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Stu J

@stuj.bsky.social
176 followers 213 following 170 posts

ALL CAPS uh formerly tweeter I guess but now BLUESKY PERSON. College football lover. Latter-Day Saint. I'm just a guy who's a hero for fun.

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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Aztecs knew their offense couldn’t move the ball, so they needed a way to push the ball further downfield that didn’t use the offense!
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SDSU’s best offense is their defense
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Late Thursday night games are the phantom zone
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In UNT-Tulsa? It’s the third quarter so it no timeout
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“What did you do at work today?” Oh you know, just deeply embarrassed myself for being a little too knowledgeable about pokemon trivia during Friday social time
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Lacey Chabert: Crawl Under a Rock
ALT: Lacey Chabert: Crawl Under a Rock
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Been a long time since I’ve seen an ambulance come out to the field, hope Taggart for USU is ok
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
‘Sent from AOL’ is such a kicker there
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Glad to know I’m not alone in this, I struggle describing just how much I do not want to dance, ever.
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Congratulations TCU on being this year’s recipient of the Ireland curse!
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Wasnt directed towards me, but from a practicing one it’s very easily this one:
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Reminds me of a certain Utah RB who mysteriously was out for the majority of a season after allegedly crashing his motorized scooter after a game and, as was related to me, “broke his face”
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Seems 20 years of pent up shiny luck already caught up to you then!
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
That looks shiny to me, did you catch it?
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
They’re well known enough around here and the kind of company that I’m not surprised is sponsoring a jersey patch, if that makes sense
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Tomorrow’s work meetings with my Brazilian and Argentine coworkers is gonna be really interesting 😂
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Nuclear’s safety track record is better than any other source but solar though. I get that it sounds scary but it’s truly not, and despite how tightly regulated it is that actually limits its potential maximum power generation, nothing comes close in terms of power to resources
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
New funniest scenario - the Big 12 kicks Texas Tech out due to this nonsense and they end up joining the Pac, which would then be at 10 teams and they once again become the Pac-10.
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
This guy does at least bsky.app/profile/etha...
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Time to run up the score
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
So incredibly niche
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
It should be no surprise that NASA, our most competent government organization, is very clearly the most representative of the power of diversity, equity, and inclusion. Watch all the kinds of people who were all given spotlights during the Artemis mission, it’s inspiring.
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Frieren is an awesome show. Also Ubel is definitely a star DB with a huge “nobody told me I couldn’t do that” mentality.
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
🌮
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I mean, what an incredible endorsement for GoPro that it’s flying in space on a NASA vehicle but at the same time I need more
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I know it’s asking a lot more than it seems to be, but NASA *please* increase your bandwidth and upgrade mounted optics on the vehicle, you can’t make us wait to see these pictures and videos 😭
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
What an incredible view of both crescent moon and crescent earth.
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I think everyone is crying after that
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
*bangs table* SPACE SPACE SPACE
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
“No we don’t have money to fund universal healthcare, we have to spend $200B embarrassing ourselves in the Middle East”
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Second time in the space of a year in Michigan where someone has attacked a religious space by ramming a car into it and shooting. 😞
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Pastrami burgers are a Utah staple, and they are excellent. Crown Burger is the quintessential one and what Majerus darn near lived on www.crownburgerswvc.com/items/crown-...
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Crown Burger - Crown Burgers - West Valley
Crown Burger at Crown Burgers in West Valley City, UT. View photos, read reviews, and see ratings for Crown Burger. 1/4 lb cheeseburger with pastrami
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
And then what happened
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
If you’re right you’re rich, if you’re wrong then hey money doesn’t matter any more anyway!
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
As a software engineer, there’s a major disconnect too between what software industry execs *think* AI enables and what it actually enables. At the end of the day, it’s an amplifier - it will make an effective worker more effective, it will make an ineffective one worse.
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
> 20216 Is this a secret sequel to 17776 and 20020?
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The University of Utah @utah.edu · 26/01/2026
Groundbreaking research from @uofuhealth.bsky.social on how already existing therapy can protect football players from CTE and its long-term health consequences.
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Medical-Grade Near-Infrared Light Therapy at Specific Frequencies Shows Promise for Protecting Football Players’ Brains
An unorthodox treatment called near-infrared light therapy, which shines powerful near-infrared light at the brain through the skull, may be able to prevent or reduce subtle damage to the brain before...
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
You know, we *do* need more CFB content on dropout, also vice versa
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I changed into head-to-toe Homefield right before Indiana scored their TD, I am happy to accept credit in the form of more comfy goods
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
BRB, gonna go throw on some more @homefield.bsky.social for more Indiana luck
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Is this the first Nike-less natty?
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I was in Romania during some relatively minor anti-corruption protests, we here in the states are so tame by comparison
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
That was Moore’s second time throwing a pick 6 on the first play of a game, lol. Last time was as a freshman against Utah while he was at UCLA
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
That’s a great pull. Not my favorite Gundam series overall but definitely the one that ended most appropriately like you’re saying
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Game of the year for real
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
If I had had a bank shot miss into a coffin at a bowl game in front of thousands of people, I would simply get into the coffin and have them bury me there.
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Plus a couple plays at minimum that should have been reviewed but weren’t
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
As a neutral ish observer, they’re horrendous
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
The coconut caramel Girl Scout pop tarts are way better than the thin mint ones
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
How hard can I retract a statement
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Stu J @stuj.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
The Hawai’i bowl is the exact kind of game that the current direction of CFB stands to erase in the fight over money and exposure, and the mere opportunity for games like tonight are the reason why these things should be preserved.
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