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Many more advertising gems are available in my online course. We start August 1. You in?
![The reverse side of on older Canadian 50-dollar bill. It shows a moment from the RCMP "Musical Ride" equestrian display in which 32 RCMP riders in their famous red jacket and tan wide-brimmed hat perform an inward-facing ring formation with lances pointing nearly forward. Canadians often referred to this as a "[fill in the blank] firing squad" as an unfair, low-effort way to poke fun at the stupidity of a particular (usually regional) population.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lmtaunwrwrft5wjw6zvjdcct/bafkreihvri3kfe5ybskiyyy76byep3ig24kqmscr3dx74jsutterzzsbee)
