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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

today im thinking about the bike/walking lane crossover in front of port authority

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

is it really still kintsugi if you break it on purpose?

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

30 min on a subway feels so much faster than 30 minutes in a car

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

public transit is one of the greatest achievements of civilization

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

my friend is scared of this tiny spider, but not a tarantula, and her reasoning is because she 'likes animals with fur' like cats and dogs

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

you never see people going 'i ate it!' or 'i kissed her!' anymore

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

jira tickets are map not territory

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

they should coat subway rails with antimicrobial metals like brass

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

i have no explanation for how this lone baby non-climbing snake appeared on the dining room table overnight and it's driving me crazy

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

sometimes they just run out of bricks i guess

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

my keikaku is measured in centuries

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

russell baker on hype (meatballs for caviar, 1978)

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

inventory of a long island city trinket box

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

met a lovely couple in central park today that takes their 60+ year old amazon parrot on walks with them

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

we only ever hear about policy wonks, what about all the other wonks?

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

was comedically caught off guard today by someone asking 'do you love appetizers because you are italian'

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

the giglio rises over harlem today

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

imagine creating a character so popular it replaces the name of the animal itself this is like if we started calling mice 'mickeys' ducks 'donalds' or cats 'garfields'

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

no matter how silly the idea there's a good chance someone else has already tried it

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

today is august 4th 2026, the day 'there will come soft rains' by ray bradbury takes place

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

i know of at least one guy who isnt going to like this movie

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

this conversation actually happened: 'hey do you know the birds?' 'you mean the hitchcock movie?' 'no' 'the philadelphia eagles?' 'no' 'the aristophanes play?' 'no' 'the band?' 'no, those two coders who identify as birds' 'oh, those birds'

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

millennial wedding vows: 'i like and subscribe to your soul'

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

if 'cellar door' is one of the most beautiful phrases 'smelt milt' has got to be on the opposite end of the spectrum

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

missed opportunity not having tsg entertainment produce the odyssey

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

no soap radio was one of the original absurdist memes

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

how to build a tree by james pearson

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

evolutionarily speaking, if a fish is about to get eaten and die, it should spontaneously ejaculate/release eggs just for the random chance one floats away and succeeds

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

born to bustle forced to hustle

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

every step outside feels like snake in the microwave tunnel

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

keep thinking of this lately

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

the livestreamers you watch will give you the personality & habits that end up ruining your life

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

i refuse to accept any yuru-kyara for nyc that isnt a rat or a pigeon

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

in 2004 a venture capitalist spent half a million dollars to self publish and give out thousands of copies of a book call Wild Animus about a berkeley graduate who rejects society to live in the wilderness as a ram the protagonist's name? sam altman

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

wonder if there were any groups in antiquity that were pushing for international treaties to regulate the size and weight of naval rams

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

english has a weird asymmetry where people say negatory but nobody uses pository

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

going to a stonewall inn popup isnt quite the same experience

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

a billion dollars to the company that invents an autonomous vehicle that can back boats into water

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

we're overdue for a cabbages & condoms franchise in nyc

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

sting clearly rewrote this version just to give them an excuse to keep hanging out together because despite adding a whole new psychopomp role for shaggy he sings ~1 song at the start and then stands in the background doing nothing for the next 2.5 hours

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

guy in our town that literally builds white picket fences says nobody is ordering the older shorter style, they all want them 6 feet or higher now, a sign of our times

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

weird red flags my friend has faced dating in nyc -guy who made her switch seats at the bar so he could face the door because 'men should look out for danger' -guy who asked how much she made and then said 'good i make more' -guy who said 'they joke that im a bit sexist at work'

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

nobody wants to say it but giving up on some of your dreams is healthy and normal

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

never forget: this summer marks 20 years since the piraka kidnapped the all american rejects

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

do any hospitals allow you to buy tickets to operations or are they only for students

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

booking.com shouldn't be allowed to keep using "booking.yeah" as a slogan if they aren't willing to host even a simple page there for the people curious enough to go look

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chris / vbm @strutheo.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

submitted a new emoji proposal for jumping heel click wish us luck

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