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Stuart Evers

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Writer, reviewer, Columbo enthusiast

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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Is this the greatest title for a book in history? I think it probably is.
cover a book called HELP! I CAN'T STOP SHITTING SNAKES by Michael Bettendorf
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Book #9 of Holiday – Kassandra and the Wolf by Margarita Karapanou (trans. NC Germanacos). This is a fever dream of depravity, a nightmare of subjugation, a fantasy of revenge. it’s either a masterpiece of subversive fiction, or a sensationalist debut novel. Maybe both. More in Alt Text.
Book #9 of Holiday – Kassandra and the Wolf by Margarita Karapanou (trans. NC Germanacos).
If I go to a different country, I always try to read a book from where I’m headed. Usually these turn out well. Kassandra and the Wolf, however, is something quite different. It isn’t quite like anything I’ve ever read. Even now I’m a bit flummoxed by it. 
First published in English translation in 1974, and only made available in Greek two years later, after the fall of the military junta that ruled between 1967 and 1974, Kassandra and the Wolf is a fever dream of depravity, a nightmare of subjugation, a fantasy of revenge. Its central character is a young girl, Kassandra, who narrates short vignettes from her life, such as the decapitation of her dolls, her violation by almost every man in her life, the tying up of the local general as well as his wife. 
The tone, however, is not bleak, but matter of fact, which makes the violence feel even more extreme. And this is a violent book. Viscerally so. Karapanou herself called it a ‘Scary Monster of a book’ and with good reason. Kassandra rarely attaches a moral outlook to her actions, or those that are acted upon her. The vignettes skip around in time, too, so we’re constantly moving, constantly seeing different sides of the same characters. Her grandfather is always on the cusp of suicide, or has just died from it, for example. It is a brutalising view of childhood.
It’s hard to know quite what to make of this novel – it often felt like there was a key I was missing. It’s possible that this is an allegory for the Greek political situation, or equally it’s plausible it has nothing to do with it. Similarly, it’s possible this is a masterpiece of subversive, incendiary fiction, or merely a sensationalist, problematic debut novel. In this instance, I think both could be true, and neither. It’s a confusion I suspect the author would enjoy.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Since when did The Sun become the paper that the Today Programme on Radio 4 used to begin debates? Mentioned twice now in the lede before interviews regarding the Small Boats
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Book #8 of holiday. Ian Rankin's The Heights. His first standalone novel in two decades, The Heights introduces Detective Gillian Gish. I say introduces as this feels very much like an audition for a new series, one I think would be more than welcome. More response in ALT text. #crimenovels
Tablet with THE HEIGHTS by Ian Rankin on its display.

His first standalone novel in two decades, The Heights (coming in October) is set between the glamorous West End and the once grubby Tottenham Hale, and introduces Detective Gillian Gish. I say introduces as this feels very much like an audition for a new series, one I think would be more than welcome.
As in his Rebus novels, Rankin excels at character and place: whether high or low, morally bankrupt or on the side of the angels, he manages to give room and life to even the most minor characters and settings. He is good on the changing faces of cities, the regeneration of the East End, for example, while also showing what stays the same (violence, organised crime, desperation) even when house prices skyrocket.
Gish is a fine new cop, and the team around her are run-in, mordantly funny, quietly believable. The plot is, as you might expect, precision tooled – Rankin moves people into position and reveals secrets better than any writer around – and effortlessly brings us to a satisfying conclusion.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My FT review of The Disappearers by Marlon James ran over the weekend. You can read it here. as.ft.com/r/28589125-8...
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The Disappearers — Marlon James’s novel of righteous anger
The Booker Prize-winning author turns a planned theatre production in Jamaica into a compelling examination of homophobia, erasure and survival
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Book #7 of holiday reading – The End of Everything by M. John Harrison. A consistently unnerving and rewarding reading experience - one that that lingers, and haunts, like a unusual stain in a seaside hotel room. See Alt text for full review. #beachreads #holidayreading #bookerprize booker
Book #7 of holiday reading – The End of Everything by M. John Harrison. Confusion and obfuscation are dangerous literary devices; for everyone who loves the woozy unsureity of Ishiguru’s The Unconsoled (me for example) there are many others who are left floundering as things are left unexplained and vague. The End of Everything revels in its lack of specificity, turning it into a virtue, an essential component of the novel. It makes for a consistently unnerving, something rewarding, sometimes frustrating reading experience.
A crisis has occurred in England. Exactly what has happened, we do not quite learn, the memory of the event having blurred in characters’ minds, but the weather has turned on the island, and the city of London is overrun by aliens known as the iGhetti, who can cause glitches in human perception. In this ruined society, Phillip Tennent finds an artefact on the beach which forces him inland, closer to the heart of the shattered kingdom.
There are perhaps two ways to read The End of Everything: the first way is to look for clues, patterns, information to piece together what has happened, and what is happening; the second is to give into the dreamlike state of the novel, let it come to you without exerting yourself upon it. I gave up with the first way after about fifteen pages, and I can safely say that I enjoyed it so much more when I stopped trying to work out the specifics. By the end, I felt I knew what was happening at a subliminal level, even if I couldn’t be certain to be able to explain it.
There are several parallels, subtle and not so subtle, with the hellfire of today, and Harrison’s burnished, elegant and elegiac prose is equal to his subtle world building.  It is a marvellous novel, one that lingers, and haunts, like a unusual stain in a seaside hotel room.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Book #6 of holiday – Girl, 1983 by Linn Ullman. Compared to Duras and Ernaux! Set in 1980s Oslo, Paris, and New York! It looked perfect. And it’s perfectly good, just not quite as good as all of that suggests. More reaction in Alt Text of image. #holidayreads #beachreads
Girl, 1983 by Linn Ullman, on a beachchair by a pool.

Ullman is superb on place, on the feel of place, on the substance of a specific time, –even the short, barely welcome, scenes set during COVID have an insight that is beyond the usual tropes and memories of lockdown – and the complex relationship between the narrator and her mother is beautifully nuanced and subtly handled. She is also excellent on the Matryoshka nature of selfhood – referring to herself as the girl, as though she is a different person entirely.
And the girl makes a mistake. The mistake is to leave a party and have no idea where her Paris hotel is. She is 16, alone, and the only person she knows is a much older man, a photographer who has promised her cover shoots for Vogue. In the middle of the night, without any other option, she goes to his apartment. From there, a relationship of sorts begins, one that is far from uncommon in the fashion set in which she finds herself.
Some of the stylistic decisions made by Ullman land with precision, featherlight and devastating. The constant gnaw of doubt between whether she acted with autonomy or was a victim – or both at the same time – is shown through repetition, with alternative readings of the facts of the matter. But while I could see the lineage and links with Duras and Ernaux, Girl, 1983 didn’t quite coalesce into something truly memorable. 
While it’s hard for me to put a finger on exactly what it is that Girl,1983 lacks, I think perhaps its lack of focus is largely to blame. In places it feels scattergun, as though stitched together from random sources that do not quite fit. It is by no means a failure as a novel, it just doesn’t reach the heights that those to whom she has been compared could reach.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Book #5 of holiday – Asylum Piece by Anna Kavan. I love Kavan’s work – especially Julia & the Bazooka – but for some reason this has remained unread on my bookshelf for around twenty years. I decided to take it with me. I am very glad I did. More response in Alt text #beachreads @pushkinpress.com
Anna Kavan's Asylum Piece, a glass of white wine and a bag of crisps.

Book #5 of holiday – Asylum Piece by Anna Kavan. I love Kavan’s work – especially Julia & the Bazooka – but for some reason this has remained unread on my bookshelf for around twenty years. I didn’t think too much about it, just noticed it the day before we set off and decided to take it with me. I am very glad I did.

The stories contained within Asylum Piece are short, dream (or perhaps nightmare) like, and utterly devastating. The autofictional aspect is clear in many of them, but those that take a more twisted, almost folklorish riff on themes of dependence, mental health and the duplicity of the self are the most impressive.

I finished thinking that Asylum Piece would make the basis for a brilliant play; but also, just how cleverly it works as a suite of linked stories. They remain crystalline in my memory – this is increasingly rare – and deserve to be read, studied, loved.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Book #4 of holiday, SWITZY by Emma Cline. I’m going to say it now: if this doesn’t win the Booker, I will be genuinely shocked. It is a truly extraordinary novel; lithe and coiled, astonishingly written, and deeply moving. More thoughts in image alt text #summerreading #books #bookerprize
Book #4 of holiday, SWITZY by Emma Cline. I’m going to say it now: if this doesn’t win the Booker, I will be genuinely shocked. It is a truly extraordinary novel; lithe and coiled, brilliantly, astonishingly written, and deeply, deeply moving. You can feel the influence of Don Delillo on the prose, and on the subject matter, but Cline manages to transcend that debt and create something truly memorable. 

I doubted I would read a better book published this year than Valeria Luiselli’s Beginning Middle End, but Switzy proved me wrong. It is classic and very much of its time; it is experimental without ever losing sight of the reader’s patience; it is intelligent and quietly haunting. It will make you care about a man who probably cares nothing for you, nor ever has, nor ever could. It lands every feint and every punch. It is an exceptional piece of work that deserves all the awards and praise and sales I hope comes its way.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Book #3 of holiday: Steve Cavanagh's ONE OF US IS GUILTY. It's a holiday tradition to read the latest Eddie Flynn legal thriller, and this was a total joy from start to finish. More response in the image alt text. #holidayreading #beachreads #books @headlinebooks.bsky.social
One of Us is Guilty by Steve Cavanagh, cover image on a tablet against a backdrop of an open brick barbeque. 

One of Us is Guilty has the usual street-smart, con-man turned lawyer shenanigans, but allied with an even more interesting set of antagonists (modelled, not so subtly, on the Murdoch clan). I was so immersed, I was reading while barbequing...
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Mark Carney's use of the word 'hydronyms' is the sickest of sick burns. You can just imagine Trump looking vacant, asking those around him what it means and them knowing that Carney's made him look like a carrot-tinged toss hammer.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
book #2 of holiday. On the Calculation of Volume, 5. Not coming until November, this is the latest instalment of the most interesting and unusual writing project of recent years. For my thoughts, look at the Alt Text of the image. @faberbooks.bsky.social #holidayreading #beachreads
A copy of ON THE CALCULATION OF VOLUME book V, on a beach beside a bottle of Alfa beer. 

Book #2 of holiday: Solvej Balle's, On the Calculation of Volume, 5. Not coming until November, this is the latest instalment of the most interesting and unusual writing project of recent years, I inhaled it in a day, then spent the night trying to think through its implications. I think its great power is Balle’s absolute commitment to her vision, even when it raises questions the novel cannot answer. Why are there no bad actors repeating the same day over and over? Why have none gone crazy and begun committing heinous crimes? Or have they, and Tara just doesn’t realise. It is a book that forces us to confront the fact of our own insularity, the fact that we can only see the world through our own aging eyes. Other volumes have ended with proper, almost Dickensian cliff-hangers, but volume five closes with a deeper, more elemental, feeling of the nearing of the end. The penultimate volume comes in April next year and I already cannot wait.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Book 1 of holiday, Marlon James's The Disappearers. Unfortunately, I can't say much about it as am reviewing it for the FT. I can say that I love the cover though. #holidayreads #marlonjames #bookerlonglist
ARC of Marlon James's novel THE DISAPPEARERS on a table outside a Greek Villa
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly. One of the true pantheon. A great in all sense. Rest in Rhinestones, you wonderful genius.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Interesting Booker List, but shocked and surprised not to see Valeria Luiselli and Keith Ridgeway on there - probably my two favourite novels of the year. Glad to see May We Feed The King on there though.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Tonight I saw three people reading Midnight's Children. Is there a reason why it's popular again?
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
On Tuesday I saw a man riding a bike while whistling the Jurassic Park theme tune at a deafening volume. A minute later, a man wearing a wizard outfit holding six bottles of orange juice like he'd just magicked them from the air. No one batted an eyelid. I have no idea what this means for the world.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
So pleased for Rebecca Perry's May We Feed the King winning the Waterstones Debut Fiction Prize. It's been one of my favourite novels this year, and I hope it means many more people will read and love.
Cover of MAY WE FEED THE KING by Rebecca Perry, winner of the Waterstones Debut Fiction prize.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This Brian Cox interview on the World Cup ITV coverage is absolutely brilliant. He is confusing the fuck out of everyone
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
For some reason, my feed on here is suddenly all US sports, cat and dog posts, and people looking smug after a run. What is happening?
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I wonder how Michael Howard is feeling this morning.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
So, Farage, you said men can't even wear watches in London? This guy wore a Cartier for 12 nights in North West London and never got any hassle www.esquire.com/uk/watches/a...
esquire.com
For 12 Nights at Wembley Harry Styles Wore A Showstopping Cartier
He opted for a small Tank Louis Cartier watch
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Who's going to don Martin Bell's white suit in Clacton?
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Just popping down the shops. Watch off, obviously.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My first day as a 50 something. Perhaps celebrating by going to see Tracy Emin's astonishing and harrowing exhibition at the Tate was not the best move. Mortality bites.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Are Wimbledon crowds booing the near constant hydration breaks?
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Went to see Archduke last night at the Royal Court. It's a tonally odd affair, but the sets and acting are sublime - and when it lands its punches at the end, I can forgive its wayward beginnings. Recommended.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Last night, I went to the Opera. Tonight I'm off to the Royal Court, even though it's hot and the football is on. I want a little sticker like I used to get from the dentist, saying what a cultured boy I have been.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
A long time since I've had an early airport beer, but am celebrating my imminent 50th with the enigma that is @g-evers.bsky.social by heading for a Beatles and beer couple of days in Hamburg.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I'm off to Hamburg tomorrow. Is there anything art or literature related I should see/do? Or any general recommendations? I am mainly going to be pretending I'm in Backbeat, but other options are welcome
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It's often said that Donald Trump is a baby or a toddler or something. Well, it's paid off now: the Iran deal is basically a geopolitical rehash of Julia Donaldson and Axel Scheffler's seminal A Squash and a Squeeze. m.media-amazon.com/images/I/519...
The cover illustration of A Squash and a Squeeze, The tale of an old man who in trying to help a woman makes her life hell, then progressively makes it less awful, before fucking off an leaving her *exactly* where she was in the first instance.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I am heading off into the wilderness to finish the new novel. By which I mean I am going to West Sussex, with a pub nearby, Sainsbury deliveries and two off licences in walking distance.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This is a truly exceptional novel: transporting, singular, deeply insightful, and compellingly strange. It's going to be much talked about, so get on it.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
If you are not terrified by this you are better than me.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
If you are not terrified by this you are better than me.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
It's stock day. But I've been out so it's now stock evening.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
In my local mall there are several billboards, all of which play the same clip of Joan Collins answering the question: "Do you have a favourite dish?" with "If we're not going out, I like some good old fashioned beans on toast." It is on a never ending loop, and I can't stop thinking about it.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I'm thinking that if I'm ever asked on Desert Island Discs I might select the theme music for the Arena strand of documentaries. It never fails to make me happy. youtu.be/-GuzqPEcx5Q?...
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BBC Arena - Opening Titles
YouTube video by spikeyroberto
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I bought THE DOOR from a charity shop years ago but didn't read until last week. It is an absolute masterpiece, including the best dog in fiction, and in Emerence, a truly indelible character. Vintage has just reissued it so get a copy now. You will not regret it. uk.bookshop.org/a/681/978152...
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The Door
Check out The Door - <p><b>'A dark domestic fairy tale' <i>New York Times</i><br /><br />A young writer employs a housekeeper - and slowly finds herself the sole keeper of the older woman's sercrets.<...
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Loving pimp Aladdin hosting #eurovision
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Journos: if you ever write "Rebel MP [insert name] has called for the resignation of Starmer," please know that a significant proportion of the population sings this to themselves. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oybs...
youtube.com
Double Trouble feat. Rebel MC - Street Tuff [Official Video]
YouTube video by New State Music
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
There is a pub in Walthamstow that has a firm no kids policy. They are VERY upfront about it and have signs and stickers everywhere to let you know that kids are not welcome. Which I applaud. However, this latest sign feels like they might've gone a bit OTT...
Handwritten sign posted to a pub window that reads "Hello. We will soon be repositioning our benches + tables out the Front. After that we will not be accommodating (misspelled) Pushchairs + Prams (apart from elderly dog in Buggies) So please spread the word. Thank you"
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
When this all ends the way it does, with Reform in power and the country on its knees, I will blame the BBC. I absolutely loved the institution, but I will never, ever forgive it for normalizing, platforming and not holding to account Farage and his ilk.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Just found a brilliant new word game called Tessera. It's tactical and a bit like Connect 4. You can play for free here www.tesserapuzzle.com. I did today's in 12.
tesserapuzzle.com
Tessera Puzzle
A daily word puzzle. Swap tiles on a 4×4 grid until every row spells a word, and every column too. Same puzzle for everyone, every day.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I cannot wait to read this.
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
There is a lot of talk about smoking on here at the moment. Just a reminder that I wrote the book on this 15 years ago.https://uk.bookshop.org/a/681/9781447200635
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Just had an email from Ottessa Moshfegh saying how much she likes my stories! In Italian no less! That's devotion for you. I'm going to give her some money to help her promote my book, as she is now my biggest fan. Can't wait for all those TikTok sales to come rolling in!
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Stuart Evers @stuartevers.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Thinking of the classic t-shirt reborn for the 21st Century: I like the woke pope, the woke pope's woke.
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