Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 03/09/2026@michaelhobbes.bsky.social Absolutely on board with controlling the names a person can name their children. Slim Easy should get you thrown in prison. Hobbes for President! 0140
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 23/10/2025@blessingjr.bsky.social Ninja Gaiden 4 looks like a Wii U game, but I’m loving it so far 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 11/06/2025@gameovergreggy.bsky.social @timgettys.bsky.social asked some Gen Z friends about gooning. Seems like everyone was kind of right! 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Gonna be honest: I don’t really care for the direction of the newest Zeldas. Not that the games aren’t great, they’re just not what I love about the series. I know people will argue with me but I miss more linear experiences. 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 29/05/2025The further I get into DOOM The Dark Ages, the less I like it. 2016 and Eternal are much better. 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Finally finished Act II of Expedition 33 and I just have more questions than answers. This game is incredible though. Highly, highly recommend. 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 21/05/2025I’m just gonna say it I don’t like Donkey Kong’s redesign 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 20/05/2025I’m not loving Doom The Dark Ages like I hoped I would. The upgrades aren’t exciting and I feel like they want you to play in a way that’s counterintuitive. I miss glory kills too. Nothing less satisfying than blasting a demon and then just lightly tapping him with your shield. So far, it’s eh. 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 12/05/2025There’s no better high than when you fully parry a long attack in Expedition 33 010
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 29/04/2025And for just a minute… I didn’t have to think about it and things looked brighter 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 25/04/2025I’m already playing 4 games and have plans that will keep me busy all weekend, but all I want to do is go home and start Clair Obscur 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 25/04/2025“Toxic bosses leave a wake of good people running away from them. If you have a toxic boss, get away as fast as you can.” 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Daredevil finale was SO GOOD!! God, what a great return to form. Absolutely cannot wait for the next season! 010
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 05/04/2025@gameovergreggy.bsky.social Thank you for today’s Gregway. It was cathartic and relieving to feel like I’m not alone. It’s exactly the reason I love and listen to Kinda Funny. 010
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 05/04/2025I really don’t know if I can do three and a half more years of this 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Fuck Donald Trump. Fuck Elon Musk. Hope they both take a bullet to the brain. 010
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 02/04/2025I thought the Switch 2 Direct was fantastic. I’m thoroughly impressed by just about everything we saw. Prices do suck, but that’s where we’re at in the world and it’s sadly only going to get worse. Not going to stop me from making a Day 1 purchase though. 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Surely the Nintendo Switch 2 Direct tomorrow will fix me 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 27/03/2025A Marvel beat ‘em up game from the developers of TMNT Shredder’s Revenge?! Sign me the fuck up 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 21/03/2025First impressions of Assassin’s Creed Shadows, my first AC game: -Naoe’s actress cannot act, at all -Music is on point -Game feels a bit like it’s from 2014 -Graphics are not great (but I’m also playing on a Series S) -So far, I’m not captivated I do hope it gets better though! 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Daredevil was so damn good. Can’t believe it’s back. Cannot wait for more! 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 27/02/2025I downloaded like 10 demos and added like 15 games to my wishlist from Steam Next Fest. I love video games. 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 17/02/2025The people who think video games are too “woke” now are the same people who listen to Rage Against The Machine and miss the point. 011
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Finally finished Indiana Jones and the Great Circle. Solid translation of Indy into the video game world, even if everything about it didn’t work perfectly. Definitely gets a recommendation from me though! What should I play next? 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 11/02/2025If you see this post a gif from one of your comfort showsmedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a certificate of achievementALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a certificate of achievement 010
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Am I gonna have to play Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 now?? 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I truly don’t know if I can take 4 years of this. 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 18/01/2025I can’t stop thinking about how we live in the worst timeline b/c people would rather be able to be racist and believe in an almighty ghost in the sky than be safe and thriving. There are very few reasons to keep going so I’m just gonna play Marvel Rivals while it all burns down. 020
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Looking forward to the Switch 2 and all its subsequent announcements collectively distracting us from the upcoming horrors of this year 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 10/01/2025It’s just getting really hard to wake up every day. The world is exhausting. 010
Reposted by ChristianParis Marx @parismarx.com · 10/01/2025when the right says “free speech,” they mean “bigotry with no consequences” 17631184
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Money Money 2020 Part II is still the best album Green Day has produced since the Trilogy 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 30/12/2024There has never been a better depiction of what it’s like to be an adult. 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 30/12/2024I love the day and a half I get where my work Slack isn’t blowing up 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 17/12/2024My anxiety has peaked the last few days. I have so much left to do for Christmas and almost no time to do it. Work is stressful. And all I want to do is catch up on video games and watch Christmas movies. 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Yes! Fallout! Let’s go! Well deserved. #TheGameAwards 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Let’s gooooooooo Helldivers 2 best multiplayer!! #TheGameAwards 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I’m really excited for #TheGameAwards tonight! My favorite time of the year now that E3 is gone. 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I just wanna play Indiana Jones, Marvel Rivals, and Helldivers and I barely have enough time for one of them let alone three 😩 000
Christian @sucksandwich.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Played a lot more of my Xbox this year than I thought #XboxYearInReview 030