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Stroctoperry

@stroctoperry.bsky.social
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Neither subtle nor quick to anger (profile pic by secase.bsky.social)

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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A vaccine once bit my sister
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Are you saying you accept payment in the form of gas station gift cards? Because it's difficult to ship gas.
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was already unbearably compelling the cool mushrooms are too much!
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As long as you're chanting about wetlands we can fix the details later! You've got the spirit!
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My semester started last week! The hordes of online students are already scratching at my door at all hours!
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Wide as you are tall is a reasonable goal at 5'4"
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I get my partner to shear me like a sheep and it doesn't look great (I look like a yukon gold potato), but then it goes on its mysterious hair journey and it's fine. Short hair has its own agenda.
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The problem here is I can't buy this immediately
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The Spirit Ring is great and it's a standalone
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I must unfortunately cut back on attending local wrestling shows and go back to work. Sad.
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I suppose noodling on a saxophone isn't inherently better than noodling on a guitar while some guy screams
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
what about anti-capitalist post-black metal?
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I'm convinced using "thews" in everything was a joke. Leiber put it in his SF stories.
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It can't hold tension. It's a huge pain to use.
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You can't catch a horse by running but you can absolutely catch one in an enclosed space by walking after them. Neither of you will have a good time.
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Have the US book influencers discovered Amtrak roomettes yet? Excellent way to have a cozy reading vacation.
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
34 and I need to have seen them live but I don't need to know their music very well
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Among Ghosts by Rachel Hartman and Best of Fritz Leiber by himself
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If you can make salt rising bread from gas gangrene lesions, any body yeast is fair game
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I'm reading the Hugo nominees so I can be an informed voter this year. 3.9/6 done with best novel. Wrapping up A Drop of Corruption.
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I'm glad you talked about Frankenstein in Baghdad! That book is so incredibly sad.
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
That's a great suit!
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
That's one of my favorites!
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I just read some short stories by Alfred Bester and they were great and I'm pretty sure very few people are talking about him anymore. As for authors who are active and alive... The Only Good Indians by Stephen Graham Jones was great. Not as good as Buffalo Hunter Hunter but what is?
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Reportedly they used a plunger for me. I have no idea if my mother was joking.
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Samuel Delany (technically I'm still cruising for paperbacks at used book sales but I'm nearly finished)
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
"I can't even imagine the type of person I'd need to be to enjoy this book" was my strongest reaction of this type. Speculative literary fiction is inscrutable to me.
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Nasty little rat guy vampires are the best kind. Scrunkly.
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
They haven't released the voter packet yet, right?
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I forgot I needed to recommend this to one of the booktubers I'm following. Good reminder!
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Harness your new powers and use them to angstily fight crime!
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
My copy just arrived! Flipped it open directly to a discussion of The Rock's dick.
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I had an older cat with nerve damage who couldn't raise his tail, and all of my current cats grew up with him as their cat role model. They all keep their tails down all the time because that's what they learned from Uncle Andrew.
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
That's my go-to threat. If you pee in my dirty laundry I'm turning you into a hat (he has peed once and he is not yet a hat so I suspect he has seen through me)
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
That's been my experience every time I take the train. Keep going back, though.
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Showing teeth or no teeth? I always smile without teeth at my cats to be polite and I wouldn't want to insult a goat
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The groin socket is typically for the vacuum hose
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
I love Lear! I'll be waiting for this retelling
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
The Buffalo Hunter Hunter - I recommend it to everyone
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
RF Kuang, Premee Mohamed, Wole Talabi, Darcie Little Badger... Pretty much I'm buy first ask questions later when it comes to books
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I don't even really like stickers but I need these immediately
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Have you seen skeleton? The oscillations are mesmerizing. Like flan.
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
They can't go back the garbage situations is out of control and the bears are taking over
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I learned how to crochet ribbing for a hat. It's a lot stretchier than I was expecting!
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Strange Beasts of China by Yan Ge, Up the Walls of the World by James Tiptree Jr, and The Husky and His White Cat Shizun 3 by Rou Bao Bu Chi Rou
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
For the 2 people on here who know me IRL, I read 105 books last year! Here is my 2025 reading recap: retro-spective.neocities.org/yearly_recap... For anyone else: Probably not for you. Look elsewhere for entertainment. For authors: Definitely not for you. You know better.
retro-spective.neocities.org
Retro-Spective: a historical consideration of speculative fiction
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
The indomitable human spirit? If these people (clearly flawed but sympathetic) can try their best despite everything, then maybe I can, too.
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Parable of the Sower and A Canticle for Leibowitz are the most hopeful books I know, so apparently dystopia works best for me
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Mass market paperback is the perfect size! They look so lovely lined up on the shelf. Trade is too big.
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Stroctoperry @stroctoperry.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I liked that one!
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