THIA @studiesmonsters.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“I performed a few non-invasive brain scans while you were unconscious and your brain showed clear signs of intelligence, so I thought we could probably talk things out. I certainly didn't take you for an animal.” 100
THIA @studiesmonsters.bsky.social · 25/09/2026None of you respect the sanctity of lab conditions! 000
THIA @studiesmonsters.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“ARE YOU INTOXICATED? Out! Out! Remove yourself from my laboratory!!” 000
THIA @studiesmonsters.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You're going to trigger the— ( And off go the sprinklers, drenching everything. ) Sprinklers. 000
THIA @studiesmonsters.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Don't touch that don't touch that don't touch that DON'T touch that! 020
THIA @studiesmonsters.bsky.social · 25/09/2026So it's like when science meets art? That'll be a disaster. Sounds like some serious overcompensation if you ask me. Not to mention dizzying. Anyway, what if I look at it and I don't feel anything? That would just be sad. 000
THIA @studiesmonsters.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Yes! Now everybody's gone we can relax. Stand right there for me? 100
THIA @studiesmonsters.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Please for everybody's sake DO NOT go near the deep end. 000
THIA @studiesmonsters.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Under my careful watch NOBODY will die in this pool. 010
THIA @studiesmonsters.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Containment breach resolved with zero casualties! There really is a first time for everything. 000
THIA @studiesmonsters.bsky.social · 23/09/2026“About four miles. I will help you get back there, I promise! I just wanted to make sure you weren't a threat after treating you. Would you like me to open the door?” She's in her own little tank, which occupies its own larger cell. 100
THIA @studiesmonsters.bsky.social · 16/09/2026“Not willingly, nor consciously. You were showing signs of asphyxiation and I had to get you to a med bay. This isn't a prison, I promise! It just- really looks like one.” It looks like a laboratory, sterile, open, full of huge glass containers like cells just out of sight. 100
THIA @studiesmonsters.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“Oh! Hello! You're awake earlier than anticipated!” she appears to be a doctor, perhaps? She's dressed for lab work, anyhow. “You must be a little disorientated. Do you remember anything about the last 24 hours?” 100
THIA @studiesmonsters.bsky.social · 15/09/2026She's yet to find a more thrilling means of transport. Having legs isn't ALL fun and games. 000
THIA @studiesmonsters.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Does that leave you conflicted or at peace with yourself? 000
THIA @studiesmonsters.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Bingo. I'm an independent synthetic. Not a shred of organic matter in me. 000
THIA @studiesmonsters.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Being nice doesn't exclude one from being dangerous should the situation arise. But no, I am nice, I even have human friendly snacks. 010
THIA @studiesmonsters.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Like all good labs, a mix of dangerous equipment and dangerous subjects. 010
THIA @studiesmonsters.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Don't mind the decontamination spray, it'll only take a sec. 000
THIA @studiesmonsters.bsky.social · 30/07/2026No! You've seen enough. Did you want to go out for a walk? 000
THIA @studiesmonsters.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I'm sorry, I don't know the local slang very well! Is there maybe a pamphlet you have handy that explains it all? That would be good. 101
THIA @studiesmonsters.bsky.social · 02/07/2026/ every time I login here I'm like you know what predator: badlands was a banger 040
THIA @studiesmonsters.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Yes!! I analysed your taste buds and assembled the *perfect* sandwich for you, objectively. 000
THIA @studiesmonsters.bsky.social · 30/06/2026It is. Devious monsters wear suits and avoid labs at all costs. 000