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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Went to see Hilary Duff tonight and it legit felt like she was on stage for 7 hours. How to suck all of the energy out of a concert? Bring a couch on stage and do a taste test of Irn Bru.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You don’t get more versatile than that
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What do you mean Samantha Mumba and Una from The Saturdays have formed an ABBA tribute act with 2 members of Blue?!
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Will never understand why folk come to the pub and order a bottle of beer. Guy next to me drinking a Peroni. You could have that at home!
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It had to be done.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Why hasn’t Sinéad Quinn been booked for Hoopla yet? Cowards.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Mihambo Number 5 by Lou Bega.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’ve been doing a binge rewatch of 30 Rock for the last few weeks and this line made me scream given current circumstances. Back at the Fringe tomorrow, where I may have a ticket to see Am*nda Kn*x.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Happy Fringe month!
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
A classy night at the cinema courtesy of Charli XCX. The new album sounds brilliant - and great to get some stories and visuals to accompany it too.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Saw Liberty X at Pride on Saturday and can’t work out if this selfie is iconic or hilariously bad.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Friends fear he’s watching Cats again.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Friday night sorted.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Good morning. I’m seeing a Spice Girl today.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
I’d like to think I’m the only person in the UK currently watching Cats at midnight on a Saturday night.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Update - this is what you wear.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The producers coming up with this mission #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUK
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Never forget.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Jane McDonald should lead every nation into the New Year tbh…
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
You’re telling me that BBC in England had a Boyzone reunion at New Year?! Maybe we need to revisit the independence conversation…
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
That moment when you realise you were on the BBC Hogmanay show with Robbie Williams and Michelle McManus lol
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Anna and the Apocalypse is an underrated Christmas gem from recent years and you all should go and watch immediately. It’s Scottish, it’s a musical, it has zombies. And it also features my favourite ever rhyming couplet in a song, “what was I thinking, this isnae Disney”.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
#Eurovision
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
You won, EBU. Enjoy the MoroccanOil money, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life EBU. You ruined #Eurovision completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in basic humanity.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Actual footage of me trying to get Lily Allen tickets this morning.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Went to see Busted V McFly tonight. Whilst both bands were fab (McFly clearly won the battle), the crowd were dead. I’ve seen more atmosphere at a funeral.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
“Stuart has tried to find a more sympathetic ear. Instead, he’s found Jane Boulton.”
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I had a lovely spa day the other day, or maybe I just wanted an excuse to post a thirsty photo of me in a dressing gown.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Not to live fact check you, but Lee was all about the harnesses that era. Clearly H’s effect was rubbing off.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Going to spend a lot of this week wearing a harness. Also, I’m on holiday at Center Parcs.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
A rare chilled Friday night.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
It’s about time.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Nipped into my local for a pint on the way home from work. Since I’ve been here they’ve played Spinning Around, Abracadabra and are now playing Christina & Missy’s version of Car Wash.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Brie Larson has an Oscar. She is Captain Marvel. Why is she currently cooking sliders on Saturday Kitchen?
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
The new RAYE single.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Making it my aim when I’m back from holiday to transition from the other site over to here. Was this a way for me just to brag about the fact I’m on holiday? Potentially.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
The best Sugababes lineup #CBBUK
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Oh no, I’ve found the Eurovision category on Peloton. Or should I say, “Euro Pop” 👀
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
I tried that #GigAlphabet thing people are doing. Can I get away with The xx for the letter x?
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I have listened to #MAYHEM by Lady Gaga.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Chilled Saturdays with the Pet Shop Boys.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
The EBU when they hear that Malta are actually sending “serving kant” to #Eurovision
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
How many times have I listened to Abracadabra since its release?
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Very excited for the annual Roaming Roots Revue tonight as part of Celtic Connections!
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
The UK’s 2024 Eurovision entry #TheTraitorsUK
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I needed that after the week I had. (Yes, this is a subtle brag that I have a Peloton)
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
That was really good.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
I have never watched an episode of The Real Housewives but I am going to see Countess Luann a month today. It’s happening.
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Never forget when I walked past 3 teenage girls getting a selfie with a random man on my lunchbreak, I stopped and he asked “do you want a photo?” so he took one and it was Stitches era Shawn Mendes….
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Stuart @stuarty.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Decided that Friday night at 11:48pm is the ideal time to finally watch The Girls Aloud Show and I apologise to my neighbours in advance.
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