GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"Making dresses is gay 😩" ❌ "I am literally designing things that make girls more appealing to look at" ✔️ "Sewing machine go brrr" 🧠 2342
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Dang it, it's going to take me ages to catch up 😭 4222
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 12/09/2026If James had a couple more unresolved issues 😆 2327
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Not like "walk over to your table and give a sermon over your steak" level, but somewhere around "No thanks, I dont engage for ethical reasons." "Oh? What Reasons?" 1294
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Day 5: Coffee Table With TV Thought I'd really give myself a challenge with a glass cloche at a weird angle. Still getting the hang of shading but also more competent with some of the trickier angles! 0305
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Day 4: Window with armchair Now I'm deliberately choosing angles with lots of details so I can practice making calls on what needs to be accurate vs what just needs to essence. One of my favorite feelings is clearly getting across the idea of something with just some messy lines 2445
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Day 3: living room door I know it seems like a bit of a jump but the fun I had ink sketching kind of led to me drawing even larger scenes. I think my vivid phantasia helps a lot with the perspective, though I know its still very rough 2426
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 30/08/2026We had a Wizard (Alan Moore-style pagan practitioner/performance artist) in my home city and this was his ride😆 131
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 29/08/2026It hurts that Dick Gumshoe is younger than me 😭 110
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I wondered for ages why I really really dug Lois's design in My Adventures With Superman and WELP 😆 0232
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Who was your first anime crush? I was going to put misty, but nah, I didnt want to date her, I just shipped her. Faye Valentine was hot but absolutely not gf material 😆 No, theres only one honest answer for me 5514
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Day 2: a glass of water at a café I actually like sketching with ink, it means I can't be as much of a perfectionist and it forces me to be less detail-oriented. Might do a few more in ink 1558
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Im sick of literally only being able to draw anime style heads so to do a big middle finger to AI I'm going to do a sketch every day of something other than an anime style head until I'm good at drawing something else, starting with still life. Day 1: the switch pro controller on my table 313227
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I think it hit me in exactly the right order too, because the note just before was the "man, I screwed up, I just used you to excuse my flaws" note and I'm like "Aw, at least you're getting it" and then I got Journal 5 and 110
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I scribbled this in less than a minute at a local Cafe. I guarantee at least one employee at any given deli is an art student. Get them to draw the food, attract hipsters. Some people reject AI art, but NO ONE rejects human art. EVEN FROM A CAPITALIST PERSPECTIVE, AI art has no upside. 14317
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 22/08/2026You dont have to do this! Its really not much more work! Today's phones have AMAZING cameras! Just get the arts student who is most likely working for you to take a flattering photo of your stuff! I took this photo of my hot dog with ZERO settings tweaks, you are making your food look WORSE 26120
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I get the sentiment, but if you put in the effort you can talk about most aspects at an appropriate level. If they ask "Why is it everywhere?" You can say "Because it feels good, & most people's bodies start wanting to do it eventually. If that happens, let me know if you want to talk about it" 0130
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 03/08/2026My parents, back when THE TIE IS SALMON, DANG IT! THE COLOR IS SALMON! SAYS IT RIGHT HERE ON THE SWATCH 0181
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Then there's my other aunt who looks like she stepped right the heck out of an office life anime, RIP 💜 0190
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Shoutout to my auntie for pulling off the most Power Lesbian Girlboss look in the 80s despite being straight 😆 3381
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It also might just be my headcanon, but it really rubbed me that James just touched his face curiously in the remake, when it seems obvious that he's motioning "Putting a mask on" in the original 010
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Ah yes, that time of the year we all think of Ebenezer Scrooge... Thanksgiving 😅 Also I'm pretty sure he was Scrooge first. Last names are pretty well established before the first one comes along 🤔 4285
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 22/07/2026"FINE! Fine, you get two pallet swaps, but THAT'S AS FAR AS I CAN GO!" 1282
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 22/07/2026"Ok Ok, I know a lot of you wanted red sclera on other animals but corporate seriously won't budge on this. Can we settle on making it gigantic and one of the only animals with a diet of almost exclusively SWALLOWED BONES?" 1172
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 22/07/2026God being like "Sorry, we only have enough budget for ONE animal with red sclera. But tell you what, we'll make it the sickest looking bird that ever existed, so we cool?" 25017
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 20/07/2026So uh... is this based on a real spot in Tokyo? Asking for a... friend of mine. From Canada. You dont know them 😅😐 2273
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Poor bro can't even manage flame-roasted toast 😭 0151
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 04/07/2026A reminder on this, the 4th of July, that the only truly unproblematic US anthem is America The Beautiful, written by a lesbian socialist in 1895 with some truly backhanded original lyrics 26929
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I love how "nudity" comes before RPG, like they put more effort into the nudity than into the mechanics 😆 2301
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 28/06/2026This would be accused of AI slop in 10 seconds if it wasn't made in the late 90s 😆 Those poor animators 76112
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 27/06/2026My weirdest talent is that I can do a mustard squiggle stock-footage perfect every time 😆 never practiced, I could always just do it 3463
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Peter Jackson didn't use his mum's oven as a makeshift kiln to bake a replica Uzi to get around NZ's strict gun laws so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable." 118447
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I was blown away by what metrics ellipsus+ could give me without LLMS. Not only are they erasing history, they're propping up a robot nepo baby and saying he invented the hamburger 110
GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Says something for how poisoned the well is when Ellipsus+ offers stats on a variety of useful metrics WITHOUT USING LLMS IN ANY WAY AI bros would say this is completely impossible without AI but NO CODING IS MAGIC ENOUGH WE DON'T NEED TO MAKE IT WORSE THROUGH PLANET-KILLING AUTOCORRECT 14217