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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 23h
These teaspoons are cute right up to the point where you're trying to lick salted caramel off one and your tongue piercing gets caught in an eye socket.
A hand holds a small, polished silver spoon whose bowl ends in a skull shape, with cut-out eye sockets and nose that show the skin behind them.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 04/10/2026
Four glasses of Prosecco deep on a Sunday 🥂
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 04/10/2026
JFC, Apple, if you can't detect _this_ as a phishing email, you need to either give some resources to the Mail app part of the security team, or fire whoever is in charge of that part of the security team.
Screenshot of obvious iCloud account phishing email.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 04/10/2026
Just set my YouTube Shorts time limit to 0, because I have a problem with YouTube Shorts. The problem being YouTube thinks I might ever want to see a YouTube Short.
Screenshot of a YouTube settings menu titled "Shorts Feed limit" in dark mode, with radio button options for 0 minutes, 15 minutes, 30 minutes, 45 minutes, 1 hour and 2 hours. 0 minutes is selected.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 03/10/2026
This week for #CocktailFriday, we have the prohibition era Barbary Coast
A chilled martini glass on a tall slender stem filled almost to the rim with a creamy, pale beige cocktail. The surface is dusted with fine flecks of freshly grated nutmeg, and a light frost of condensation clouds the outside of the bowl. The glass stands on a dark surface against a black background, lit from the front so the drink glows softly against the darkness.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 03/10/2026
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 02/10/2026
Ars Technica headline: Amazon's $1B plan to combat data center backlash draws more backlash. Kicker reads "A drop in the bucket".Black screen with white text from the opening credits of Monty Python and the Holy Grail: We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 01/10/2026
It is October 1st. I hope you have a very lovely October 1st.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 27/09/2026
I see Johnson's baby powder no longer has actual talc in it, and is now cornstarch. Hope it doesn't make kids thick.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 27/09/2026
If you make tea with your left hand does it taste like it was made by someone else? Also, I am sorry about your tea situation.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 25/09/2026
Classic Boston Sour for #CocktailFriday I need someone to teach me how to do angostura bitters dots properly, because mine end up all over the shop.
A cocktail in a classic V-shaped martini glass on a black tabletop against a plain off-white wall. The drink is a hazy peachy-amber colour, topped with a thin layer of pale, frothy foam dotted with a couple of small drops of bitters. A dark, glossy cocktail cherry sits on a silver cocktail pick with a ball end, resting across the rim. Light condensation frosts the lower bowl and base of the glass, and a soft shadow of the glass falls on the wall to the right.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 25/09/2026
Where I'm at in Autumn.
A glossy copper-coloured mug sits on a pale speckled worktop, filled to the brim with frothy hot chocolate. A swirl of whipped cream crowns the drink, generously sprinkled with fine milk chocolate shavings, with small bubbles of foam around the edges. The mug's brushed metallic finish catches warm light.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 23/09/2026
Did Christian Louboutin pay him to do this?
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 18/09/2026
A welcome return to #CocktailFriday with the Palmetto from Harry Craddock's 1930 Savoy Cocktail Book.
A frosted martini glass on a dark surface, filled with a deep amber-red cocktail and garnished with a curl of orange peel resting in the bowl. Condensation beads on the chilled glass, and warm light catches the drink and the stem against a shadowed background.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 17/09/2026
It's starting to get cold and all I want to do is eat soup.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 16/09/2026
But then I’d never have met you 😢
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 14/09/2026
Really nailing cosy Autumn.
A cosy living room scene at night. A wall-mounted TV above a wooden fireplace shows the Gilmore Girls title card over red autumn trees. The mantel is draped in orange and red autumn leaves with small felt gnomes tucked among them, and a garland of felt pumpkins, toadstools and ghosts is strung across the fireplace. A metal sign reading "Farm Fresh Pumpkins" sits on the hearth alongside white ceramic pumpkins, candle lanterns, a stack of red velvet pumpkins and a tall grey-hatted gnome. The walls are covered in embossed bronze tiles. In the foreground, a scruffy light-coloured terrier lies in a tartan-lined dog bed, looking directly at the camera.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 14/09/2026
Testing my "AI kill switch".
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 12/09/2026
I have had an extremely bad and difficult day. Please send love and no questions.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 05/09/2026
🎵 Excited to go to the garden centre 'cos I'm middle aged as hell 🎵
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 01/09/2026
Hitting the Autumn ground running. First pumpkin pie of the season is just out of the oven.
A freshly baked pumpkin pie sitting in a metal pie tin on a dark oven tray. The filling is deep golden-brown with a finely bubbled surface, edged by a pale, slightly uneven pastry crust. In the centre sits a small pastry cut-out shaped like a pumpkin, baked to a lighter orange-gold than the filling around it.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 29/08/2026
*Dies laughing*
Screenshot of a New York Times breaking news notification on a phone lock screen. The headline reads: "Milo Yiannopoulos, a right-wing provocateur and early Trump backer, was deported to Britain after being arrested by ICE." The notification is timestamped 46 minutes ago and shows the NYT logo alongside a small photo of Yiannopoulos.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 27/08/2026
Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 26/08/2026
If I had a nickel for every time Tim Curry ran around a gothic mansion on a stormy night while several people are murdered, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 26/08/2026
@killvore.bsky.social I think it’s very important you know I still do this when I get to name my rival.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 26/08/2026
I don't know about you, but I'm watching Clue tonight. #TimCurry
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is why Dolly Parton will be remembered and loved ❤️📚
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 26/08/2026
Good a time as any to repost the link to the Eldritch Horror Jolene masterpost on Tumblr. www.tumblr.com/rosetintmyworl... #Jolene #Dolly #DollyParton
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💬 3  🔁 749  ❤️ 1476 · Eldritch Horror Jolene Masterpost · This incredible reinterpretation of Jolene has become one of my favorite things. I have stitched together a master version of the song from…
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 26/08/2026
I also miss your tea.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 23/08/2026
Went to IKEA and the inevitable happened.
A kitchen worktop displaying IKEA KUSTFYR Halloween tableware in black and white. A large round black tray features a white cartoon ghost with raised arms. Behind it sits a pack of 20 paper napkins printed with black spiders, and a white rectangular tray showing two black cats with white whiskers, the larger one with orange eyes. To the right, a stack of four white side plates is still bound in its cardboard packaging band, which shows illustrations of ghost, vampire, cat and spider designs.A close-up of the packaging label showing the four IKEA KUSTFYR plate designs in a two-by-two grid. Top left is a white ghost outlined in black with two dot eyes and raised arms. Top right is a black bat with pointed ears and triangular white eyes. Bottom left is a black cat with narrowed white eyes and a curled tail. Bottom right is a black spider with long legs hanging from a single thread.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 22/08/2026
Embarking on my first ever watch of Gilmore Girls.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 22/08/2026
This week's increasingly inaccurately named #CocktailFriday is an Amaretto sour. (Just me this week, but I'm not drinking alone, though if I was it would be the fanciest sad drink ever)
An amaretto sour in a heavy square-cut tumbler on a pale wooden surface, lit dramatically against a black background. The drink is a warm amber gold with a thick layer of white foam on top, and it's garnished with a dark cocktail cherry and a twist of lemon peel speared on a slim metal pick laid across the rim.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 22/08/2026
Excellent dog. #dog #DogsInCars
A black Ford Fiesta driving along a road, seen from behind and slightly to the side. A dark-coated dog wearing a patterned collar leans out of the front passenger window, head raised into the wind. Beyond a grassy verge and crash barrier, with green fields and a hedgerow in the background.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 22/08/2026
Instagram used to be this cute little place where you could see what your cute little friends were having for their cute little lunch. Never forget what Zuckerberg stole from us.
Instagram notification:

For you
"A bat that came into contact with visitors near Staircase Bridge on Aug. 9 has tested positive for rabies.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 16/08/2026
The first crumble of the season has laced.
A close-up of a homemade apple crumble in a white enamel baking dish with a blue rim, sitting on a hob. The golden oat and brown sugar topping covers most of the dish, with a couple of servings already scooped out to reveal soft cooked apple slices and buttery syrup pooling in the empty corner.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 16/08/2026
Lads.
Four raw quarters of soda farl dough, dusted with flour, sitting in a large black cast iron skillet on a gas hob. The dough has been shaped into a round and cut into four wedges that have been slightly separated.Four cooked soda farls in a large black cast iron skillet on a gas hob, risen and puffed up with mottled golden-brown scorch marks across their tops.Four cooked soda farls on a rainbow-striped glass chopping board. Three sit whole with mottled brown scorch marks on their tops, while the fourth has been split horizontally and opened out to show a soft, pale, fluffy crumb inside. A black-handled knife and the end of a wooden rolling pin lie on the pale speckled worktop behind, alongside a floury fish slice.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 15/08/2026
We haven't got the Halloween decoration boxes out of storage yet, but I am thrilled to announce we did get the *Autumn* decorations box out of storage today. Let crunchy spicy leaf season commence.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 14/08/2026
This week's #CocktailFriday is a Hotel Nacionale Special and a Bobby Burns 🍸
Two frosted martini glasses side by side on a dark tabletop against a pale wall. The left holds a pale yellow-green cocktail garnished with a lime wheel on the rim; the right holds a deep amber-red cocktail with a dark cherry on a metal cocktail pick laid across the rim.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 14/08/2026
These are also very delicious.
Packet of BTS branded brown sugar pancake flavour OreosBTS oreo cookie. It is a dusky lilac colour and has the names of BTS members embossed.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 14/08/2026
These are ridiculously delicious (if you like really earthy mushroom flavour)
Asda mushroom and roasted garlic crisps.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 13/08/2026
Magnum P.I.
A chocolate-coated Magnum ice cream bar on a wooden stick against a cream background, with a bite taken from the top-right corner revealing vanilla ice cream. Two large cartoon googly eyes and a bushy brown moustache have been stuck onto the bar, giving it a face. The embossed "M" logo sits below the moustache.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 08/08/2026
This week, #CocktailFriday (shhh) is a Rusty Nail and a Grasshopper.
Two cocktails on a dark table against a plain pale wall in warm, dim lighting. On the left, a heavy square-cut tumbler holds a pale golden drink over a large clear ice cube with a strip of citrus peel curled inside. On the right, a tall stemmed martini glass holds a soft mint-green drink, no garnish. The mood is low-lit and moody, with a slightly sepia cast.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 08/08/2026
For no reason I can clearly determine, Hot Wheels have done a collaboration with Pantone.
A photo of six Hot Wheels "Silver Series" Pantone-branded die-cast cars in blister packaging, fanned out on a shop shelf. Each card is styled as a Pantone swatch with a large colour block, a product photo of the car, and the Pantone reference number in bold. Visible from top: orange '69 COPO Camaro (Pantone 2013, numbered 5/6), red Twin Mill III (Pantone 186), olive-green Custom '69 Volkswagen Squareback (Pantone 2304), khaki Sandblaster (Pantone 4515), and a navy Nissan Fairlady Z (Pantone 533).
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 07/08/2026
So, anyway, fuck you, "Mr Baguette", if that even is your real name.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 07/08/2026
Just watched the biggest lie of a YouTube video I've ever seen. "What if I told you you could make fresh baguettes for breakfast in 5 minutes?", and then proceeded to have a 25 minute baking step and a 10 HOUR proving period.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 06/08/2026
I've realised what I was feeling the whole way through #TheOdyssey It felt distinctly un-epic. Almost everything felt small and, somehow, low budget. I now know what it was reminding me of: Monty Python and the Holy Grail. But a lot less funny.
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 05/08/2026
Emily Wilson is right. #TheOdyssey
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 04/08/2026
Don't know how else to describe it, but these taste the wrong shape.
Hand holding a red packet of Pringles Minis Original crisps
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Sexy Stuart Gibson Costume 🎃 @stuart.cyberpunk.gmbh · 03/08/2026
Going to read this later
`Article card: "How to Stop Procrastinating", 4 min read. Illustration of a sloth clinging to an upright blue ballpoint pen.`
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