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@suburbanqueer.bsky.social
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Educator | 🏳️‍🌈 | California transplant in Salt Lake City | he/him/his

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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This movie was everything and literally there were only 2 of us in the theatre. GO SEE THIS!!!
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know this is a hot take, but I can’t imagine having an iced coffee before noon. Mornings are for hot coffee only.
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Education is antithetical to fundamentalism. This is what they want.
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve been to a lot of shows, but I can confidently say that @zeemachine.bsky.social might be the best live vocalist I’ve ever encountered
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@zeemachine.bsky.social tonight in SLC, fam!!
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Brb getting this tattooed on my lower back
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
IMHO Live tonight!!!
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
What even is this website?
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Drunk coming out of Sam Starr drag brunch
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Refusing to participate in this trend because no one in the quote posts has corrected the typo
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me: I want to be there at 10:00 Husband: *starts making a breakfast shake at 10:06 am*
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Gen Z running around in kitten heels is fuckin crazy
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think we landed on Miley in the morning and Carly for the drive home in traffic
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Inside me there are two wolves
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A happy Carly Rae Jepsen albums and Miley album release eve to all who celebrate
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What’s the worst gummy bear and why is it the red one?
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Okay but no one is asking the real question: who is actually going to an ed Sheeran concert?
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Are you mad at me? @bradys.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Being in the US, the worst thing imaginable
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pinched a nerve in my back because I had the audacity to raise my arm and now I’m dying
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Clarissa never explained any of this
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My husband is the literal best. Came home late last night to find he had got me all the new Halloween Birds AND this morning found he bought me the first container of egg nogg of the season ❤️❤️❤️
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다죠미
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Watching John Stewart just ANNIHILATE Spencer Cox on The Daily Show is giving me LIFE today
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Carlton's Merry Christmas Eve Dance
ALT: Carlton's Merry Christmas Eve Dance
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A hummingbird flew into my auditorium today and got lost. My students named him Ted and we are holding funeral services this Friday during 1st period.
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s crazy that people use FaceTime. I think I’ve used it twice in my entire life and I hated it both times.
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tickets to see Miley at the Hollywood Bowl? iktr
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Rate your skills, lads 💙 Cooking: 7/10 Singing: 8/10 Gaming: 2/10 Photography: 2/10 Drawing: 1/10 Replying fast: 9.5/10 Keeping secrets: 7/10
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Exactly 1 month from today I turn 40. Who want me?
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Once again: west coast = best coast
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Idc what anybody says, Katy Perry is fuckin rad
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not nearly enough people are in this theatre and yall are missing out on one of the best tours I’ve ever seen live
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Lifetimes Tour in IMAX ❤️❤️❤️
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
NEW CARLY AND NEW MILEY ON THE SAME DAY??????
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Good
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just saw the word “something” abbreviated “sth” and I absolutely refuse to participate in the literacy crisis
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“The End of Oak Street” was a crazy movie
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
If football was more like this I’d be inclined to care
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What do you mean Taco Bell’s chips and cheese is over $3?????
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Friendly reminder that if you “protest voted” in 2024 you are directly responsible for diarrhea lettuce
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A homophobic son forces his father back into the closet in order to marry a teenage girl
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Downgrade a movie: Once Upon a Time in Idaho
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This will forever be Tim Curry’s greatest role
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
OR CHER!!!! We can’t afford to lose Cher.
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Somebody check on Julie Andrews
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
He looks like a wallaby
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
West coast, best coast
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Our dishwasher is broken and now I have to cosplay as a trad wife
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J @suburbanqueer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Bought a bunch of new underwear and now I’m feeling 🫦
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
the Flock company has hidden a golden ticket inside a Flock camera somewhere in America, and if you find it they give you twenty million dollars
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