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Joe

@suboccipital.bsky.social
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Physical therapist and owner in private practice. Watches too much professional wrestling and spends too long making weeknight meals. I hope one day someone will call me “sir” without adding “you’re making a scene.”

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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Love my city hosting banger shows. #AEWAllOut 🤼‍♂️
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Let’s go #AEWAllOut 🤼‍♂️
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alvarez would fit in here on #wrestlesky because he’s losing his mind over the mildest wrestling takes.
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Being a White Sox fan can make you very cynical, so I’m letting myself enjoy the fact that the statistically worst team in the modern era just two years ago is now in the playoffs.
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Need Speedball to pull out his flute dagger and summon the Dragonzord asap 🤼‍♂️ #AEWDynamite
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hamilton County voted Trump 51/46% in 2024. 🤼‍♂️
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Bisexual Day, #wrestlesky
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My 9 year old daughter saw Don Callis flash on the screen and asked “Is that the Rock?!” and I can’t stop chuckling. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love how Ciampa spends his time on TV being the “Psycho Killer” and braining people with exposed knee strikes and then will post videos on Instagram working out with hand drawn pictures from his daughter on the machines as inspiration. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Kalshi’s new collections department after you defaulted on your parlay for number of nimbus clouds in the sky and how many barrels of crude oil are exported out of the Strait of Hormuz.
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Fat Tony Stabby
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I really miss this guy calling White Sox games.
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We should not entertain “was Caleb hurt enough to warrant his reaction or being carted off” discourse. #Bears
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oof that Jayden Daniels injury. Him and Caleb both today, but I think Daniels has it worse. At least it’s the non throwing elbow but still. Rough day in football.
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Loveland blocking their best rusher instead of being a target in the end zone on that play is a choice. #Bears
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Of course their doink goes through. #Bears
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Chicago sports gods are daring me to root for the Cubs since they have the only healthy superstar in the city and I’m not happy about it. #Bears
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I blame Madden for putting him on the cover. #Bears
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My heart is breaking #Bears
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
All these flags all day and the most obvious foul of them all doesn’t garner a penalty. #Bears
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Week 2 across the league proving how important having game tape is. Scores depressed all over the place.
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Neither good nor better nor best today. #Bears
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Already been two bad snaps and it’s not even the end of the first. Gonna be a chaotic game. #Bears
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That’s quite a sequence of plays. #Bears
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Of all the steakhouses in Chicago they went to RPM?
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Bears Weather” but the bear starves to death because it doesn’t want to get wet trying to catch a salmon.
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hey at least his completion percentage is good. #Bears
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When I was in high school, our team was so bad that we had a “trick play” where we would line up our punter as a running back and direct snap him the ball to punt it away to try and flip the field. On third downs. Mentioning this for no reason. #Bears
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How does a coach this psychotic and detail oriented have a team that can’t stop committing dumb penalties. #Bears
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
These are the sorts of downs and distances I dealt with in high school. #Bears
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You know Caleb is elite when he gets two roughing calls on him in the first half. #Bears
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The next time I hear the name of a #Bears LB make a tackle will be the first time.
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Had the Vikings in complete disarray on defense after a penalty, get a delay of game, and ends up throwing a pick. Rough series. #Bears
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#Bears penalties in mid season form.
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Already been two bad snaps and it’s not even the end of the first. Gonna be a chaotic game. #Bears
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For the #Bears only giving up a FG will be a victory.
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Im not sure if Dennis does CB spies on the opponents WR1 but perhaps he should try with Jaylon. #Bears
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kudos to Pam Oliver for continuing to work a high level job that demands public speaking despite health issues which challenge that directly. #Bears
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How we feeling about today #Bears fans? I’m going to assume Ben is going for the scoring record until they prove me wrong. 35-30 Bears. 🐻⬇️
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tall(er) Paul. 🤼‍♂️
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ben Johnson versus Brian Flores has very Sherlock versus Moriarty energy to me. #Bears
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Original Zelda was my first love. Ghost n Goblins taught me perseverance. Final Fantasy 6 made me love stories in games.
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
God forbid we don’t have “America’s Game of the Week” without at least one NFC East team.
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
That was the most character development a jobber has had since Barry Horowitz had the handprint on the back of his vest. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The fun I expect my kids to have when I plan a day for them versus the fun they actually have. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The Sox potentially winning their division this year with meaningful contributions from the castoffs like Randall Grichuk, Tristan Peters, and now Tommy Pham is why I’ll never bet on sports.
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This headline is a load of #2.
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: The Beets have pulled out of Ed Sheeran’s tour
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Herbert West Reanimator
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Joe @suboccipital.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Like…fully dry? IDK man.
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