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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@mrstad.bsky.social I was being eyed suspiciously as to why I was on the front step waiting for the postie.
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Whoever takes over is going to have a marvelous time ruining everything (and by that I mean undoing all the nonsense that was never more than a distraction from the previous and ongoing criminal behaviour).
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Walking on beaches, running off beaches?
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
If you want your support to be easily manipulated you're best fishing in a puddle where your target audience wallows in like mindedness. Maybe I'm cynical that it would be difficult to get to that level of power and be that willfully ignorant, though it might just be that simple.
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Saves me asking thanks.
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We had our 11pm sleeper from Oslo to Bergen cancelled at 10.30pm last night (or 2 nights ago, I'm confused & tired equally). 13 hours later, 3 busses that you couldn't sleep on, we got here. But for the kind help of other stranded passengers we wouldn't have had a clue. It's not exclusive to "BR".
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It's an incredibly insular country (he says with a widely sweeping generalisation), if it ain't happening in 'merica it's not important. We are long term fans of the cheeky "wee" scamp and of Norway of course (he says boarding a flight to Oslo in an hour).
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
We had a car from new, looked really carefully, found a dent a week later and looked at the photos I took when it was on the delivery trailer (good job), and there it was. All I'm saying is they should pay the same attention at both ends, now the customers pay regardless.
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
How do customers, who don't have the ability to see invisible dents, call these out when delivered as new?
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Why is gravity so weak (my guess not a question, well yes it's a question).
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
@manmademoon.bsky.social I hope you had a good father's day, and tomorrow goes excellently. When will we find out how to watch Rogue Trooper in the UK?
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I miss my dad, and I miss your dad.
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I thought you'd need two so one could be the remains of this ones "partner", dead but still "loved".
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Happy birthday, hope you're having a great day!
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
First peonies out this year, many more to come. How's your wilding going?
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
If I could convince Reese Shearsmith to Hot Step in the back I definitely would. I drop my wife in the centre of York then drive back out to the nearest free parking and walk back. Does that count?
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
We had three blooms last year, they were beautiful, this year has been very kind, can't wait for them to open!
About 20 peony heads yet to bloom, lots of foliage and a red brick backdrop of a 200+ year old wall
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I literally snorted when the news came on the radio. I wondered if Adil Ray might mention this?
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I just hope that there's enough inept councillors to stop it going any further, but I equally don't want to think of what Tyrion said about his "nephew". There's no cure...
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
You forget the joy of being entirely un-self-conscious. Is that a word. You see kids lost in their imagination completely unaware of the world around them, it must be lovely.
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Comedy in Selby last night, it's probably a bit smaller than your venue but I'd guess we had about 80.
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Fasting fasting or "fasting", I do the latter through the week, 800 calorie days over only 8 hours in 24? Weekends are "normal".
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I remember you doing this, I'd dug a suspiciously grave sized hole in the garden dug big bags of manure back into it and planted peonies a couple of years back and I had my first two blooms last year. Looking forward to many more this year. Watching yours with interest.
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Our eldest did a Film Production degree; you helped her with her "homework". She now works full-time in branding. Film offers were fleeting, sporadic and only ever came via contacts, it doesn't scream career. Don't get me wrong I'd 100% have done her degree if it had been a thing, in the olden days.
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Have you watched operation Hail Mary, that scene, if you've seen it, did not help my anxiety. I don't mind watching empty starships go boom but when there's people sitting on the top floor I'm definitely more invested in it not.
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Ha, my daughter's boyfriend has been trying to think of a band name this week. Well done for avoiding Hairy "Farmers".
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Yes, I do know, left handed with a commodore pet at school.
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Sun fall. Silly phone.
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Looking forward to it. I'm still in the middle of "perplexed", I really enjoyed Sunday fall, any plans for more fiction?
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
It's in my audible library, you're queued after a bit of Asimov.
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I spawned a two, always a lucky guess for me to get two.
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Ooh free delivery, ah discount code pulls it below free delivery threshold; oh no, had to buy more books...
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
You've been Robbed, although that could be another title.
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
I tried to guess where without looking in your bio, Whiteclay was listed as 999 miles from any sea or ocean. I grew up on the UK coast and miss it, I live 40 miles from the coast now but only 25ft above sea level so it may come back.
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Did he walk off clicking his fingers in his music video (only me?).
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
As an MP in Clacton he certainly doesn't show any interest in working in that location. It's the attitude that if they can't stand over you and watch you work you're not working; those results must just happen by coincidence.
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Can you imagine if someone was boasting how quick they "finished" sex. Food is to be enjoyed, not completed like a Rubik's cube. I've drunk and danced to ABBA, and drunk more.
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Whole string of 2 month old posts appeared in my line? Still going to pop this in audible (is that like Spotify and makes you 0.01p or the like?).
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
It's been a while (not in a needy way, though it does sound needy sorry).
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Selby.
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I was trying to remember from the last time you were at the venue I'm a volunteer at, but I couldn't?
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I remember seeing a David Mitchell book and assuming it was the Cloud Atlas chap and not the Comedian. If you search his name you get him or (author(not him)). Though to be fair, all searches on your name as writer or author come back as you. Bring a little case with books to sell when on tour?
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
When is international murder an infamous bastard day, that's what I want to know??
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
It's going to take many dead ignorant people (sadly many children by proxy) before reality sinks in. I ignore anyone who "believes" anti-science, never reads history or feels they have to say "do your own research". Qualified people do research, unqualified scrolling on the shitter isn't research.
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Beans on toast. I think @markradcliffe.bsky.social actually did, might have been beans and jacket potato?
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
@manmademoon.bsky.social I know you have Tadcaster roots, waiting for my haircut this morning, watching the dray wagon go by (followed by all those happy motorists).
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
1st amendment: No dicks, no dick-tators.
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Was there no fun to be had in stating that for one, the birthday is over, but the other can party on?
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I haven't opened Twitter since the US election results day, I think it would be worse than opening a door and finding my parents having sex, and they're both dead.
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stuartofskelf.bsky.social @stuartofskelf.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
That reminds me of a great book by Philip Kerr.
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