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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
A white man in a black t-shirt is licking his phone seductively
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
"Vending Machine Operator" and "Cigarettes Distributor" are so oddly specific. Also, how is a gem/metal dealer different from a jeweler?
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Fled Cruz didn't even defend his own wife when Tangerine Palpatine called her ugly. He let a trip to Cancún get between him and the freezing Texans he swore to protect. He also abandoned his dog. I'm so tired of him.
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
1 Onion subscriber vs. 20 people who don't understand satire
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
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a cartoon character is holding a newspaper that says " old man yells at cloud "
Alt: a cartoon character is holding a newspaper that says " old man yells at cloud " with a picture Abe Simpson shaking his fist.
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
@jaketapper.bsky.social wya?
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a man in a suit is standing in a living room holding a coat .
Alt: John Travolta as Vincent Vega in a suit is standing in a living room holding a coat. He's confused, wondering where everyone is.
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I adore the tummy stretch marks 😍
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Would you like to take another shot at this assessment?
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a man in a white shirt stands in front of a crowd wearing a pink hat with the letter b on it
ALT: a man in a white shirt stands in front of a crowd wearing a pink hat with the letter b on it
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
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a close up of a man with a mustache
Alt: a close up of a man with a mustache he pauses then laughs hysterically
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Target's "Get Back in the Closet Queer" collection.
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Amen! We deserved a film adaptation that was true to the book 😭
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Forgot what the date was for a second
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a football player with the word patriots on his shirt
Alt: A Black football player with the word patriots on his shirt says "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie".
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
In the 3rd profile OP posted, the woman's husband is at the gym from 4:45 am to 9 am.
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
They'll buy all these devices and supplements to prevent/remove "toxins" but they'll eat raw diary which can actually contain shiga toxin from E. coli?! Make it make sense.
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I don't know who "us" is but odds are I actually do hate them if they're getting publicly humiliated at a town hall.
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
And this is what I'm doing with my hands
Picture of a white person in a long sleeve gray shirt covering a wine glass with their hand
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Sounds about white
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
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two men are sitting in front of a crowd talking about strategy
Alt: Gif from the movie Dodgeball of two male sports announcers sitting in front of a crowd, the text says "It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em."
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
"Du Jour means seat belts!"
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Black cat sitting on top of a red blanket staring directly at the camera. The cat is sitting on its bum with his arms by his sides.
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
A cartoon of the US Constitution burning with Trump's face in the flame. Next to it is a donkey in a firefighter`s uniform with an unused fire hose. The donkey is holding a round black sign that says "Fire".
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I called Congressman Green this morning to thank him and tell him I didn't agree with the House censuring him.
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
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a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says channel 4 news team points a cigarette towards the camera, smirks, and says "I don't believe you"
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I'm guessing their next launch will be an Icarus charm as a reminder to always be ambitious.
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Having red lines for politicans and general human beings is not a "purity test", especially when those red lines are no sexual assault and no rape. Full stop.
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
A group humanoid characters. One has their hand raised next to text that says, "uh, hi, yes, I have a question". Then below the same humanoid character in the group says “what the fuck?!"
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
@michaelhobbes.bsky.social @notalawyer.bsky.social bookmarking it for worst takes of 2025
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
It's really sad how SWERF-y this discourse gets every single time. Sex work is work. Sex workers deserve our support and protection. We should never throw sex workers under the bus.
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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a man wearing glasses is holding a green egg in his hand and saying `` egg '' .
ALT: a man wearing glasses is holding a green egg in his hand and saying `` egg '' .
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
He's got that dog in him (aging in dog years)
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
What are you going to do about it?
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a man in a white shirt stands in front of a crowd wearing a pink hat with the letter b on it
ALT: a man in a white shirt stands in front of a crowd wearing a pink hat with the letter b on it
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I'm not even a constituent but I called his office to tell them it was a bad idea and I'm donating money to whoever runs against him when he's up for reelection. They hung up on me.
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Sarah Weinman @sarahweinman.com · 10/02/2025
Me: maybe I can set aside that petty grievance Also me:
Kendrick Lamar grinning at the Super Bowl halftime show as he raps to “Not Like Us”
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
@notalawyer.bsky.social bookmarking this for worst takes of 2025 before I forget.
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
She wrote two Avon True Romances for Teens in the early aughts that fundamentally shaped my understanding of slavery in the US and the Underground Railroad. The way she intertwines Black History and heart wrenching romance is a master class.
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Beverly Jenkins has been writing some of the best historical romances for decades. Thank you for recommending Brenda Jackson and Rebecca Witherspoon to me!
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
You can use the 5 Calls app. They have a script ready for what's happening with Musk.
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E @suchwitchythangs.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying `` go on '' .
Alt: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and saying `` go on '' .
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