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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR

@suede.bsky.social
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I'm Suede. Making videos about Autism & Pokémon, not at the same time (yet). #actuallyautistic . You engage in good faith, I answer. If not, I block. Cishet, He/Him 🏳️‍🌈

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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"Making dresses is gay 😩" ❌ "I am literally designing things that make girls more appealing to look at" ✔️ "Sewing machine go brrr" 🧠
My first attempt at a librarian's dress. It looks so cute I could die
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tommy Lee Jones looks wearily over his newspaper
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dang it, it's going to take me ages to catch up 😭
The books "exit zero" by Marie-Helene Bertino and "exit 8" by Genki Kawamura lying side by side
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Or possibly
The cover of Metroid Ravenous with the title changed to the Beastie Boys lyric "I'll stir fry you in my wok" with "wok" in the ravenous font
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The cover of Metroid Ravenous with the title changed to the Beastie Boys lyric "dont you yell me to smile" with "smile" in the ravenous font
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If James had a couple more unresolved issues 😆
Pyramid Head as a girly pop ballerina with crocheted helmet and knife
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Plus I just hope this becomes a meme
A severely annoyed woman being prodded in the face by four pistols
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not like "walk over to your table and give a sermon over your steak" level, but somewhere around "No thanks, I dont engage for ethical reasons." "Oh? What Reasons?"
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Day 5: Coffee Table With TV Thought I'd really give myself a challenge with a glass cloche at a weird angle. Still getting the hang of shading but also more competent with some of the trickier angles!
Ink sketch of a messy coffee table in front of a TV, featuring a dirty glass cake display
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Day 4: Window with armchair Now I'm deliberately choosing angles with lots of details so I can practice making calls on what needs to be accurate vs what just needs to essence. One of my favorite feelings is clearly getting across the idea of something with just some messy lines
Ink sketch of an armchair near a large window at night, with a pot plant on a side table and lots of paintings on the wall
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Day 3: living room door I know it seems like a bit of a jump but the fun I had ink sketching kind of led to me drawing even larger scenes. I think my vivid phantasia helps a lot with the perspective, though I know its still very rough
An ink sketch of a hallway door from within a living room, with light fixtures, a candle stand, a rug and a few paintings
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
We had a Wizard (Alan Moore-style pagan practitioner/performance artist) in my home city and this was his ride😆
A VW beetle modified so that both the front and the back of the vehicle look identical
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It hurts that Dick Gumshoe is younger than me 😭
Dick Gumshoe from the Ace Attorney serues
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I wondered for ages why I really really dug Lois's design in My Adventures With Superman and WELP 😆
Lois Lane from My Adventures With Superman. She looks A LOT like Meryl Stryfe from Trigun
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Who was your first anime crush? I was going to put misty, but nah, I didnt want to date her, I just shipped her. Faye Valentine was hot but absolutely not gf material 😆 No, theres only one honest answer for me
Meryl Stryfe from Trigun
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Day 2: a glass of water at a café I actually like sketching with ink, it means I can't be as much of a perfectionist and it forces me to be less detail-oriented. Might do a few more in ink
Rough ink sketch of a glass of water on a cafe table
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Im sick of literally only being able to draw anime style heads so to do a big middle finger to AI I'm going to do a sketch every day of something other than an anime style head until I'm good at drawing something else, starting with still life. Day 1: the switch pro controller on my table
A rough still life sketch of a Switch Pro Controller
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The girls from Pop Team Epic saying "your life's been spared"
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think it hit me in exactly the right order too, because the note just before was the "man, I screwed up, I just used you to excuse my flaws" note and I'm like "Aw, at least you're getting it" and then I got Journal 5 and
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I scribbled this in less than a minute at a local Cafe. I guarantee at least one employee at any given deli is an art student. Get them to draw the food, attract hipsters. Some people reject AI art, but NO ONE rejects human art. EVEN FROM A CAPITALIST PERSPECTIVE, AI art has no upside.
A tiny, rough scribble of a glass of water in a café
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You dont have to do this! Its really not much more work! Today's phones have AMAZING cameras! Just get the arts student who is most likely working for you to take a flattering photo of your stuff! I took this photo of my hot dog with ZERO settings tweaks, you are making your food look WORSE
A photo I took of my hot dog with no settings tweaking, it looks very pretty with zero AI
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
"Its trauma!" Sticker from the ill fated Silent Hill social experiment game, Ascension
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I get the sentiment, but if you put in the effort you can talk about most aspects at an appropriate level. If they ask "Why is it everywhere?" You can say "Because it feels good, & most people's bodies start wanting to do it eventually. If that happens, let me know if you want to talk about it"
"As long as its age appropriate. Kids do need to learn about how babies are made. They dont need to know about women getting wet and orgasm but they should know how babies get in the mom"
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My parents, back when THE TIE IS SALMON, DANG IT! THE COLOR IS SALMON! SAYS IT RIGHT HERE ON THE SWATCH
A couple getting married in the 80s, with the groom in a grey suit with a bright pink bow tie (or salmon, as they said back then)
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Then there's my other aunt who looks like she stepped right the heck out of an office life anime, RIP 💜
Photo of a woman in the 80s with a big smile, Office Chic hair, big glasses and a knit sweater that also acts as a dress
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Shoutout to my auntie for pulling off the most Power Lesbian Girlboss look in the 80s despite being straight 😆
A woman in the 80s wearing what can only be describes as a cardigan blazer with shoulderpads and a truly impressive mullet
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It also might just be my headcanon, but it really rubbed me that James just touched his face curiously in the remake, when it seems obvious that he's motioning "Putting a mask on" in the original
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Excuse me?
A notification in bluesky saying "the post you're replying to is written in ber (sic) by it's author. Would you like to reply in *ber* (sic)?"
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Ah yes, that time of the year we all think of Ebenezer Scrooge... Thanksgiving 😅 Also I'm pretty sure he was Scrooge first. Last names are pretty well established before the first one comes along 🤔
Poster for a new movie with the tagline "Before he was Scrooge, he was Ebenezer"
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"FINE! Fine, you get two pallet swaps, but THAT'S AS FAR AS I CAN GO!"
Lammergeier with Black feathersRed Lammergeier (actually caused by red dust and blood in the usually white coat)
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"Ok Ok, I know a lot of you wanted red sclera on other animals but corporate seriously won't budge on this. Can we settle on making it gigantic and one of the only animals with a diet of almost exclusively SWALLOWED BONES?"
Lammergeier with a human for comparisonLammergeier swallowing a bone whole
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
God being like "Sorry, we only have enough budget for ONE animal with red sclera. But tell you what, we'll make it the sickest looking bird that ever existed, so we cool?"
Lammergeier, or Bearded Vulture
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Is that a bearded vulture person? 😍
Bearded Vulture, or Lammergeier
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
So uh... is this based on a real spot in Tokyo? Asking for a... friend of mine. From Canada. You dont know them 😅😐
A billboard from the game "Last Judgment" featuring a bar named "Amazoness" with the description "sexy show pub"
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Poor bro can't even manage flame-roasted toast 😭
Flame Roasted Toast from FFXV
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A reminder on this, the 4th of July, that the only truly unproblematic US anthem is America The Beautiful, written by a lesbian socialist in 1895 with some truly backhanded original lyrics
"America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
Til selfish gain no longer stain
The nanner of the free!"
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
*almost* zero
Aragaki from Persona 3
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
...that's a trumpet, tho
Youtube thumbnail for the anime "the bugle call" featuring a woman playing a trumpet, which is not a bugle
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
George Takei's "ohh myyyy"
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I love how "nudity" comes before RPG, like they put more effort into the nudity than into the mechanics 😆
Steam banner for Cyberpunk 2077, with the top tags "Cyberpunk, Open World, Nudity, RPG"
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This would be accused of AI slop in 10 seconds if it wasn't made in the late 90s 😆 Those poor animators
A frame from Pokemon season 1, episode 43, Where Ash is dancing with a seriously messed up character model in the backgroundClose up of the weirdly disproportioned man in the background, whose eye is angled extremely weirdlyHEY YOU GUUUUYS
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Oh, NOW it makes sense
"the backrooms" done in the font and poster style of "the matrix"
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My weirdest talent is that I can do a mustard squiggle stock-footage perfect every time 😆 never practiced, I could always just do it
A hot dog with a perfect mustard squiggle
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
"Duck, you sucker"
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Peter Jackson didn't use his mum's oven as a makeshift kiln to bake a replica Uzi to get around NZ's strict gun laws so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."
An Uzi from the movie "bad taste", which was a custom home made fake mold
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I was blown away by what metrics ellipsus+ could give me without LLMS. Not only are they erasing history, they're propping up a robot nepo baby and saying he invented the hamburger
Ellipsus+ Writing insights feature including metrics on:

- Vocab Diversity
- Academic reading level
- Sentence Length
- Sentence Rhythm
- Paragraph density
- Sentence openers
- Passive voice detection
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GOD SUEDE YOU! BLACK EMPEROR @suede.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Says something for how poisoned the well is when Ellipsus+ offers stats on a variety of useful metrics WITHOUT USING LLMS IN ANY WAY AI bros would say this is completely impossible without AI but NO CODING IS MAGIC ENOUGH WE DON'T NEED TO MAKE IT WORSE THROUGH PLANET-KILLING AUTOCORRECT
Ellipsus+ Writing insights feature including metrics on:

- Vocab Diversity
- Academic reading level
- Sentence Length
- Sentence Rhythm
- Paragraph density
- Sentence openers
- Passive voice detection
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