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Stuart C Taylor

@stuartctaylor.bsky.social
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I'm losing my edge to better-looking people with better ideas and more talent. And they're actually really, really nice.

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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Don't think much of this Fantasy Island reboot
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Jeremy Irons did not come to the festival to f*ck around
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
RIP Ray Brooks
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Suitcase lube, for when they ask you to put your luggage in the measuring bin
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Bold to presume the band or the audience will still be alive at the tail end of 2026
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
"Weapons? Bollocks more like"
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
🎵 The Sharif don't like it 🎵
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
"Keep the curtains closed, dear... Billy Corgan is at the door again"
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I won't say if I've been named in Steaknife's will, but there will be clues www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
You can't go wrong with a bit of Culture Club
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Paddington strikes again
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
That hits hard 😭
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Me watching the stewardess hoping they don't run out of chicken before they get to my seat
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Thunderbolts* (2025) Dir: Jake Schreier
John Walker and his shield from the Marvel film Thunderbolts*
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Supergrass 'delighted' to be playing their debut album all summer, 30 years later
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
I always thought Sleaford Mods were wrong 'uns
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
It's so hard to tell... if only they felt they could crowbar it in to every conversation until the Universe ends
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
"What do you mean 'Can I see the bear?'"
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Fair play - Chuckie from Rugrats hasn't aged a day
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
"Gerry Adams considers suing Meta over alleged use of his books to train AI"
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
And that would be pronounced how exactly?
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
You've left it too late to think "I didn't know Richard Chamberlain was still alive"
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
"Remember when the British public cared about Comic Relief? What was that all about eh?"
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Less I Predict A Riot, more I Hope For A Tsunami
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I mean... she would...
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
All I said was Wes is a cold-hearted psychopath...
Wes Streeting pretending he isn't the star of a nightmare Pinnochio reboot
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
(Not the cat)
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Current mood #6Nations #FraSco #WalEng
An impossible choice
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I wouldn't tell anyone if I won the lottery, but there would be signs...
HOW MUCH?!
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Does the proposed new Man Utd stadium look like a circus because the club is being run by clowns?
Manchester big top
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
After 5ive's success arena tour reunion, Atomic Kitten have buried the hatchet and are back!
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Tickets for LCD Soundsystem, Beta Band AND Shack on sale this week; it's not easy being a centrist 6Music dad on a budget...
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
'Defiant but tactful' is the new 'very demure, very mindful'
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
The Shitehouse (2019) dir: Robert Eggers
Brewdog gobshite and Little Miss Send Them Back
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
You keep telling us how much of a hero he is but you didn't get the good biscuits out
An absence of good biscuits
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
RIP David Johansen
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus
The best flag in the world
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
It's all over now...
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
(I've taken out Scott Mills with AI) The lighting crew for the 5ive tour will have their work cut out with all the shiny noggins...
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Katy Perry going into space, you say?
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Gene Hackman's other two dogs are going to need bulletproof alibis...
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Want to feel old? This is what The Inbetweeners look like now
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
When you've got to help James Herriot at 3pm but the award ceremony is at 7pm
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
*Eric Morecambe gif*
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
RIP Rick Butler
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
It's not screaming romance tbh
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Stuart C Taylor @stuartctaylor.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
@secondmentions.bsky.social "Pachyderms" is an average second mention in a 5 star pun headline 👌
"Elephant in the womb? Thailand brings in birth control for pachyderms" The Guardian, 07/02/25
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