displaying the text "your scientists were so preoccupied etc"

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 22/09/2026

My mesh network looking at my browsing history

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 16/09/2026

We have this one on the wall

Peter Falk and Bruno Ganz in Wings of Desire with the caption There's so many good things

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 10/09/2026

Stick yer massive touchscreen keyboard phones 🪩

A unihertz phone with a physical qwerty keyboard in orange on a wooden worktop with my wee hand next to it

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 09/09/2026

Mostly I'm exposing info about the user project as it executes by stepping through breakpoints with explanations of what's happening, but I couldn't resist adding this wee rollerskate option in the editor as well

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 07/09/2026

It's giving Laura Dern in Inland Empire

Laura Dern terrifying distorted close up in anguish

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 03/09/2026

Deranged garden centre christmas aesthetics

Snowmen and other paraphernalia heaped on a tree to the point of it almost falling over

Pink furry hatted gnomes in ludicrous number on a tree

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 02/09/2026

That's it, that's me cold for the next nine month

Laura Dern in distress near the end of Inland Empire

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 31/08/2026

I have a bit of a problem when it comes to compulsively ordering exercise equipment online and just realised I've got a thing that's essentially a hankerciser

Hank Kingsley on a shopping programme with a woman and 1800 JLL SHOP

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 29/08/2026

I guess my loaf is a pan

Victor and Barry at the fish van in the kelvinside man sketch

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 28/08/2026

500 Internal Server Error

Columbo in a state of distress during dental treatment

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 28/08/2026

The language around ai products is so fucking weird lol ok

Copilot code review: default effort level changing to Balanced

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 28/08/2026

Garden centre gift shops were the first place I remember spotting slop art in the wild, a lot of instagram looking highland cows etc.. Well today I saw these cards so hellish I had to photograph every one

Two ladies "an apple a day is not as fun as a wine a day"

Two men "happy birthday from one legend to another"

A man "happy birthday to my wonderful (if occasionally grumpy) hero

Two ladies "we've been friends since before mobile phones"

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 27/08/2026

Taking the fact that the scotrail app doesn't give me cathcart circle train options when my destination is CATHCART really well

Carrie Fisher with a gun in blues brothers

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 24/08/2026

lol @ me asking for good faith discussions here on the world wide web

Trudy in mad men saying "don't go to the well, there's no water there"

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 23/08/2026

451 Unavailable For Legal Reasons

Columbo talking to a smoking lassie in a jail cell while holding a large case

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 22/08/2026

Very pleased with this selfie I took earlier because it features my favourite item in my home: the pulley ✨

Me in a utility room with cupboards, a poster, and a pulley behind me

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 21/08/2026

This is not the way I expected to talk to computers

The David Lynch moment where he says "okay let's try that again but this time good" through a megaphone while directing

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 19/08/2026

431 Request Header Fields Too Large

Columbo looking coy in a black and white hat

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 13/08/2026

"My dearest Castleberry, I think of you often on these late summer evenings..."

An email

Castleberry Miller 18:54

to serpnode@wdtechdigital...

Hi there,

I noticed a few things on your website that may be affecting your traffic and leads.

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 13/08/2026

Post your favourite disney princess Wrong answers only

Divine in the red fish tail gown holding a gun

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 10/08/2026

The male wood pigeons in my garden

Limmy in the she's turned the weans against us sketch

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 07/08/2026

Scrolling through that medical trauma fest thread as a gynaecological cancer patient

Eric Liddell's pal watching him win the race with a wistful expression

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 03/08/2026

this is what happens when you use vernacular because the domain name is available

screengrab of randan vs code extension saying "press play to go on the randan"

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 27/07/2026

Always love the wee Karen moments when the murderer threatens to report Columbo to his superiors

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 17/07/2026

Excuse the shambolic ux but here's a peek at some early progress on my vscode extension that helps learners get familiar with a codebase using a combination of static + dynamic analysis and language model queries, exposed through the debugging flow

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 12/07/2026

Would be a good band name tbh

Carsini angered with the text LIQUID FILTH

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 12/07/2026

Bottle of wine got spoiled in the heat during the week

Carsini throwing his spoiled bottles of wine off the cliff in Columbo

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 04/07/2026

Posted this on masto and tldr you wouldn't believe how many folk will tell you they remember their childhood phone number in the space of an hour

Do you know your home phone number?

Yes you fool

22%

Nope idgaf

5%

I don't have one

65%

What is a home phone number

7%

147 votes 22 hours left

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 29/06/2026

lol just saw this ad, logging onto chatgpt like

A billboard ad for chatgpt that says chat football

Maurice Moss saying did you see that ludicrous display last night

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Sue Smith @suesmith.lol · 29/06/2026

I like looking at fancy house listings and occasionally you get a fantastic horror movie premise in there hashtag parasite www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/9...