iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Unemployed and jobless have two very different meanings…… like the most jobless person I know actually has a job does that make sense

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What would be the point of life without hairy middle eastern men…

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Me when I confirm I’ve done 3 laundry cycles at 60°

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No way Berlin party jointly organized with Milan party this weekend this is made for ME

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Gooner girl! Put that wrist in your jork! Tip to ball make your whole phallus throb

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Figma by day, Visual studio code by night

Wait the section of Von dutch remix right before Addison’s scream sounds just like Godzilla charging up a laser……

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Listening to club classics and low key getting emotional replacing the names with those of all the friends I wanna dance with omfg get a grip

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a pile of brown dirt on a white surface

Referenced is your pussy green to millennial offline boyfriend and he didn’t get it sometimes I feel like I’m talking to a wall

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ALT: a pile of brown dirt on a white surface

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In the valley of the diva dolls we serve… weee seeerve

mat :3 @strumenteopolo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Oooaaeeeaaa aaahahahaaaaaahaeaahahahaa eh eh eh oaeaeeeaaahahha eh eh eh uuuhaaahhahaa eh eh eh aaaaaiiiieheouho eh eh eh eh…….. wel-come! to my is-land!

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mat :3 @strumenteopolo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Heating up tuna in the microwave makes it smell like sweaty gooch

mat :3 @strumenteopolo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

Boyfriend hates musicals and friend bailed on me last minute because of someone else’s birthday so you know what tonight I’m going to watch Wicked alone

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mat :3 @strumenteopolo.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Just checked a calendar and today marks the THIRD week of me having a cold .

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mat :3 @strumenteopolo.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

neeeeeed to be on a dancefloor i swear if this cold doesn't go away before the weekend.....................

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mat :3 @strumenteopolo.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Pledging allegiance to the run away with me intro

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mat :3 @strumenteopolo.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

*delivering like a news anchor* Brit, like britpop. Brit, brit, brit, brit, brit like britpop. Briiiiiit, poooooop

mat :3 @strumenteopolo.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

My div when I apply transform and text-align properties

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mat :3 @strumenteopolo.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Holding space for the lyrics of diva boots

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mat :3 @strumenteopolo.bsky.social · 24/11/2024

Logging my protein intake 🥰

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Stop looking for your boyfriend on dating apps your boyfriend is at the club

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I’m never gonna financially recover from the amount of olive oil I’ve used for this tortilla de patatas

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Who wants to come over and make Christmas candles by pouring wax in a fleshlight sleeve

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My intrusive thought of the day is why are we into cum but find mucus disgusting lol they just come out of a different body part but aren’t they kinda the same……

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