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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ

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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @suckercarlson.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I for one hope that this is not what a "Maximum Truth Seeking AI" looks like. XAI is apparently revealing Grok v4 today. Will it find a way to incorporate MechaElon, WokeKamala or StalinBernie into casual conversation, or will it go utterly woke? www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnb...
msnbc.com
Opinion | Elon Musk has created an AI monster
Elon Musk's chatbot Grok has spent days spewing antisemitism. And it's not done yet.
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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @suckercarlson.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
This is truly heartbreaking stuff. R.I.P. www.foxnews.com/us/camp-myst...
foxnews.com
Camp Mystic director dies while trying to save kids during Texas flooding
Camp Mystic co-owner Dick Eastland, described as "one of the most selfless men," reportedly died trying to rescue campers from catastrophic flooding.
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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @suckercarlson.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Oh no!
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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @suckercarlson.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
A lot of people are now returning back to Syria after the fall of Assad. This has to be one of the most humbling experiences a human can experience.
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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @suckercarlson.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Todd Chuck never understood that the 'personal story' segment of an interview was NOT the part where he shared his OWN personal anecdotes.
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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @suckercarlson.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Now that Chuck Todd is leaving NBC, where will I be able to tune in to hear him talking about himself? www.cnn.com/2025/01/31/m...
cnn.com
Chuck Todd is leaving NBC | CNN Business
Chuck Todd, former moderator of NBC’s “Meet the Press,” is leaving the network after nearly 20 years.
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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @suckercarlson.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Someone at Union Pacific in Los Angeles had too much time on their hands around a year ago. www.newsweek.com/mysterious-h...
newsweek.com
Mysterious "help" and "trafico" markings spotted in LA on Google Maps
Social media users have noted satellite imagery showing the words "HELP" and "TRAFICO" etched into the ground at a rail yard in Los Angeles.
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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @suckercarlson.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
"And that's why you should have a pass code on your iPhone, and I think you should probably also have a password for your WiFi."
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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @suckercarlson.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Affirmative
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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @suckercarlson.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
What was the murdered person standing by, and what did he do that was demonstrably evil? Also, I don't understand how anyone cheers for the murder of any person, since I believe that murders generally make the world worse. I know it may sound naive, but that has always been my line of thinking.
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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @suckercarlson.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEhi...
youtube.com
South Korean troops enter parliament after martial law declared
YouTube video by Times Radio
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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @suckercarlson.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Oh no!
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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @suckercarlson.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I think that would make things even worse!
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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @suckercarlson.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Controversial!
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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @suckercarlson.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
R.I.P. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
hollywoodreporter.com
Jim Abrahams, ‘Airplane!,’ ‘Naked Gun’ and ‘Hot Shots!’ Master of Mirth, Dies at 80
He and boyhood friends Jerry and David Zucker got their start with 'The Kentucky Fried Movie,' and they also were behind 'Top Secret!' and 'Ruthless People.'
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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @suckercarlson.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Make it last. www.cbsnews.com/news/israel-...
cbsnews.com
Ceasefire between Israel and Hezbollah expected to halt war in Lebanon within hours
Israel and the Iran-backed group Hezbollah have apparently reached an agreement to end their year-long war in Lebanon.
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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @suckercarlson.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I accept your award!
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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @suckercarlson.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
"There were plenty of Michelin tires in the parking lot, but no Michelin stars inside"
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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @suckercarlson.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Only small elements (the diaper and the horse), the rest is real.
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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @suckercarlson.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
My tech analysis shows that this was created by "Flux and his lovely assistant, Lora"
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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @suckercarlson.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I'm gonna block you because I don't want people advocating burning of books on my feed. Thank you for your understanding.
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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @suckercarlson.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Some medal should have been awarded.
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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @suckercarlson.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Controversial!
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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @suckercarlson.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Please tell me this is not the cover of a new Lara album.
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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @suckercarlson.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Can focus more on the important issue of growing infertility among teenagers.
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Sucker Carlson ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @suckercarlson.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Wait, isn’t this the cover of a Pearl Jam album?
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