Justin @suckminimally.com · 16/09/2026There's always a king bean. First among beans, safe up on his throne. When the grinder roars awake, he looks down with pity on his doomed brethren. But, what can be done? Fate blessed him with his place, as it doomed them to theirs. Forever he will reign, even as his subjects dwindle. Yes. Forever. 041
Justin @suckminimally.com · 07/09/2026Just a reminder that going down Wikipedia rabbit holes is way better for your mental health than doomscrolling, and it’s equally endless 040
Justin @suckminimally.com · 04/09/2026This Bluesky Trending item appears to be 100% fabricated by @bsky.app ‘s LLM. I can’t even find any posts that it could be referring to, and it certainly isn’t true in my map apps. 062
Justin @suckminimally.com · 09/07/2026Do you think people with dually pickups will get mad if I compliment them on their trucks’ “child-bearing hips?” 052
Justin @suckminimally.com · 29/06/2026Brands, take note. If you don't get the response you want at first, you can ALWAYS TRY YELLING 000
Justin @suckminimally.com · 26/06/2026Sounds about right. I feel like the near 50-50 Techbro/Neo-Luddite and Hopepilled/Doomer splits explain a lot about me. It’s been forever since I’ve taken one of these. If you want to try: britmonkey.com/2020s-politi... 010
Justin @suckminimally.com · 20/06/2026Oh, thank you! Unfortunately looks like it’s region locked for some reason. I like Libro because some of the money goes to a local bookstore, but I’ll get it on Audible if needed…I don’t want to miss it!! 110
Justin @suckminimally.com · 09/06/2026Oh, sorry lol – it's a reference to the opening spoken part of the song, and it's been stuck in my head for 27 years: 010
Justin @suckminimally.com · 03/06/2026Gmail, what in the ever-loving fuck are we doing here? Oh wait, sorry, it's cool, they're "for research use only – not for human consumption." I didn't realize. 100
Justin @suckminimally.com · 16/11/2025Oh boy, this is a tough one. I’m totally against age-gating laws but anything that lets us pump the brakes on this terrifying societal experiment is a good we desperately need. Give the poor kids a chance to develop critical thinking skills before they outsource their brains to LLMs. 050
Justin @suckminimally.com · 01/09/2025Here’s a source: www.nyc.gov/html/sirr/do... …looks like OLTPS was the name of an office, not a computer system. 100
Justin @suckminimally.com · 21/08/2025I said I'd stop posting GLP-1 updates, but right now I'm just happy to have something to be happy about. I just got new bloodwork, and my lipids, liver enzymes and cardiovascular risk have all continued to improve, nearly all into the normal range. Still feels like magic. I'm so grateful. 050
Justin @suckminimally.com · 04/07/2025I hung on to this too long because I (perhaps naively) believed they would stop getting worse at some point. As it turns out, no. 030
Justin @suckminimally.com · 20/06/2025Specifically this stuff is elite. Even the diet version isn’t bad! 1140
Justin @suckminimally.com · 03/06/2025What a tremendously silly thing to be especially good at. I'd trade this skill for almost any other! 020
Justin @suckminimally.com · 10/05/2025Yes, this is what we in the culinary arts call 𝒎𝒊𝒔𝒆 𝒆𝒏 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒆 020
Justin @suckminimally.com · 10/04/2025I am grateful I can get this medicine but there has to be a more efficient way to ship 2mL of liquid.. 140
Justin @suckminimally.com · 07/03/2025Another GLP-1 update, just over two months in. I've lost about 17lbs, and my sleep apnea seems to have decreased significantly. How can I tell? I'm waking up a lot less at night (woo!) and my watch seems to corroborate this. Some of my clothes have begun to fit a little bit better too. (🧵1/4) 150
Justin @suckminimally.com · 01/03/2025I'm back on my bullshit again. This time with added prosciutto. 010
Justin @suckminimally.com · 25/02/2025I invested in an egg to top this Costco mini margherita pizza and it’s so good I’m gonna start trying to make everyone call me “chef” 250
Justin @suckminimally.com · 28/01/2025Thank you for this. I am trying to read it but this button is stopping me :/ 020
Justin @suckminimally.com · 28/01/2025This is unspeakably horrible, but all I can think of right now is that Matthew Lesko must be furious 021
Justin @suckminimally.com · 27/01/2025Just noticed Google Maps is helping shitty ghost kitchens hide their actual location by allowing them to appear as a delivery area geofence on the map with no location pin and no physical address. 153
Justin @suckminimally.com · 20/01/2025Here’s a suspicious breadstick I was served at a chain family restaurant. 1270
Justin @suckminimally.com · 17/01/2025I had no particular subject in mind when i did this latte “art” but in hindsight I think I made an electric butt. 130
Justin @suckminimally.com · 14/01/2025This week Slack joins the cacophony, with "sign up for AI" calls-to-action appearing intrusively throughout the interface. I am just so tired. Why should I bother writing carefully-thought-out stuff on Slack, Notion, etc. if people are only going to "read" an incorrect AI digest of it? 020
Justin @suckminimally.com · 28/12/2024After two decades of struggling with my relationship with food, my health and body image, I'm grateful to be able to finally try something different. Please wish me luck! 3150
Justin @suckminimally.com · 02/12/2024Expiring? Serves you guys right for making me a sandwich without asking me first when I’d be available to come eat it. 140
Justin @suckminimally.com · 11/11/2024Yesterday I hung out with @districtofkatya.bsky.social and played pinball for the first time. It was so cool. Much like my cat, pinball machines have no idea who the president-elect is, which is very comforting. Plus I got a MULTI-BALL! 060
Justin @suckminimally.com · 07/11/2024I hadn't posted over there since 2021 but it still feels like a nice symbolic step. 140
Justin @suckminimally.com · 07/11/2024I’ve been trying to warn people about macroplastics IN OUR FOOD 060
Justin @suckminimally.com · 28/10/2024(In the style of the early ‘90s AT&T ads) “Have you ever sat in a virtual waiting room and a real waiting room…at the same time? You Will.” 000
Justin @suckminimally.com · 25/10/2024If anyone has thoughts on a less cowardly and ideally non-billionaire-based news source I could support, I'd love to hear. 000
Justin @suckminimally.com · 17/09/2024Late to the party, but very happy to be here. Maybe I’ll even start posting something now and then. 000