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Stymie Coyote

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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’ve realized I’m becoming the rainbolt of Death Stranding screenshots.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I am deeply and hopelessly addicted to the Yakuza games. Such simple gameplay and the yo-yoing between direly serious crime drama and wacky shenanigans just hits perfectly. You can also tell how the game design became a straight line from brawling game to turn-based RPG.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Just watched the 1974 version of The Taking of Pelham 123 and it drove home the point that there is a severe lack of average to ugly-looking actors working in Hollywood today and it negatively impacts the realism of modern films.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Just finished Mina the Hollower and am deeply impressed by the amount of stuff to find and do. Some frustrating challenge points that were made harder by the control scheme, but overall I liked it. Probably not going for 100% any time soon, I may have reached my limit on Soulsborne shenanigans.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Today, on the 82nd anniversary of the Allied landings in Normandy, it's important to reflect on what previous generations did to combat fascism and how we mustn't forget the lessons of history. More importantly, though, it's My Birthday.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I had every intention of preordering Subnautica 2 and then letting it finish early access before playing. However, I succumbed to The Call of the Deeps and now suffer from Ocean Madness.
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Hi I'm Nemo @itsnemo.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Me: Cosmic horror does not affect me, I already know I am unimportant, this is not scary to me Me, screaming, sobbing, after seeing a Reaper Leviathan even once: Fish too big, fish too big, aaa, aaa
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I’m gathering from everyone’s disapproval of something called carousel that Bluesky users will all be given life gems and either die at age 30 or become a runner.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
My warp core don’t want none Unless you got nacelles, son
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Just finished Silksong, very enjoyable if has some of the Dark Souls faults of difficulty for difficulty’s sake. I am amused that the best strategy (for me) to beat the final boss was “no subtlety, no memorizing tells, just beat their ass”.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised but I’d prefer it if everything wasn’t Dark Souls now, particularly sidescrollers.
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Tonerhusky's ART Account! @tonerhuskart.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Been doodlin' bigs today. I wasn't going to post them but my pupper insisted yall might appreciate them! Thanks for the encouragement hun!
a fat rabbit growing fatter in 3 phasesa very round and busty canineToner far too fat to get up
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Me complimenting my friend Gloria on her skateboard trick: Sick transit, Gloria.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I'm confused by the reaction to the latest Pokemon game. I thought the general trend was to desire games that are created with longer dev cycles with less crunch time, and yet people froth at the mouth that the newer Pokemon games aren't AAA quality hyper-detailed open worlds like Rockstar games.
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 12/01/2025
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Watched Network (1976) and seeing it from a modern standpoint with the film's stance of TV as incredibly corrosive to society at first seems quaint. Then it becomes obvious that TV was a dry run for the internet and social media to become its apotheosis, overseen by Ned Beattys as every tech CEO.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I think my favorite part about rewatching Stargate SG-1 is the knowledge that it happens in a shared universe with Twin Peaks.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
So far Death Stranding 2: Revenge of the Funky Fetus is everything I wanted in a sequel. Serene and quiet contemplation punctuated by solid action and bugnuts wackiness. Kojima is the best auteur working in games, and god bless his weird little cultural vampire heart.
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$ex Toilet the Ying Yang Man @redicnomad.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Chat, is this brain rot?
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Just had my AC go out, the repairman I called not fix it (after charging me $750 for parts and labor that apparently were insufficient), and then discover I couldn't open my back door for ventilation right back to back. All of which resulted in cancelling b-day plans with family. Quite the combo.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Getting very excited about the next Rise of the Golden Idol DLC since it apparently involves Peggy Hill.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Apropos of absolutely nothing, I was thinking today about why I didn’t like the film Man of Steel. I agree with a lot of the criticisms of Superman’s characterization, stuff like him allowing wanton destruction, his terrible relationship with his father, the ham-fisted christ imagery, etc. (cont)
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I feel that The Expanse was a successful iteration on the style and concept of Firefly. A bit less of the specific cowboys-in-space aesthetic, and with a more realized space patois than just some cribbed Chinese phrases. Also with less problematic creators and women characters.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Normally I really wouldn't have an opinion about the Super Bowl but man oh man are a lot of the folks who have it in for the Chiefs really piling on the sexism and homophobia. I mean, Chiefs fans are super racist with the tomahawk chop and all but geez it's just ugly all around.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Jesus: Truly, this night, before the rooster crows you will deny me three times. Peter: nuh uh
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I have always said if you ever want proof that anarchy doesn’t work (in the US at least), just watch people trying to park in an unplowed parking lot.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Amazon just cancelled my preorder for Metroid Prime 4 that I placed nigh unto 7 years ago for a game that is still in development. Is nothing sacred? If I can’t lock in an unrealistic price for a game that (at the time) only had a logo, then how can I have faith in our institutions?
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Reading Four Ways to Forgiveness by Ursula K. Le Guin and boy howdy is it a stark reminder that even though we live in trying times, they are not unprecedented. Small men grasping for power by harming those they consider inferior while cultivating ignorance and cruelty in others is nothing new.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Feeling a little sad about the end of Lower Decks. I really enjoyed that it was a show that had a deep knowledge of, and reverence for Star Trek and could celebrate it while poking fun. I wish it could have continued and was a breath of fresh air the franchise desperately needed. Cerritos strong.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
It's a facile observation, but it's interesting that everyone thinks Trump is lying. Those who support him think he's lying about harming people. Those that don't support him think he's lying about helping people.
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WilcoWeb @wilcoweb.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Sierra Sicko
a mock screenshot in EGA colors with double-width pixels for non-text-elements of a man sitting at a computer, with the Sierra Online studio above them, while in the top left corner is a window with a man leaning against it grinning. There is a text box above the man that reads "Yes... Ha Ha Ha... YES!"
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Thank you for indicating where the food goes.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
How I arrived on Blusky
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a kitchen with a checkered floor and a white refrigerator with the words oh yeah !!! written on it .
ALT: a kitchen with a checkered floor and a white refrigerator with the words oh yeah !!! written on it .
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 02/10/2024
The Wild Robot proves that having animals with realistic animations but more stylized designs results in more believable and engaging characters. The trailer for Photorealistic Lion King 2 that I saw before the film really drove that point home.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 25/09/2024
Just saw the Transformers one movie and they did the impossible: They made a Transformers movie where 80%+ of the runtime isn't taken up by human actors running around going "whaaaa a bunch of big robots???"
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 18/09/2024
I once went to a grocery store and they paid me $6 to take a frozen turkey and two packs of batteries.
A picture of a red ball with a smiley face floating on water accompanied by text that reads “Tell us a true, one-sentence story from your life that absolutely opens more questions than it answers and demands further context.”
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
One MEEEELION (three hundred eighty five thousand five hundred forty six) user!
One of them images celebrating 10 million users, indicating this user was #1,385,546.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
Watching the Voyager episode Tuvix right before the DS9 episode Trials and Tribble-ations is quite the one-two punch.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
How many years do you think we are removed from the first time we see someone running like Naruto in Olympic-level track and field?
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
Who's gearing up for the Bell Riots this weekend? Also still have Irish reunification to look forward to later this year.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
I need to get me a MULEsona because damn son, I’m addicted to playing Death Stranding.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
Finally got around to watching Shin Godzilla, very different film than Godzilla Minus One. The funny thing is I remember some grumblings about Minus One being very nationalistic, but I felt Shin Godzilla was far moreso, like by leaps and bounds.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
To be fair to WotC, when they rolled out 5e they ended support for their 4e utilities like the character builder, so this is not unprecedented.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
Saw the new Alienses film, I liked it for the most part, not as fan servicey as I feared. (minor spoiler ahead) It was odd that they had a shot in the trailer that didn't appear anywhere in the actual film, though I'm not sure where it would have fit had they used it.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
I figured out why they were transporting all willy-nilly in the last season of ST: Discovery. They were using a digital volume to film to lower costs, rather than actual sets. So they couldn't even walk through a door to enter a set since there was no set. I don't think I like the result of that.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
Me, motivated to clean: time to get rid of all these boxes and packing materials since I don't need them Me, needing to ship something later: fuck
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 31/07/2024
As a diehard Marvel fan, I am compelled to point out that the MCU is not Earth-616, it is Earth-19999. Thank you and I'm sorry.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 17/07/2024
Further media takes, hot or otherwise: My Adventures With Superman has got to be one of the best interpretations of the character and supporting cast in years. How anyone could want a dour, washed-out, grim version of characters so supremely optimistic and humanist is beyond me.
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Stymie Coyote @stymiecoyote.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
Horrible, shameful admission time: I broke down and started watching The Orville to quench my insatiable Star Trek thirst. I… think it’s actually pretty okay. DON’T LOOK AT ME
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