SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Trump Could Slap His Name on Yet Another Historic Building. Ford’s Theatre, the playhouse where Abraham Lincoln was assassinated in 1865 is on the list. Maybe it will be put to the same good use again: SIC SEMPER TYRANNUS. apple.news/ALdlCIyQpSwi... 001
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Trump appears to have suffered a stroke as this Pentagon 9/11 ceremony photo shows. Hope his new national defense White House underground bunker offers hospice care. 001
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Recently re-opened Gordie Howe Bridge linking Detroit to Canada was the key to a large poration of the Motor City's propsperity. Trump's idiotic new tariffs ruined that. His "self own" turned the Gordie Howe into "A Bridge Too Far." Detroit will be hurt more than Canada. youtu.be/5G4Kgq1ECLk?... 001
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Silicon Valley Wants to Put a Chip in Your Brain. This was the plot of James Coburn’s 1967 comedy “The President’s Analyst”. The more things change, the more they stay the same. www.politico.com/news/magazin... 001
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Yes, Trump Might Really Attack Cuba. apple.news/AffyGCmDHRQC... He’s motivated by jealousy over Teddie Roosevelt who led the Roughrider’s victory on Cuba’s San Juan Hill. The only time Trump was ever a roughrider was while being spanked by Stormy Daniels. hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/ima... 001
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026A modest proposal: Does Melania really want to distinguish herself from #Pedo47 and Epstein? Simple. Let her demonstrate her independence by holding a meeting with survivors before movie cameras. That would be a blockbuster film - “Melania 2. The Vengeance” 001
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 08/05/2026This Photo Of An Anti-Trump Billboard In A Very, Very Red Area Is Going Mega Viral search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?h... 001
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Markwayne Mullin faces easy confirmation as DHS secretary, replacing Noem. He will be awarded the “Peter Principle Prize” for rising above his maximum level of incompetence. Trump will install a new statue of MWM and Patel riding together on a private jet. apple.news/ALVmhFkSpSh-... 021
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026The City of Minneapolis was just nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize by "The Nation" magazine, saying the City: youtu.be/9U9AsQhwJXQ?... 120
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026If “Melania” wins an award for Best Documentary, Bezos will have to donate his prize to Trump if he wants more government contracts - or to avoid indictment - for making a criminally stinking film. 000
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 21/12/2025At least 16 files disappear from DOJ site for Epstein documents, including Trump photo. The missing files were available Friday and no longer accessible by Saturday, included images of paintings depicting nude women. 001
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Trump picks his staff based on looks - “straight out of central casting” 000
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Top military lawyer raised legal concerns about boat strikes. The lawyer at U.S. Southern Command, which oversees the operations against alleged drug-smuggling boats near Venezuela, disagreed that the strikes are legal and was overruled, according to six sources. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn... 001
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Time Magazine Makes Remarkable Change For New Trump Cover After Previous Complaint Did the president's vanity and knack for vengeance influence Time's latest cover? New photo looks like an AI fake. His real hands are too small to acutally hide his turkey neck. 032
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Newsom Mocks Trump And Israeli Prime Minister With Brutal ’90s Comparison. White House posted a photo of Trump and Netanyahu captioned “peace through strength” Newsom countered : apple.news/AUUi4bbu4ROy... 031
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Trump said there's actually "no reason to be good" except to prove to God that you can "go to that next step". That "next step" will be down the stairway to the ninth cicrcle of Hell to suffer the eternal torment of Jewish space lasers. Article: www.huffpost.com/entry/donald... 011
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Tesla’s Optimus humanoid robot performs Kung Fu moves to showcase speed, balance See video “Return of the Terminator”. x.com/elonmusk/sta... 101
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025FBI cuts ties with Southern Poverty Law Center, the second time in a week Patel has ended a partnership with a group that monitors right-wing extremism. Trump is at war with “the enemy within”…except for the racists and insurrectionists. apple.news/AgNxxXKhOQtW... 001
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025What would justice look like if these six govt employees were fired? They could sue along with untold thousands of other workers, and then they would have to recuse themselves from their own appeal. The remaining holy trinity of SCOTUS judges could then royally screw them. 011
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2025Hegseth declares war on ‘fat’ generals, troops: "...it’s completely unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals in the halls of the Pentagon leading commands around the country and the world.” SOLUTION: Daily PT for all troops and a Stairmaster machine for Trump. thehill.com/policy/defen... 001
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Jon Stewart Totally Rags On Trump's Portland Talk Using 1 Blast From The Past. Trump’s aides told him that people are “literally attacking” each other and there are “fires all over the place” in Portland. “And dragons! There be dragons!” added Stewart. 011
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Trump's Boast Of A Golden White House Backfires Spectacularly. “Foreign Leaders, and everyone else, ‘freak out’ when they see the quality and beauty. Best Oval Office ever, in terms of success and look!!! President DJT”. This is the “leader of the free world”? Freaky apple.news/AAVPg0ZCpR56... 021
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025 Hegseth’s mysterious meeting with 800 generals will focus on grooming and warrior ethos Dept. of War has engaged a consultant to instruct troops on camaflouge for "wars" in US cities . Instead of wearing masks, they will all be disguised to look like #MadKing47. www.politico.com/news/2025/09... 001
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 28/09/2025Since Trump wants to gut the EPA, every home should have one of these personal decontamination units: www.lanco-usa.com/products/dec... 000
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Hegseth dissolves women’s military committee encouraging women to enlist over ‘divisive feminist agenda’. Wounded Army combat veteran Duckworth had said of Trump and his policies “I will not be lectured about what our military needs by a five-deferment draft dodger.” apple.news/A5MIyhVSFTTy... 011
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Senate confirms former failed Trump national security adviser as ambassador to the U.N. Remember “The Peter Principle” ? The book said one continues to fail upward until you reach your max level of incompetence. Maybe next Sec State after Trump gets tired of Rubio. apple.news/A7clmhZHwTYG... 021
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 17/09/2025VA brags number of veterans waiting for benefits is down. Ok, their claims have been “processed”, but what percentage of claims have been summarily DENIED in a rubber stamp “review”, starting an agonizing appeals process? #Transparency “There are lies, damn lies, and statistics” - Mark Twain. 011
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 16/09/2025Trump files $15 billion lawsuit against New York Times. NYT "continued spreading false and defamatory content about President Trump" who "secured the greatest personal and political achievement in American history”. apple.news/ASzctp_N8TWK... 001
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Cabinet secretary provokes outrage for saying Donald Trump was “anointed” by God. …and everyone who doesn’t worship the Orange Messiah is a Judas. apple.news/A_QESvk2USby... 001
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 13/09/2025MAGA wants to criminalize publicly mocking the death of Charlie Kirk. What do I think of the death of a racist hate-mongering far right wing provocateur? 032
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Trump's EPA Plans to Stop Making Companies Report Their Emissions. He has assured our children’s future. MAHA. apple.news/AtWjIgTUNQX2... 001
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Trump Angrily Tells Reporter His Own Truth Post Is ‘Fake News. “Are you trying to go to war with Chicago?” said NBC’s Yamiche Alcindor. “When you say that, darling, that’s fake news,” Trump shot back. 001
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Trump Allies: Actually, the Epstein Drawing Is Proof Trump Is Innocent. “I don’t do drawings. I’m not a drawing person.” Really? His drawings have literally been sold at auction, and Trump has spoken publicly about his artistic process. apple.news/A0Lric8YbT4i... 001
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Trump administration loosens corporate taxes after pulling out of global deal. The new tax rules help corporations by shrinking the tax base. The minimum tax would apply to fewer companies and to less of their income. Even Mr. Magoo could have seen this coming. apple.news/AMwzSJS1vQW2... 011
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Right…and Assistant FBI Director Harold Cooper was Diddy’s handler. 000
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Right…and his FBI handler was Raymond Reddington. 010
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Once these recruits couldn't make the cut. Now they make up a quarter of Army troops. Trainees who wouldn't have passed fitness tests now make up nearly one quarter of the U.S. Army's new recruits. How much upper body strength do you need to pick up trash in large American cities? 001
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Hot mic picks up Putin and Xi discussing organ transplants and immortality. Trump doesn’t concern himself with this. He believes he is Jesus reincarnated. apple.news/AiW_IUEpxSe-... 001
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Pushback to Trump’s foreign aid cuts is coming from The National Association of Evangelicals to convince lawmakers to keep feeding the world’s hungry. Helping the poor is a central and required aspect of the Christian faith, not an optional act of charity. Got that Donald? 001
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Paul Krugman Warns Of Trump’s ‘Wile E. Coyote Moment’: ‘Policy Disaster In The Making’. The famed economist explained why everything may appear to be fine for America... until the moment it’s really not. apple.news/AGRR1aDX5RN2... 011
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Thanks, Trump: ICE Just Gassed a Public School Into Submission. Federal riot police are bombarding a Portland neighborhood with so many chemical munitions it forced a public school to flee. apple.news/AaermBObfR-e... 121
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Tacky porn? She came in on an Einstein visa. So I guess she played a housewife who had sex with a really smart pizza delivery guy with a wig and mustache. 111
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 09/08/2025“Petunia” nabs the title in the "World's Ugliest Dog Contest." See photos of her fierce competitors. apple.news/A7zDX_OLjRKK... Runner up is former Trump staffer “Big Balls”. He was awarded the prize of World’s Ugliest DOGE after being attacked in DC. 001
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Microsoft is cautiously onboarding Grok 4 following Hitler concerns. This Hitler concern? apple.news/Auh_cUj2QQBW... 011
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Giant invasive frogs are wreaking havoc on the West American bullfrogs are gobbling up everything in sight, including some of the rarest species in the Western US. Is this the havoc wreaking frog they mean? 001
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Stephen Colbert puzzles over Trump's White House rooftop press conference "Sir, why are you on the roof?" Article and video: apple.news/AsJCXCoQfRPG... 000
SubversiveComedy @subversivecomedy.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Paramount has betrayed the legacy of America’s most respected newsman. Walter Cronkite was the anchor of the CBS Evening News for 19 years. “FREEDOM OF THE PRESS IS NOT JUST IMPORTANT TO DEMOCRACY, IT IS DEMOCRACY.” 001