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Greg Walker

@suddenlygreg.com
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Software dev. Big ol' nerd. Dog-haver. Formerly at @alt18f.bsky.social. suddenlygreg.com

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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 17h
bot say oop I did a illegal
A screenshot of america.gov. The user types into the input box, "Where is your privacy impact statement?"

The chat bot responds, "I'll look up America's privacy pages and any official privacy impact assessment. I cannot verify a published Privacy Impact Assessment (PIA) titled specifically for America.gov."
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 29/09/2026
Oh hey, look!
A screenshot of America.gov. The chat bot is prompted, "Is Donald Trump in the Epstein files?" The chat bot responds, "Yes – the Justice Department's official list includes the name 'Trump, Donald.' That means the name appears at least once in materials released under the Epstein Files Transparency Act."
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 29/09/2026
Ah, I wondered. Thankfully the government knows the law.
A screenshot of America.gov. The chat bot is asked, "Is it illegal to use tax money for campaign ads?" The chat bot responds, "Federal agencies generally may not spend appropriated (taxpayer) funds on campaign ads. That is a restriction on government money and official resources, not a ban on campaign ads paid with campaign funds. This is general information, not legal advice."
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 28/09/2026
Let sleeping dogs lie, yes, but also take pictures. #dogs
An Australian shepherd dog sleeping on the floor with its head between its front paws. The dog's visible fur is mostly white, with brown patches around its eyes and black-and-gray ears.
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 28/08/2026
Ah yes, we have only just now reached the brink.
A headline from The Indepedent reads, "Soon the 'Trump Earth': President's naming of Great Lake pushes US and his administration to brink of absurdity"
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 08/08/2026
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 04/08/2026
Balance bear balances #fatbears
A North American brown bear standing on a stone in a river. The stone is quite a lot smaller than the bear.
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 04/08/2026
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 01/08/2026
If you're a bear, you have to scratch your face with murder mittens. Itchy snoots are a scary time! #fatbears
A North American brown bear lying in a river, visible from the shoulders forward. The bear's left pay is lazily scratching its face.
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 31/07/2026
However, she can see just fine and she's as skeptical as ever of phone cameras.
An Australian shepherd lying on a carpeted floor. The dog's head is turned to the side, but its eyes are turned towards the camera, almost as if it is suspicious. Its mouth is turned in a slight smirk.
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 29/07/2026
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 27/07/2026
Optimistic bear hoping 128 Grazer will share some fish. 𝗡𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗥 𝗩𝗢𝗜𝗖𝗘: She did not. #fatbears
A photo of two North American brown bears sitting in a lake. The one on the left is holding and eating a fish as the one on the right looks on hopefully.
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 26/07/2026
The bear show is active today! #fatbears
A photo of a small waterfall and rushing river, full of North American brown bears.
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 25/07/2026
164 Bucky Dent caught himself a nice fish, and these two lookie-loos are just hoping he drops a bit. #fatbears
Photo of three North American brown bears in a fast-moving river. One bear on the far left is eating a fish, while the other two stand behind it watching.
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 21/07/2026
128 Grazer here using this stone as a table to make it easier to nom on her fishies. Also note those claws! Bears: they can rip off your face, but they probably won't as long as you leave them alone and treat them with the respect they deserve. #fatbears
A blond-furred North American brown bear standing in a rushing river with its front legs laid on a rock. There is a fish between its paws, and its claws are on display.
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 21/07/2026
Too many choices can lead to analysis paralysis. Or if you're a bear, it's just happy hunting season. #fatbears
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 16/07/2026
Terrible air quality in northern North America today, but the bears still have pretty good air, and – more importantly – good fish. #fatbears
A North American brown bear sits in a rapid river eating a fish. The bear's face is turned towards the camera. Its ears are upright. Its fur is brown, and it has dark circles around its eyes.
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 15/07/2026
I made stickers of this after hearing one of our colleagues say it, because it was just... perfect.
A square sticker with the text, "My imposter syndrome evaporated when I met real imposters." The "imposter syndrome" and "real imposters" text is multicolored and kind of silly. The "evaporated" text is in sort of cursive, has a light blue border, and has stars on both sides.
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 12/07/2026
It's a fat bear get-together at Brooks Falls today! Plenty of good eating, but alas, they have forgotten to fry the fish? Oh well, they're happy. #fatbears
Photo of six North American brown bears at different places in a river immediately downstream of a small waterfall. Two of the bears are eating fish while the others watch the water.
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 09/07/2026
CUTIE PATOOTIE #fatbears
A dark brown North American brown bear cub hanging on to the side of a tree. It has big perky ears and is looking off into the distance.
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 09/07/2026
Mother bears will "tree" their cubs when they sense a threat. The most common threat is other bears, particularly male bears. Here is 284 and her two cubs practicing safety. #fatbears
An adult North American brown bear sits alert at the bottom of a tree while two darker-colored cubs hang on to the trunk.
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 08/07/2026
Here we see 901 with her very distinctive fishing style when she's at the lip of the falls. It's as if she's telling the fish "c'mere!" Whatever she's doing, it's effective. Look how fat! #fatbears
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 08/07/2026
Here is 151 Walker, identifiable by his massive beardonkadonk. #fatbears
A dark brown North American brown bear perched at the top of a waterfall, leaning out over the edge, staring down at the approaching fish.
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 07/07/2026
The queen who is also a mother, but not the queen mother because then she would be her own mother, and not even bears work *that* way. 128 Grazer #fatbears
A large North American brown bear with bright blond fur stands in a rushing river with her front right paw raised slightly as she to the side into the river for fish.
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 07/07/2026
Like a well-loved teddy bear. #fatbears
Photo of a North American brown bear standing in a rushing river, all wet.
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 07/07/2026
LOOK AT ALL THE BEARS. #fatbears
A photo of five large North American brown bears in a river with a short waterfall. One of the bears is at the top of the waterfall looking down into the rapids below. The other four bears are arranged around the rapids staring into the water looking for fish.
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 06/07/2026
I remember when this big fella, 89 "Backpack", was just starting to find his place at the falls. Now he's one of the dominant bears. Proud to see them grow up. Watch the bears of Katmai as they be bears and do bear stuff! www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7Zr...
A large North American brown bear with super fuzzy blond ears stands in a rushing river
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 10/04/2026
Gosh our planet is pretty.
A photograph of Earth from the Orion spacecraft. Orion is visible on the left, and half-illuminated Earth on the right. Earth appears mostly blue with large white swirls and patches of brown underneath.
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 24/03/2026
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS SCATTER.
An image of a scatter plot.
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 21/03/2026
s/they/he/ for now. Maybe the plural will be accurate again soon. Today would be a good day for it to happen, after all.
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 15/02/2026
Vertical three-panel comic. In the top panel, Gandalf, an older, tall white man with long gray hair and a long gray beard towers over the viewer over a dark background. He says menacingly, "I am not trying to rob you!" In the middle panel, the background is lighter and Gandalf's face is softer. He said, "I am trying to help you." The third panel is a line art drawing of a frowning dog holding a ball in its mouth.
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 27/01/2026
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 27/01/2026
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 18/11/2025
It's very... interesting, I guess... that every article about Trump and the Epstein files has almost exactly the same disclaimer. Why is it, I wonder, that they all have the same language? All of them. Every time. You've seen it too, haven't you?
Trump has denied wrongdoing in relation to the Epstein allegations, and no evidence has suggested that Trump took part in Epstein’s crimes. The president also has said he and Epstein had a falling out years ago.
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 10/11/2025
Every Democrat who votes for this CR needs their name added to the primary list. Get rid of them. They are capitulating on the only thing they ever claimed to be fighting for, in exchange for... nothing. I mean, a promise to vote on the ACA subsidies later, which is a stupid thing to accept.
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 05/11/2025
I made a slight but important modification to CBS's live results widget.
Screenshot of voting results for the New York City mayoral race. It notes that polls closed at 9:00 PM ET and the page was last updated 1 minute ago. 43% of precincts have reported. The candidates are listed as follows: Zohran Mamdani, Dem., 50.2%. Andrew Cuomo, Ind., 40.8%, Curtis Sliwa, Rep, 8.2%, Eric Adams, indicted, 0.2%.
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Greg Walker @suddenlygreg.com · 15/09/2025
Not actually related, but that reminded me of these, which I never ate and now I wonder if they were good.
Image of a box of cookies called "Dunkaroos." There is a package of cookies with a small bin of chocolate frosting to the side. The background is a blue star-filled sky. A smiling cartoon kangaroo with a backwards green hat and a green t-shirt is dunking one of the cookies into the frosting. Below is text "vanilla cookies with chocolate frosting."
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