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Steven

@stvn.sh
595 followers 1.4K following 558 posts

I help people, usually software engineers, do good work. Director of Engineering. ENFP-A, Bisexual, Neurodivergent, Ecosocialist. stvn.sh

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Steven @stvn.sh · 03/10/2026
look I know it's not the point but technically speaking the pope _is_ elected
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Steven @stvn.sh · 12/09/2026
the drug dealers in Berlin are using AI to design their ads
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Steven @stvn.sh · 06/09/2026
can't unsee
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Steven @stvn.sh · 05/09/2026
you wouldn't
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Steven @stvn.sh · 19/08/2026
mitch mcconnell blood boy looking ass
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Steven @stvn.sh · 17/08/2026
don't threaten me with a good time
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Steven @stvn.sh · 16/08/2026
oh my fucking god google stop telling me about my cat she's literally right here next to me
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Steven @stvn.sh · 16/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
A Power Puff Girl saying, in Spanish, "the problem is Capitalism". She seems angry.
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Steven @stvn.sh · 29/07/2026
Would be even more elegant if there was an await method on promises to unpack them 🤔
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Steven @stvn.sh · 18/07/2026
noodle place has a penis logo
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Steven @stvn.sh · 12/07/2026
bread
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Steven @stvn.sh · 10/07/2026
hey quick question, why does this rocking horse have 1 testicle?
All you need to know is in the post really.
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Steven @stvn.sh · 09/07/2026
easy
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Steven @stvn.sh · 26/06/2026
Here we go. Also glazing Trump, Musk and prediction markets. 🤮
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Steven @stvn.sh · 25/06/2026
Yep. Or, I'm reaching the same conclusions. www.stvn.sh/writing/your...
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Steven @stvn.sh · 05/06/2026
this is the worst thing germany has ever done.
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Steven @stvn.sh · 27/05/2026
@marisakabas.bsky.social hey i got this AI VC dork on linkedin to admit he thinks nazis were socialists
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Steven @stvn.sh · 24/05/2026
same energy
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Steven @stvn.sh · 24/05/2026
ah yes
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Steven @stvn.sh · 24/05/2026
yes I know I have a cat google, thank you
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Steven @stvn.sh · 21/05/2026
dangit busted
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Steven @stvn.sh · 15/05/2026
KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN
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Steven @stvn.sh · 10/05/2026
It would be awful. This is a character from German children's TV, and it's a depressed piece of bread who's aware he's stuck in the TV.
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Steven @stvn.sh · 05/05/2026
Yeah you're not a lefty, greying or otherwise.
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Steven @stvn.sh · 28/04/2026
I think eugenics is bad.
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Steven @stvn.sh · 26/04/2026
No dong no do that.
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Steven @stvn.sh · 07/04/2026
is that like, one of elon's kids?
An Instagram notification saying "x3q8yv5ytg requested to follow you"
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Steven @stvn.sh · 05/04/2026
yeah I dunno what to tell you greg the game said it was fine
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Steven @stvn.sh · 04/04/2026
clearly waffle house needs this money for *its* defenses. #WafflesNotWar
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Steven @stvn.sh · 04/04/2026
how the mighty have fallen
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Steven @stvn.sh · 04/04/2026
Seems the cake was a hit.
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Steven @stvn.sh · 31/03/2026
Not beating the accusations with this, Microsoft.
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Steven @stvn.sh · 29/03/2026
It is. LBJ and the US Intelligence Community at the time agreed. www.brookings.edu/articles/the...
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Steven @stvn.sh · 28/03/2026
Is this a joke? www.theguardian.com/media/2026/m...
A screenshot of the article, with the following text highlighted:

“What would it be without BBC Arabic? For example, in the Gaza war we wouldn’t have heard Israeli perspective, Israeli experience,”
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Steven @stvn.sh · 26/03/2026
Trump: *makes empty threat and gets called on it* Republicans:
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Steven @stvn.sh · 25/03/2026
wishing @rauchg.blue a very eat shit. the world is objectively worse because of you and sycophants like you.
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Steven @stvn.sh · 23/03/2026
maybe don't brag about your pool and spa when your child eating murderbot is stealing everybody's jobs
Andrej Karpathy quote: "I have a claw basically that takes care of my home, and I call him Dobby the Elf Claw," he said in the interview, which was released on Friday. "It controls all of my lights, my HVAC, my shades, the pool, the spa, and also the security system."
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Steven @stvn.sh · 20/03/2026
Dune Poster saying: "Goop. Y'all remember those vagina candles? Wild."
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Steven @stvn.sh · 12/03/2026
probably not a smart thing to say after just doing this to the new leader of Iran but I'm not a strategy genius
A tweet, translated from Hebrew to English, saying: "May all the babies in Gaza die within a minute, God willing, with their parents and grandmothers around them."
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Steven @stvn.sh · 11/03/2026
this is, despite everything happening, the worst thing i've read today.
A USA Today headline saying "Buffalo Wild Wings unveils wing-flavored protein espresso martini", above a video thumbnail of a Doritos bag being eaten by a guy who looks like a thumb.
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Steven @stvn.sh · 10/03/2026
A fake Threads notification saying "They beating your ass in the replies. Want to limit who can reply?"
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Steven @stvn.sh · 02/03/2026
Eh.
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Steven @stvn.sh · 24/02/2026
This is why you become a journalist.
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Steven @stvn.sh · 17/02/2026
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Steven @stvn.sh · 16/02/2026
Come on now...
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Steven @stvn.sh · 11/02/2026
Obama looking confused but his head is a rotisserie chicken.
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Steven @stvn.sh · 06/02/2026
"What the hell are hamburgers, the buns with beef patties and various toppings?"
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Steven @stvn.sh · 03/02/2026
OK yes but in my defense
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Steven @stvn.sh · 28/01/2026
Husband to "you woke assholes are gonna get it next time you want something your employer offers"
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Steven @stvn.sh · 22/01/2026
*taps the sign*
A chart showing the increase in left handedness in the early to mid 20th century, which was considered alarming at the time, but turned out to just be a consequence of no longer forcing children to write with their right hand, and have a ceiling: the amount of, you know, left handed people.
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