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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 03/10/2026
@theguardian.com nothing on the biggest news of the week (for some of us)?
Marina Hyde introducing her last column for The Guardian
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 20/09/2026
Tinkering with my app photos-wallpaper.app took me back to the day I was sat behind a full-on race prepared 427 Cobra at the lights.. glorious.
The race prepared white AC Cobra 427
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 17/09/2026
Weird dog
A border collie cross lying on the floor with her back paws resting on the skirting boardClose up of a border collie cross lying on the floor with her back paws resting on the skirting board
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 04/08/2026
👍🏼
Picture of a ginger female cat
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 28/07/2026
> Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains. I have heard of nirvana of course but .. really? Is this all you’ve got? Smashed out the park.
Image of the album Different Class by Pulp
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 18/07/2026
Four panel comic.

1. Person indicating ‘no’
2. “Deadnaming people”
3. Person indicating ‘yes’
4. “Deadnaming Twitter”
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 08/07/2026
what
(News site)

Football

No matches today
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 06/07/2026
And one last photo. I guess this is goodbye again, Marwood.
Some kind of china punk bust of Queen Elizabeth, with (I think ) "Off with your head" painted round the neck.
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 05/07/2026
So very Brighton, so very missed (by me, anyway)
IF YOU ARE

RACIST,
SEXIST,
HOMOPHOBIC
OR AN ASSHOLE
DON'T COME IN
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 05/07/2026
The coffee really was fucking excellent. We'd get it for £1 which was quite dangerous as you could get life-threateningly jittery for just a few quid
Coffee with an attractive swirl, topped with a heart.

(Sorry again about the poor alt text, I'm just not a visual person and aphantasia doesn't help)
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 05/07/2026
Found another sign (this would change whenever the staff felt like it, every couple of days usually)
Marwood coffee shop.

Kick arse coffee
Life changing cake
Sunshine

As a banner:
DRINK THE MAR. BREW

[image of man with a steaming cup]

[As a banner]
EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 05/07/2026
Skip the startup dog
A brown and white dog, indeterminate breed, lying on the floorboards
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 05/07/2026
Round the back, where there was street food stalls on a Friday
A large mural of a large bald man wearing sunglasses with one round orange lens and one green lens. He is holding a gun, and saying "I don't have to put up with this shabby crap. I'm a journalist!

He is kicking forwards, in a kind of trompe-l'œil fashion so his boot seems to extend out of the picture.
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 05/07/2026
Obligatory taxidermy
A stuffed rabbit and a golf ball (I know that doesn’t describe it well but I am doing my best!)
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 05/07/2026
This was next to my desk
A white mannequin, full size, no head or legs
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 05/07/2026
A representative table in the cafe
A cafe table entirely covered with a massive ‘99p’ logo. On it is an armless and mannequin (with breasts) wearing a fez.
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 05/07/2026
The upstairs room, for a while. This resonates with me as my bedside table is a beloved (but long dead) G4
A coffee room with scattered tables (chairs?) and old Mac G4s as
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 05/07/2026
This lived in the office (?!)
Half a banner - ‘wood coffee shop’
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 05/07/2026
The counter:
A Star Trek curtain (?!)
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 05/07/2026
The fire escape (there was a rope ladder under the window)
A second story window over a street.
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 05/07/2026
The sign outside was legendarily snarky
Marwood coffee shop

‘Unattended children will be given espresso and a pet gorilla’Marwood coffee shop

Today’s special: Everything!

Everyone is special
You are special
Now come in and buy some coffee!Marwood coffee shop

Trip advisor quotes:
“You are a coffee shop. Get over yourself”
“Punk attitude”
“Vile, cringe and pretentious”
“Tragic”Marwood coffee shop

“Some terms and conditions may apply within. Enter to experience amazing staff and grumpy coffee”
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 05/07/2026
A few photos from when I worked in a startup above the legendary Marwood cafe in Brighton
Small squares of paper used for event entry. Font - very old Macintosh.

Text:

“I’m a valued member of society”Lyrics to ‘Never gonna give you up’ painted on stairsCoffee (which *was* excellent) a small cake and a small toy!
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 05/07/2026
You can in the app
Mute thread button
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 01/07/2026
So ok we’re spending money on big dick defence in an uncertain world. I get that. But 60 billion pounds on nuclear shite we can never use? Insane. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
theguardian.com

The overall package will cost £298bn over the next four years, £15bn of which was newly announced on Tuesday. 

It includes £47bn on new nuclear submarines, including the Dreadnought replacement for the Trident submarines and the new Aukus attack submarine project, being developed with Australia and the US.
£13bn on a new nuclear warhead and £1.7bn on nuclear fuels.
Another promise to pay £1bn for 12
Lockheed Martin F-35A jets capable of carrying nuclear bombs will come after 2030.
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 04/06/2026
codex just paid for itself
A codex session:


Ahhh, yes. You want the classic Windows muscle-memory thing:

cd..

instead of:

cd ..

Yes, you can teach zsh that.

Add this to ~/.zshrc:

alias cd..='cd ..'
Then reload:

source ~/.zshrc

Now cd.. will work.
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 31/05/2026
uh yeah ok if you say so
@schizanon.bsky.social has added you to the "can't tell the difference between a technology and a
corporation" moderation list
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 24/05/2026
Just lovely
“The city can be a cruel and alienating place, full of the furious and lonely and disconnected. But here, for a fleeting few hours, all the nodes are connected again. It doesn't matter whether you flew in from a different continent or trudged down the street in your pyjamas. What else, other than football, can do this to people?
Then once more there is a cheer and a song and the fireworks splatter across the night sky, a roof over everyone's heads.”
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 19/05/2026
@MarkKriegsman
"How I want to learn [your thing] :

1. Text on website
2. Text on paper
…
2428. Spraypainted on side of cow
2429. Video tutorials"
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 19/05/2026
@MarkKriegsman

"How I want to learn [your thing] :
1. Text on website
2. Text on paper
…
2428. Spraypainted on side of cow
2429. Video tutorials"
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 19/05/2026
BBC in the gloves in their … err … coverage Guardian covered it too and fuck the rest anyway, stuck behind their paywalls like bleating cattle
Rai doesn't punch hanging slabs of meat with his bare knuckles while training like the iconic boxing character.
He is rarely bare knuckled on the golf course.

Unusually, Rai wears two gloves instead of the one which virtually everyone else across the world - professional and amateurs alike - wears for enhanced grip.

"I just happened to be given two gloves and | got into the habit of wearing them," Rai said of his early forays into the gam

"Then, a few weeks down the line my dad forgot to put the two gloves in the bag, so I had to play with one. It was terrible.
"I couldn't play - I couldn't feel the grip - so l've always stuck with the two gloves ever since."
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 05/05/2026
😂
Please note that we cannot mark packages as "Gifts" to help you evade customs, as that's international mail fraud and they'll throw us in jail which is pointless in a way since no jail can hold us. It is however very inconvenient.
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 04/05/2026
Personally i don’t think they’ve thought it through. They would certainly put one of their ‘camps’ in Brighton, at which point the whole fucking town would be out there tearing it down. Remember this eh, lads?
North Streets in Brighton full of anti-racists screaming at the dozen racist cunts who dared to make an appearance
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 04/05/2026
Been out all day but here you go. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Everything was in place for Andrea’s dream celebration in Barbados. Then her close friend was denied the right to walk across a British airport to board a connecting flight.
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 30/03/2026
yeah I loved money. I read most of the others but none really clicked. this is fun though!
Cover of ‘Invasion of the space invaders’ by Martin Amis
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 09/03/2026
The Matrix - “Not like this”
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 15/02/2026
Still wearing that necklace…
From Popbitch



Liz Truss was the UK's first self-admitted
reader of Popbitch to be
prime minister. She was also appeared to be the kink community's first visible PM too.
Members of the BDSM scene were very quick to get in touch after Truss's early speeches to discuss her choice of jewellery. The necklace she was always seen wearing looked very familiar to them. The "Ring Of 0" is a well-known symbol among BDSM practitioners to denote someone who is a possessed submissive.
And Liz's necklace looked identical to what submissives call their "Day
Collar"
Which only added fuel to the fire of the theories about swinging in the House of Commons.
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 12/02/2026
truth
very poor quality ai representation of ‘evil miffy with balloon’. Three eyes, no balloon.
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 26/11/2025
ffs
Tweet: @MarkKriegsman

"How I want to learn [your thing] :
1. Text on website
2. Text on paper
…
2428. Spraypainted on side of cow
2429. Video tutorials"
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 04/07/2025
👨‍🍳😘
“The complete dismissal of his defamation case was yet another moment where Chris was pursued by an opportunity for personal growth.
Again, Chris was too fast.”
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 29/06/2025
Too easy
The ‘guns - lots of guns’ sequence from The Matrix
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 25/06/2025
Daisy, much missed, on my old router. She used to like sitting on top of doors too!
Ginger cat sitting on router
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 23/06/2025
Post a picture of when your pet was little
Image of a puppy in a cat litter tray
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 22/06/2025
Absolute genius! Very much looking forward to my first delivery @bencollins.bsky.social
Also waiting for them is a copy of a letter from Bryce P. Tetraeder, the fake CEO of Global Tetrahedron, the real parent company of The Onion, explaining the significance of the Editorial Board's stance.
"We teeter on the brink of collapse into an authoritarian state," the editorial reads. "That is why, today, The Onion calls upon our lawmakers to sit back and do absolutely nothing."
It continues: "Now is not the time for bravery or valor! This is the time for protecting your own hide and lining your pocket. Now is not the time for listening to your idiotic constituents drone on about what's happening to their precious democracy. This is the time for getting down on all fours and groveling."
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 21/06/2025
Seems to be a problem with sharplab on the Bluesky app? They all show up as this
The default sharplab page
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 20/06/2025
Amy wtaf
A border collie cross lying at the top of the stairs with one pair of legs on the skirting board and the other pair on the runner
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 19/06/2025
A black postbox (mailbox) on a wall with cat legs and a red handle
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 13/06/2025
ok this is brilliant
Slogan tshirt; “Drugs win drug war” (by The Onion)
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 30/05/2025
"How I want to learn [your thing] :

1. Text on website
2. Text on paper
•••
2428. Spraypainted on side of cow
2429. Video tutorials"
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 24/05/2025
King Barney
In a sense Lineker is a victim of this too. In any sane version of the public discourse his views would be drowned out and submerged by figures of genuine relevance willing to speak out. Where are the public intellectuals, the archbishops, the supremely informed correspondents, the MPs who are educated and fearless enough to at least voice views on international affairs? It should be seen as a genuine shared failing, the ultimate comment on an inane celebrity culture that the most widely amplified voice here is not Tony Benn or Gore Vidal or Malcolm Muggeridge, but the man who says: "Next up our choices for goal of the month," and is famous for doing a show in his pants.
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stuartd @stuartd.dev · 23/05/2025
Yeah you have to tire them out or they will drive you crazy
Border collie in a water trough
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