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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 17h

Queensland tap water has me like Ms Brittany Broski with every sip 🥴

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Verediex - Queer NSFW Art 🔞 @verediex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Adonis flexing and posing 💪💙

A drawing of a naked muscular man posing and flexing his muscles in a lino cut style.

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It just occurred to me that some Drag Race maxi challenges are just…a Rock Eisteddfod performance.

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I have a site visit at the Sheet Society offices/warehouse in Brunswick today? Do you think I can convince or swindle them for a new linen sheet set for my bed 👉🏻👈🏻

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Neighbour clearly going through it. Killing Me Softly With His Song playing loud enough that I can hear it drifting softly through my open bathroom window.

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

🌚 〰️ ✨ 32 ✨ 〰️ 🌝

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

We have progressed past the need for lint and dust!! I’m sick of it!! I vacuum things, there is still lint and dust!! I wipe things, THERE IS STILL LINT AND DUST!! ENOUGH!!

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Feeling so VERY loved by my friends from their (early) birthday gifts!! An original 70’s edition of Kate Bush’s The Kick Inside, the two latest Future Islands albums on vinyl in limited edition presses, handmade Big Walk character in MY colours and original artwork printed as stickers 🥹

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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Been working in a house with the most Frutiger Aero lookin’ bathroom. And it of course does not match the vibe with the rest of the place at all 😂

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The house I am working in today can only be described as follows:

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Took an edible (a very old, probably not very potent one), so let us begin the speed run some household chores before it maybe kicks in? Wahoo!!

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Have an absolutely frustrating day at TAFE, and then get hit with a message from mum and dad whilst driving home saying “we have decided to book Harry’s final visit to the vet for tomorrow morning”. I’m doing real well 👍🏻 Happy Monday I guess!

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Feeling particularly violent after being sat right next to someone in the cafeteria at TAFE, eating a seemingly never ending pot of instant noodles, by slurping every forkful up in the most disgusting sounding manner. Doing so whilst also watching TikToks with audio set to full. Scream.

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Truly the weather this weekend + having the house to myself + doing social things with people + knowing I have school next week and don’t have to go to work has realigned something within me and it feels GLORIOUS.

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

How I imagine it’s going to feel when I crawl into bed a little later after washing and line drying the bed sheets, and airing my doona and pillows in the sun all day 💆🏻‍♀️

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I might just have to start being mean / demeaning to clients who are intentionally obtuse or who ask dumb fucking questions because I’ve had ENOUGH.

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Client booked an IN-HOME appointment. I get there. Speak to their builder. Client not there. Call client. They are at our factory and showroom?? Girl…please I JUST drove 40 minutes FROM there. Give me a break.

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My boss told me to ponder and think about what I want to do with my annual leave. Forgot. Just remembered. Calculated how much I think I’ve earned and I’ve got approx. 6.5 weeks (!!). INTERESTING!!

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

A play-by-play of what it’s like to help your parents born in the 60’s with anything online: Parent: James, can you help me by doing (insert task that involves an app that requires logging in or 2FA) Me: Cool, so your email address is the login, what is the password? Parent: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh…

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Unfortunately for me, the photographer captured how zooted I was in this photo 🫣

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

I dunno about you!! But if I’m paying good fucking dollars to have a team of installers to put my gigantic flatpack kitchen together in my gigantic fucking house, I’d be making sure they had THE final plans for said kitchen!! Not draft plans that don’t correspond to the stock that’s on-site!!

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Just found out that my parents dog Harry (who came into the family via the sudden and unfortunate death of my dad’s cousin to cancer), has himself been diagnosed with a very aggressive and sizeable cancer in his abdomen 😔 Fuck this shit.

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Verediex - Queer NSFW Art 🔞 @verediex.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

A very happy sailor ⚓💦 (Comment 🍆 if you see it)

A drawing of @eva.poison (Instagram) as a sexy sailor, flexing his muscles and showing how happy he is with a nice fat bulge in his pants.

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Feeling like one of those helpless game app characters as I concurrently nurse a sinus infection, a giant and very sore pimple behind my left ear, a stye on my left eyelid and muscle pain in my right hip, glute and thigh. I hate it here!!

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Didn’t properly read through a cake recipe before deciding to make it. Mousse and assembled cake needed 2-3 hours each to set. Persevered through it. Got this. Bon appetite!

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

General malaise briefly cured by playing Big Walk!! We unlocked the chairlift!! And got to the peak of the highest summit!!

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Bara @bara.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Every gay boy has their diva and Dolly was mine. How blessed we’ve been to share a world with her music, talent and kindness. If there’s a heaven, the choir just got very fucking good

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KJ Shepherd @kjshepherd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

there will be many ways to celebrate dolly parton and the one I want to point out is that she was a friend of Miss Piggy

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Bought amaretto to make a chocolate cake for my colleagues birthday that was this Saturday been, and have dabbled in drinking it on the rocks with a squeeze of lime juice. Fuck that shit’s GOOD.

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Just played Big Walk and it was Big Fun. Highly recommend.

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Woman at the tip shop I haven’t seen for a fair few months due to not going took one look at me and was like “Oh you look worn out. You’ve lost your usual spark”.

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I gasp with joy every time a new Anita Lester portrayal of Erin Patterson shows up in an ABC News article. They’re so GOOD.

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Out of curiosity, I back brushed my beard and have entered my @bara.bsky.social era 🧔🏻‍♀️

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Hell is driving the full length of the M80, both ways, commuting to Geelong for work. I despise that piece of shit freeway with all my heart.

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Thank you once again to the Department of Employment and Workplace Relations 🙂‍↕️

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Highly recommend fucking your lower back at work, the day before three very labour intensive workdays are scheduled. Two of which whilst two of your colleagues are on leave and/or at TAFE ✌🏻😀👍🏻

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

‼️ AFOREMENTIONED PODCASTER WANTS AN IN-HOME VISIT ‼️ Can’t wait to be a fanboy in person.

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Do we think the Coffee Club®️ will cease to exist once the last of the boomers leave this mortal coil?

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

1hr drive to get to a client’s apartment in South Yarra. 30 minutes to drive 20-odd kilometres from home to the freeway off-ramp. 30 minutes to drive 5.5 kilometres down the dogshite length of Hoddle Street. I hate it here.

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I love TAFE. No other educational institution on earth wastes more time for students who are actually doing well 😊 (I’m literally going into TAFE today, just to write two [2] word documents, and submit them to the student portal).

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

“Hey James…seeing as you’ve done the cutting list already, could I take a sneaky photo of it so I can fill mine out too?” Me:

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Straight teenagers and grown men hurling “f*ggot” as an insult to one another in the classroom at TAFE? Uninspired, boring, unoriginal, old. What is this, 2009? Get a new slur.

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

The combination of my new glasses, the ‘longest it has ever been’ beard and my ragged unbrushed hair has aged me considerably 😂

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Hmmmm, might just go and blow up my life seeing as most aspects of my life have turned to shit already 😊

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Marie Vibbert @reasie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

No science fiction could have prepared us for just how stupid the end of the world can be. "The environment was on the brink of collapse, and so, rather than deal with that, we burned what fuel we had left getting computers to scam each other for money."

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James @suburbianite.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

I have now booked a myotherapy appointment with said former client who still pops up regularly in my “most woof’d near you” tab on Scruff 😗🫪

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