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Stuart Jordan

@stuartjwargames.bsky.social
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Wargamer//Boardgamer//Marketer Sussex by the Sea At the end of the day we are all human beings

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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 20h
When you're planning a wargame scenario and the only source is one line in the Anglo Saxon Chronicle. #wargaming
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Alan Ruck: You Just Make It Up
Alt: Alan Ruck: You Just Make It Up
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 21h
Cheers!
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 21h
Just to be annoying, when are you opening collection preorders for Warfare?
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That baby was packing heat
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Modern Life is Rubbish was the first album I ever bought.
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My wife laughed at that, which was concerning
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think he needs to invest in some new dice, he always blames them...
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes 👍
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🙋‍♂️
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well butter my bagel
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mark said that he had a fortuitous trip to Derby planned, I hope he did us southerners proud...
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reckon he's for the chop
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'll have to have a look later!
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wanted a chicken salad sandwich from Morrisons the other day, and had to buy one that had the protein content in big letters on the front.
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Two people I know rave about it, but in my mind it inhabits the same sort of "cringe" as when I read The Martian and Ready Player One.
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I do, while reading.
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thousands of them?
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How appropriate, you fight like a cow.
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've watched the whole series and can't remember a single line or scene from it
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some shots from our Agincourt game last night, the last game of the campaign. Using #Midgard. The French lost all of their cavalry early doors, which put a lot of strain on their Reputation score. Although the English centre was push back, the French force disintegrated. #wargaming
wargame of battle of agincourt with painted figures and a terrain tablewargame of battle of agincourt with painted figures and a terrain tablewargame of battle of agincourt with painted figures and a terrain tablewargame of battle of agincourt with painted figures and a terrain table
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
North Star @northstarfigs.bsky.social Bohemian Knights have arrived.
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Freddie Mercury in Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
How close are Army Painter sprays to their dropper bottles? Good match? #wargaming
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've finished four Bohemian men at arms from Claymore Castings. The new plastic Bohemian Knights from North Star should arrive any day now. #wargaming
Four painted wargames figures on a base.
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"And that, kids, is how I met your mother."
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Four for sure
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A War of Whisperrrsssss
A war of whispers board game in play
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who even asked
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Screenshot from Father Ted. Dougal says "God, I love being a priest"
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Technical playtest for my game for Winchester Shieldwall, Edington 878 using Midgard. Come and play some Viking games in November! www.ryanlavelle.net/winchestersh...
Miniature wargame in progress Wargame in progress Winchester Shieldwall banner
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I want to go again. I last went on a school trip back in 1997.
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Also, would you want to spend an afternoon/evening with their friends and family as well?
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The finish was close and down to the last few combats, with the French winning +2 to -2 on Reputation.
Reputation markers in wooden bowls.
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A hard fought Midgard game yesterday. The Battle of Formigny 1450. Fairly static for the first half with missiles being exchanged and the English trying to deal with the French Culverins before the French reinforcements arrived and fierce fighting broke out along the line. #wargaming
Wargame with painted figures and scenery.Wargame with painted figures and scenery.Wargame with painted figures and scenery.Wargame with painted figures and scenery.
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bad News: My phone seems to have died. Good News: I'm currently top of the work FPL league despite not watching football.
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Probably down Portsmouth docks in balaclavas
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A cameo as an unknown Weasley
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I know it's a well-trodden path but The Simpsons is one of my favourite shows - it occurred to me today that there are more episodes that I haven't seen than I have seen...
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I think it's alright, apart from the same three fucking comedians that are in everything.
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good to know!
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I was thinking about this again yesterday evening, with the recent 25th anniversary. The decade between the West "winning" the Cold War and then being thrust into the War on Terror. Was it really that good, or was I just young?
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why is he even there?
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Late HYW/Early WOTR billmen and artillery. All 10mm figures from Pendraken @pendraken.bsky.social #wargaming
three artillery pieces and three stands of billmen infantry from the late medieval period.
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Are the Zulus on the west ridge or the east ridge?
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Should have got a giant ant to snip off Thanos's head with it's pincers
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm freeeeeeee
Adobe cancellation email
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Looks a bit sore...
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sad times.
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So do I...
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Through the Old and Greyed
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Stuart Jordan @stuartjwargames.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Darth Vader James Earl Jones
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