Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I had to put my phone down and go outside for a bit after I watched this. 000
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 22/09/2026"Resurrection II" by Poïson Ruin officially surpasses “All I Want For Christmas Is You” by Mariah Carey as the longest-running #1 hit in history (23 weeks). youtu.be/dQfX6QFBFow?...youtu.bePOISON RUÏN - Resurrection II (Official Music Video)YouTube video by RelapseRecords 000
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 19/09/2026This is why I exclusively listen to The Stray Cats and old Butthole Surfers albums. 010
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Of course, if he hadn't died shortly after retiring 23 years ago he would have been staring at fox news this whole time and would probably now be saying this exact type of bullshit instead. 000
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This was a guy who voted straight ticket republican despite having a union job that his whole family depended on because he was just that racist, and he still considered the polio vaccine to be something just short of a miracle. 100
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026One of my earliest memories is of my grandfather waxing poetic to me about how Dr. Salk 'saved them all' with his wondrous polio vaccine. Made certain that I said the good doctor's name correctly because of how much he respected him. 110
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Rolled into work 2 minutes later than I usually do so I could finish out 'The Blue' by Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit playing in my car and that was the best call I've made all day. 000
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 12/09/2026First 9/11 without this sumbitchin' buckaroo around. Feels a little hollow, tbh 000
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 01/09/2026"Well of course, John. We are always ready to rock with you. But... we can't help but notice that you've only brought along your acoustic guitar." Rzeznik turns slowly to them as he pops the latches, ".... that's right." Broad smiles of comprehension slowly spread across their faces 000
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 01/09/2026John Rzeznik of the Goo Goo Dolls enters the studio one fateful afternoon in 1995 to find his two fellow Goos awaiting him. "Are you guys ready to rock?", he asks with his back to them as he sets down his large guitar case. They both look to him, 100
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 01/09/2026That guy from the Goo Goo Dolls strums his acoustic guitar so damn hard and I think it's just great that he does that. 120
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Down at The Water Bar we are introducing a DVD rental service out of the back room called 'Cinema 2-Nite' 000
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express 010
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Goddamned car wouldn't start after work. Everything electrical seemed to be fine but it just wouldn't fire up so I had to have it towed to the shop for them to find an obstruction in my fuel line. And you know what it was in there? It was United States Senator Mitch McConnell. 010
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 23/08/2026They've put out a lot of the Halloween candy already and imagine my surprise when I was digging around behind an empty box for some of the spooky Payday bars and instead I found Senator Mitch McConnell! 010
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Local sweetie has brought her kitten over to hang out 120
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 18/08/2026We're gonna find out after the fact that the Official Diapers have gold threads weaved into them or something and cost $18k a pop. 010
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 17/08/2026(Please do not point out that the dlc had no trophies so I wouldn't actually know if he finished it just from looking at his profile) 000
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I have Mitch McConnell on PSN and he just now finally finished the Elden Ring dlc. Congrats, bud. 100
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 17/08/2026The power is out for half of the town I work in. Like, OUT out. No traffic lights, nothing. It was like that when I came in at 10pm and its still like that now at almost 3am. Have not seen a single emergency vehicle and they're not directing traffic at the dark intersection out front. Very cool. 010
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 15/08/2026A whole lot of people who are clearly unwell are trying to drag us off of the cliff with them. 000
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Practicing the one-armed hug/punch in the gut with the other arm maneuver that I'd have to pull if I ever met Rivers Cuomo. 010
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 04/08/2026This song makes me want to knife fight in a darkened alley youtu.be/IbsP2Wajim8?...youtu.beThe StandoffYouTube video by Poison Ruïn - Topic 000
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Put on 'Right Now' by Van Halen before I ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and it felt like the most important goddamned peanut butter and jelly sandwich that I've ever experienced. Try it! 100
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 01/08/2026God, this is fucking infuriating. Especially considering that 25% of the country immediately internalized the lie that antifa vandals did this and even showing them this would not change their minds about it. 000
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 31/07/2026My pawns and I are so sick and twisted that to us this is a just a perfectly usual beach 000
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 28/07/2026The newest addition to the 60 Minutes roster is... DarkSydePhil?!? 000
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 27/07/2026*after being called out for dumping steak sauce on a burger one day after I posted this stupid shit* "Contrition, when you stop to think about it... is a funny word." 010
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Nobody is ever jumping out of a burning building onto a portable trampoline that firemen are running with back and forth on the street below anymore 010
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 25/07/2026"At some point you have to ask yourself, am I squirting this pile of ketchup next to my french fries because that's what is in my heart? Or am I doing it because it's what is expected?" -excerpt from my forthcoming book on the topic 110
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Stepping away from condiments as a lifestyle decision. 100
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I've actually been pretty severely hospitalized after pulling a bad picked egg at Pickled Egg Days, but the good news is that I should be mended in time for Pumpkin Days, Pumpkin Patch Festival, Harvest Festival, Haybale Days, and the Fall Festival. 010
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Heading out to the Sorghum Festival, might stop in at Apple Days. After that probably swing over to Ham Days on the way to Pioneer Days after a quick stop off at Railroad Days. And of course tomorrow there is the Bluegrass Festival and Riverfront Days. Lotta goddamn funnel cake. 110
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 17/07/2026My favorite band ever did a timely repress of this badass shirt from like 15 years ago and even though they called it quits back in 2019 I got confirmation when I ordered this thing that they have booked studio time for september and Ghostlimb are officially a thing again, bless us all very much 010
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham got the new RFK diarrhea and shit himself to death lol 010
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Bubba shot the gas sign... last night Said it had a bad price, made him cry 000
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Now he's outside the closed walmart at 3am trying to bum a cigarette from the employees on their lunch break, he's fiiiiine 000
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Just saw him at the gas station buying some tallboy Twisted Teas 100
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I understand that its hard for most people to accept that Alex Jones, former host of InfoWars, popped like a balloon inside of his vehicle after having consumed a tremendous amount of Whataburger but it is not hard for me. I accept it fully. 030
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Smoking that shit that put Mitch McConnell in the hospital 100
Stude @studeproblems.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Last week I removed from beneath my tv the Xbox that had sat unused for several years and replaced it with a blu-ray player that doesn't connect to the internet and it was a fantastic decision that will only get better as time goes on 010
