Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Alvarez would fit in here on #wrestlesky because he’s losing his mind over the mildest wrestling takes. 000
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Being a White Sox fan can make you very cynical, so I’m letting myself enjoy the fact that the statistically worst team in the modern era just two years ago is now in the playoffs. 001
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Need Speedball to pull out his flute dagger and summon the Dragonzord asap 🤼♂️ #AEWDynamite 030
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My 9 year old daughter saw Don Callis flash on the screen and asked “Is that the Rock?!” and I can’t stop chuckling. #AEWDynamite 🤼♂️ 000
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I love how Ciampa spends his time on TV being the “Psycho Killer” and braining people with exposed knee strikes and then will post videos on Instagram working out with hand drawn pictures from his daughter on the machines as inspiration. #AEWDynamite 🤼♂️ 040
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Kalshi’s new collections department after you defaulted on your parlay for number of nimbus clouds in the sky and how many barrels of crude oil are exported out of the Strait of Hormuz.static.klipy.comFat Tony StabbyALT: Fat Tony Stabby 020
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We should not entertain “was Caleb hurt enough to warrant his reaction or being carted off” discourse. #Bears 020
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Oof that Jayden Daniels injury. Him and Caleb both today, but I think Daniels has it worse. At least it’s the non throwing elbow but still. Rough day in football. 000
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Loveland blocking their best rusher instead of being a target in the end zone on that play is a choice. #Bears 000
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Chicago sports gods are daring me to root for the Cubs since they have the only healthy superstar in the city and I’m not happy about it. #Bears 010
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026All these flags all day and the most obvious foul of them all doesn’t garner a penalty. #Bears 030
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Week 2 across the league proving how important having game tape is. Scores depressed all over the place. 000
Reposted by JoeJoe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Already been two bad snaps and it’s not even the end of the first. Gonna be a chaotic game. #Bears 001
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“Bears Weather” but the bear starves to death because it doesn’t want to get wet trying to catch a salmon. 000
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026When I was in high school, our team was so bad that we had a “trick play” where we would line up our punter as a running back and direct snap him the ball to punt it away to try and flip the field. On third downs. Mentioning this for no reason. #Bears 000
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026How does a coach this psychotic and detail oriented have a team that can’t stop committing dumb penalties. #Bears 010
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026These are the sorts of downs and distances I dealt with in high school. #Bears 000
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You know Caleb is elite when he gets two roughing calls on him in the first half. #Bears 000
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The next time I hear the name of a #Bears LB make a tackle will be the first time. 000
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Had the Vikings in complete disarray on defense after a penalty, get a delay of game, and ends up throwing a pick. Rough series. #Bears 000
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Already been two bad snaps and it’s not even the end of the first. Gonna be a chaotic game. #Bears 001
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Im not sure if Dennis does CB spies on the opponents WR1 but perhaps he should try with Jaylon. #Bears 000
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Kudos to Pam Oliver for continuing to work a high level job that demands public speaking despite health issues which challenge that directly. #Bears 010
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026How we feeling about today #Bears fans? I’m going to assume Ben is going for the scoring record until they prove me wrong. 35-30 Bears. 🐻⬇️ 110
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Ben Johnson versus Brian Flores has very Sherlock versus Moriarty energy to me. #Bears 000
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Original Zelda was my first love. Ghost n Goblins taught me perseverance. Final Fantasy 6 made me love stories in games. 001
Reposted by JoeJoe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 13/09/2026God forbid we don’t have “America’s Game of the Week” without at least one NFC East team. 011
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 17/09/2026That was the most character development a jobber has had since Barry Horowitz had the handprint on the back of his vest. #AEWDynamite 🤼♂️ 040
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The fun I expect my kids to have when I plan a day for them versus the fun they actually have. #AEWDynamite 🤼♂️ 020
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The Sox potentially winning their division this year with meaningful contributions from the castoffs like Randall Grichuk, Tristan Peters, and now Tommy Pham is why I’ll never bet on sports. 010
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 15/09/2026BREAKING: The Beets have pulled out of Ed Sheeran’s tour 040
Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 14/09/2026static.klipy.comHerbert West ReanimatorALT: Herbert West Reanimator 120