The Quantum Mechanic @subdude.bsky.social · 26/04/2026News outlets say "Dinner Suspect on Ground" when the dude is clearly on the carpet, but "On Carpet" would sound like he's the star of the show. <If you look carefully at the carpet, you can see the Fpstein Files!> 262
The Quantum Mechanic @subdude.bsky.social · 31/12/2025This is where we are now. Earth. 2026, at the apex of Human Evolution. May the algorithms be in your favor... Good Luck... Happy New year! 030
The Quantum Mechanic @subdude.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Pizza index is at defcon 4. They've added a pizza cursor, for added effect. www.pizzint.watch 142
The Quantum Mechanic @subdude.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Seems about right. I don't think it's slop. Spot on metaphor, real or not. 361
The Quantum Mechanic @subdude.bsky.social · 07/11/2025"Smells like Victory!" Sandwich Mural in the Suburbs 081
The Quantum Mechanic @subdude.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Another 12 Hangry Men Mural... <Congrats to Pink Shirt Sandwich Guy!> 120
The Quantum Mechanic @subdude.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Good Morning! America is Still... Out of Order. 051