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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 3h

Folks, lastly, be sure to thank your photographers #BAONPDX #NWSL We have one of the best @kelseybaker.bsky.social!

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 4h

1-2 Pietra Tordin drew the foul and then steps up to convert the PK #BAONPDX

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Lineups are out, and Portland’s has a surprise up top! Antony is listed at #9, I assume he, Velde, and Lassiter will be interchanging a lot throughout. Chara in midfield with Bassett and Da Costa. Joel Waterman and Ronald Hernandez get their second-straight starts. #RCTID

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I (@alex-barnes.bsky.social) slogged my way through I-5 SB and have successfully arrived to Providence Park. Atlanta United in town for Portland’s last home game until Oct. 17. How’s everyone doing? #RCTID

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It's been all Orlando Pride since the Portland Thorns went up 2-0 #BAONPDX #NWSL

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It’s super close, if only there was a way to draw lines, or some sort of automated offside capability in the year 2026. Unfortunately we just haven’t advanced that far technologically, maybe someday. #RCTID

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

For your halftime viewing pleasure, enjoy this montage of Veldinho celebrating (forcefully) with the corner flag after his equalizer, courtesy of the magician @kelseybaker.bsky.social #RCTID

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Cifuentes’ starting XI is just like Saturday: hat trick hero Janssen leading the line with the same backline. No Caicedo, so also just like Saturday Ortiz slots into the midfield. #RCTID

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

18' Sophia takes the shot and IT'S A GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAL!!!! 12 goals for her this season and counting! #BAONPDX

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The log lift, for the first MLS hat trick for the Portland Timbers. Note the special goose for Velde. #RCTID

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

GOSHDANGIT APPLE WHAT'S THE RULE ABOUT SAYING IT #RCTID

A screenshot of a notification from Apple TV that says "Vincent Janssen Eyes History. With two goals already, see if he earns Portland's first-ever MLS hat trick"

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Minnesota features some familiar former Portland faces on the touchline, such as head coach Cameron Knowles. And of course, assistant coach Zarek Valentin. Miss you Z! #RCTID

A picture of Zarek Valentin coaching Minnesota through warmups

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The Geese to face the Loons. Vincent Janssen gets his first start as a Timbers, Chara is back on the bench, as is newly-acquired Joel Waterman. #RCTID

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

First-choice XI Gage Guerra up top with Kelsy on the move to Rangers, and Vincent Janssen suspended. Eric Izoita called up from T2 with Chara out hurt, and Alex Bonetig returns from his shoulder injury. #RCTID

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Howdy folks! @alex-barnes.bsky.social here to bring you coverage of Portland hosting their Lone Star chopplegangers, Austin FC. A beautiful late-summer evening at Providence Park provides an incredible backdrop. How’s everyone feeling about this one? #RCTID

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

And who got the PK? Pietra FREAKING Tordin #BAONPDX

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

75' Sophia Wilson steps up and IT'S A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAALLLL!!!! #BAONPDX

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Momentum chart for the game so far courtesy of FotMob. #BAONPDX

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Do you remember the Thorns' first day on the job? #BAONPDX

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Portland was, is, and will forever be in love with Tobin Heath. #BAONPDX

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Teams are out on the pitch, kickoff approacheth, gimme your thoughts! #RCTID

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Two changes from the team that lost 2-1 in Chicago on Sunday: Ariel Lassiter and Jose Caicedo in for Antony and Diego Chara. Only change in the matchday squad is Ian Smith replacing Zac McGraw on the bench. #RCTID

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

View never gets old! @alex-barnes.bsky.social here for Martí Cifuentes’ first REAL home game, a six-pointer vs San Diego FC. Perfect day for it, who’s here, who’s on their way, who’s up for it?!? #RCTID

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Cifuentes goes with a slightly-rotated XI: Antony comes in for Lassiter up top, Chara for Caicedo in midfield, and at the back Brandon Bye for Eric Miller. James Pantemis has cleared concussion protocol and reclaims his gloves in net. #RCTID

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

This admin warned you in the preview, you guys 👀 #BAONPDX

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Teenager Gilberto Mora getting the full ‘Beatles in the 60’s’ treatment whenever he so much as looks toward the crowd. #RCTID

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Here’s how the Timbers look for the first time under Martí Cifuentes, and boy that’s a strong XI… Essentially first choice, the only exceptions being Muse, Eric Miller, and Jose Caicedo. For the third game in a row no T2 players make the bench. #RCTID

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Learned this last week, but apparently academy players in Mexico are allowed to wear triple-digit numbers on their kits. #RCTID

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

This place looks ugly as sin filled with yellow shirts. #RCTID

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

First choice XI for Jack Cassidy in his final match as interim head coach, minus James Pantemis, who did not clear concussion protocol. (4-3-3 instead of 4-2-3-1) New striker Vincent Janssen is on the bench. #RCTID

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Pietra's chip was beautiful (and Sophia with the header assist btw). #BAONPDX

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

10' IT'S A GOAL FEST!!!! Pietra with the brace! #BAONPDX

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Lineup is out, plenty of changes! Here’s my best guess: Velde up top flanked by Da Costa and Lassiter. Bassett, Caicedo, Ortiz midfield. Smith and Bonetig replace Kamal Miller and Fory. Muse makes his PTFC debut. #RCTID

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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Closing out halves have been a struggle for Portland Thorns and against Utah Royals, it's been relatively the same #BAONPDX

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