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Sub-optimal Prime

@suboptimalprime.bsky.social
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Possessor of the Matrix of Mediocrity. Comics, music, and geek culture are my jam. Part time goat farmer when not doing my day job. He/Him. Father. Husband. Ally. Certified Bluesky Elder.

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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 12h
32 years of marital bliss for these two kids.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 19h
Who wore it better?
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It’s a little late to start thinking about protecting the kids now. Should have thought about that back in November of 2023 and voted for the lady with the weird laugh. But, hey, we’ve got war with Iran, spiraling inflation, $5 gas, and an all out assault on the working class to deal with instead.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The only two Marvel posters I had were these. (Photo credits to whoever posted them online. Mine are packed away somewhere.)
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m bad at checking FOC through the app my shop uses. The next series I am excited about is “It Demands Sacrifice” from Bad Idea. It’s about a goat. And a hippie death cult.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And the chaser. D’orc 8. I like the story that Brett Bean is spinning. I see a lot of negativity towards this series because of how the first issue’s release was affected by speculator manipulation* but that has no bearing on the story itself which is a fun fantasy romp. *still unproven.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Followed by Feral 26. Elsie is having an existential crisis.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tonight’s read. If you are a fan of the series this doesn’t disappoint.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Top Shelf Friday. My well loved, and discolored, copy of Marvel Graphic Novel - Dracula A Symphony of Moonlight and Nightmares by Jon J Muth.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I said I liked it. I didn't say it was good. Post yours!
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
After ruminating on it I have removed some ongoings from my pull list and I am getting back into looking for forgotten or overlooked titles in the discount bins. Recent results.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you see this we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A relatively light week for me at the comic shop until I spotted this bad boy.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A relatively light week for me at the comic shop until I spotted this bad boy.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Walter Goggins slowly transforming into Brundlefly and nobody is going to mention it?
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
💀🎃 Spooktober day 6🎃💀 The Nine Lives of Salem 1
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fizz (Fitzgerald) giving his grandpa a helping hand with reorganizing comics.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
💀🎃 Spooktober day 4🎃💀 Chilling Adventures In Sorcery As Told By Sabrina issue 1.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
💀🎃 Spooktober day 3🎃💀 Twisted Tales 1 - Jones/Corben
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Firestarter. The backup dancer is killing me. LOL.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What a coincidence as I also have an Incredible Hulk issue for this week’s Top Shelf Friday. Incredible Hulk Annual 11 from 1982 with an globe spanning cover by Al Milgrom. One of my earliest childhood comics that I read to tatters. I recently replaced it with a copy in much better condition.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The CLZ rescan marches forward. Hitting box 15 and saw this @darkhorse.com series by @cullenbunn.bsky.social The Midnite Show. Feels like the right time of year to revisit this one.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hi @rick-leonardi.bsky.social I was wondering if this Spider-Man illustration used for some of the direct market covers was by you.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
💀🎃 Spooktober day 2🎃💀 Weird Wonder Tales 1
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Literally as I am reading your post.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
💀🎃 Spooktober day 1 🎃💀 Haunted 18 - Joe Staton
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hooray! Animal Castle Vol 3 issue 1 is available to pre-order. This is a series I recommend to anyone and everyone.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I preordered one copy of a non-ratio cover that I found appealing. That’s all I need.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I recently acquired one as well. A surprise find in the middle of a random long box at a used record store.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m wheezing. Wendy’s just dropped an EP.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Always.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I love dollar bins.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One of my local comic shops just sold a 9.9 Absolute Batman 1 for a ridiculous amount of money. Of the 25 copies he submitted 24 were 9.8 along with this 9.9. #Batman #Comics
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Top Shelf Friday - Finally Finding The Issue You Needed To Complete A Run Edition The Witching Hour 65. Found this while on our trip to Minneapolis. I now have the entire run of the series, 1-85. Kind of sad to see this one come to a close. It was a fun series to track down.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One of the finest concert venues in the world.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Some dogs out here living their best lives. There were 3 of them and they were all wearing sunglasses.
Dogs wearing sunglasses riding in a car. Dogs wearing sunglasses riding in a car.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
House of Mystery 178 by Neal Adams.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If you see this, post something pink. 😉
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Top Shelf Friday time. A recent pick up. DC Special 11 with a cover by Neal Adams and Berni Wrightson.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I did. I closed out at least 4 runs I’ve been working on. Picked up some interesting, at least to me books, and a couple of surprises that I wasn’t expecting to find. Still trying to stick to my “wish list” and avoid impulse purchases but I wasn’t always successful in that regard.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Further Adventures in Comic Shopping - Rockford, IL. - Part 2 Holy Hell! Folks, this might be a one stop shop if you are into books, records, and comics. Toad Road Records. What an amazing shop. There is a ton of comics, and an indescribable amount of vinyl. This is a must stop shop.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Further Adventures in Comic Shopping - Rockford, IL. Clyde’s Comic and Fantasy Shop. We spent over an hour talking with @newnajar.bsky.social while he happily dug through long boxes looking for books for us. If you are looking for small press and indie titles there is a good chance he’s got it.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Awesome shop alert! If you find yourselves in the vicinity of Minneapolis definitely carve out some time to explore DreamHaven. This place is stuffed with so much that it’s hard to describe. Comics, from mainstream underground and adult as well. Novels, so many out of print horror, sci-fi, and
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Awesome day exploring shops in Minneapolis. Time Bomb Vintage, Nostalgia Zone and Extreme Noise Punk Rock. I managed to close out a few runs with this one shop. Way too much to explore beyond comics. Movie novelizations, underground comics, classic magazines.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tried to post these on Saturday but the ‘vibe coding’ was already starting to set in. This was at Graham Crackers in Madison WI. I found a nice stash of Graphic Novels, magazines, and some nice Atlas books.
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
What’s a roadtrip if you don’t stop and buy some #comics ?
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
DOOOOOOM!!
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It’s a mouthful but I like it.
Lake Normalize Calling Adult Diapers "Trumperoos"
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Sub-optimal Prime @suboptimalprime.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Got me tearing up all over again.
Post from Eminem 

I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.

Post to Eminem from Dolly

Marshall (Eminem),
Congratulations on your induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Your performance was amazing and everybody said so. Even though I don't know a lot about rap music, I've come to know that you are the very best at it. Aside from that I hope what I have to say will not seem weird or strange to you but I have always felt some unexplained connection to you like I know you somehow. I had hoped to meet you at the show but you know how nuts those things are, personally I hate
'em and I missed my chance but maybe someday we'll meet. In the meantime, keep doing what you're doing because you do it so well and no matter how complex your world may be just know you are very special and touch people in ways you don't even know.
With love & respect,
Dolly Parton
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