iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

colby jordan @stuff.cool · 06/10/2026

The thing about Volvo is that the windows roll down slowly. No one knows why. Maybe it’s for dramatic effect.

colby jordan @stuff.cool · 01/10/2026

Today is all-day at the hospital, just like every 4 weeks. But now the fire alarm is going off (a drill). Needing to evacuate via the stairs in the middle of an hours-long infusion conjures quite a mental image.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 30/09/2026

Maybe the universe wonders about you, too.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 29/09/2026

The fact that the president visibly loses consciousness basically every day he’s on camera and the press refuses to mention it or falsely describes it as “napping” is a ridiculous phenomenon in a truly ridiculous time.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 22/09/2026

Can someone explain to me why voicemail exists in 2026?

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 12/09/2026

Having a your letter doesn’t find me well Friday.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 09/09/2026

I wonder which politician will be the first to campaign on driving down memory and SSD prices.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 25/08/2026

Today’s design thought: for article redirects, Wikipedia should highlight the relevant text corresponding to the article you thought you were going to. I run into this with historical company names/mergers.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 20/08/2026

Don’t forget to immerse yourself in art as often as you need.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 02/08/2026

My main man, Zot, turned 18 years old today. 🎂 So many years of adventure. (He’s ready to vote. Are you?)

An 18 year old black cat lounges in the sunlight on an orange bed.

A baby black cat tries to walk on a couch cushion in 2008.

A fluffy black cat is sprawled out on the floor near his human.

A close up of Zot with a random paw over his head.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 01/08/2026

I love when my friends message me about crazy things in the voters’ pamphlet.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 13/07/2026

Just produced another short film in 48 hours this weekend. I am so tired.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 07/07/2026

The Fox commentator pleading with the viewers to not stop watching soccer after this…

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 06/07/2026

Looks like the USMNT is staying in my building. Neat.

A photo from above of the USMNT FIFA bus parked in front of a hotel in Seattle.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 05/07/2026

Wow, the @c-span.bsky.social stream is hosting a real best of the best of live callers from people who are not well.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 25/06/2026

I woke up today mid-dream about space.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 19/06/2026

Not that many years ago, I could go anywhere with like 20 minutes’ notice. Now it’s days of logistics for arranging everything.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 12/06/2026

Pro tip: Check your Bluesky chat settings. They seem to have shipped a bug today that causes your direct message and group chat permissions to set themselves incorrectly.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 11/06/2026

Me on hour 7 of Peter’s infusion day: you know, maybe all of my friends should get fax machines; then we could fax each other invites to hang out.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 09/06/2026

If you don’t have compassion for yourself, who do you think will?

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 05/06/2026

Just went to a private performance/interview with the guitarist from The Presidents of the United States of America, where we learned the real meanings behind “Lump” and “Peaches”. Normal Thursday evening.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 01/06/2026

Happy Pride, friends. 🏳️‍🌈 Let no one steal your joy.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 21/05/2026

Our cat is happy and eating well. Some bureaucracy is finally progressing after requiring 120% pressure this week. A new medical provider did a great job today. Now to catch up on sleeping.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 13/05/2026

The 18 cents/gal gasoline tax, last changed 33 years ago, is now 56% less than it would have been if it were indexed to inflation. Removing it would save just 2$ for the average fill up and crater the budgets used to maintain roads. By contrast, this admin’s tariffs cost households over 200$/month.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 12/05/2026

For semi final one, my favorites are 🇱🇹🇭🇷🇲🇪 with runners up 🇬🇪🇧🇪🇫🇮 #esc #eurovision

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 05/05/2026

Flight attendant announcement: “And just a reminder to be kind to yourself, and most importantly, be kind to others.”

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 22/04/2026

We’re in Mexico, trying to remember how to relax. 🏖️

POV of two people sitting in the shade on the beach with a peek of ocean between the rocks.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 31/03/2026

Waking up as a literal cockroach would be better than the experience of calling the Social Security Administration.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 25/03/2026

It is impossible to compromise with cruelty.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 14/03/2026

The scifi urge to watch tv on my watch.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 11/03/2026

true blood walked so what we do in the shadows could run

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 09/03/2026

I think we’re probably underreacting.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 05/03/2026

just had to google what a markwayne is

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 05/03/2026

Why are people saying “unfeasible” lately instead of “infeasible”?

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 25/02/2026

What is the audience for this? Who sees this as anything other than the impotent ramblings of a racist loser?

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 21/02/2026

Ten and a half hours of medical visits today.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 19/02/2026

Anyone have any positive news to share?

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 18/02/2026

The keyboard in iOS 26 has led to typos in emails, and if you know me at all, you know that I am not a typos in email kind of person.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 17/02/2026

My husband and I were at a museum exhibit opening when we noticed Jónsi from across the room. He was just walking around like a regular person getting snacks, at his own gallery opening, and no one seemed to notice who he was because the invite declared that the artist would not be giving a talk.

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 15/02/2026

When people say “frankly” is this referring to the French??

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 13/02/2026

Just nonstop curling yelling coming from our TV room. 🥌

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colby jordan @stuff.cool · 06/02/2026

Too many jerks in one day. Tomorrow will be better.

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