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It/they/he but not she cause I’ll never be her (my wife) If I get rabies, Lane Kiffin is high on the bitin’ list. It’s called trashCAN not trashCANNOT I’d rather be a 🐷 than a fascist 🦦 My favorite pastime is making people question their own sexuality.

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The Kimono Gallery @roger1952.bsky.social · 8h
A female conductor who gets off dashingly when the Tokyo shared car (commonly known as the blue bus) stops in 1934. Like the other female conductors at that time, she is wearing a cool uniform and a large purse hanging from her neck.
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Captured in a dynamic, candid instant in 1934 Tokyo, this vintage photograph portrays a young female bus conductor (shashō-san) disembarking with dashing speed from a stopped city transit vehicle. The bus—a boxy 1930s model featuring a prominent Ford-style radiator grille bearing license plate 10365, broad fenders, and route number 136—stands paused along a wide urban thoroughfare. Mid-motion, the conductor alights from the passenger door, her left foot suspended just above the asphalt as she extends her arm for balance. She wears the crisp, modern uniform of early Showa working women: a light, collared blouse, a knee-length pleated dark skirt, dark stockings, and a substantial leather fare purse (kaban) slung securely across her waist. In the background, modern city life unfolds across Asakusa or Ginza: distant automobiles, streetcar tracks, decorative streetlamps, and commercial signboards featuring bold kanji.
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¹⁵ Kentucky Football @kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 22h
🤷🏻‍♂️
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⚡️mars⚡️ @stripefingerbandit.bsky.social · 13h
Okay okay last one lol quote post but change the lower back tattoo ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ listen for ✨ ✨ a beeping when ✨ ✨ reversing ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨✨✨ ✨✨✨
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⚡️mars⚡️ @stripefingerbandit.bsky.social · 13h
quote post but change the lower back tattoo ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ you are ✨ ✨ here ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨✨✨ ✨✨✨
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⚡️mars⚡️ @stripefingerbandit.bsky.social · 13h
quote post but change the lower back tattoo ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ does your mother ✨ ✨ know where ✨ ✨ you are ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨✨✨ ✨✨✨
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⚡️mars⚡️ @stripefingerbandit.bsky.social · 13h
Finally
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 18h
But Toad did not answer. He had fallen asleep.
Toad sleeps in Frog's bed.

From "The Story"
In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*
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Pumpkin Spice Amateur Historian @riceandsalt97.bsky.social · 22h
15TH IN THE AP POLL AND 17TH IN THE COACH’S POLL. LETS GOOOOOOOOO
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⚡️mars⚡️ @stripefingerbandit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Holy shit. 35 to 34, Wildcats using the same play UK won with in ‘07.
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¹⁵ Kentucky Football @kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Unforgettable night in front of an unbelievable crowd. More coming soon 👀
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⚡️mars⚡️ @stripefingerbandit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Gods, from this angle, it’s far clearer than it looked from my seat.
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¹⁵ Kentucky Football @kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Rolled out the blue carpet for Kenny Minchey
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¹⁵ Kentucky Football @kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
QB1
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¹⁵ Kentucky Football @kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
HIM.
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⚡️mars⚡️ @stripefingerbandit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Holy. Fucking. Shit. Two games in a row. That crazy sonofabitch did it. youtu.be/lWT9jf8da4Q?...
youtu.be
Baxter scores TD, Minchey game-winning 2-point play in OT | Kentucky vs. LSU | 2026 SEC Football
YouTube video by SEC
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⚡️mars⚡️ @stripefingerbandit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Having an inability to properly feel temperature is wild. It’s 55 degrees F out for this game and I’m in a tank top, thin cardigan (I’ve had it forever,) and baseball cap. I feel like wonderful.
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Pudgy Penguin Shivering Under Blanket
ALT: Pudgy Penguin Shivering Under Blanket
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¹⁵ Kentucky Football @kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Will Stein, man of the people.
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⚡️mars⚡️ @stripefingerbandit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just measured a baby the way you would a horse. 3.25 hands long.
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Uma Musume Meisho Doto
ALT: Uma Musume Meisho Doto
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「Dᴀɴ」💗💛💙 Lustycomic.com @lustycomic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You think Michelangelo was ashamed of drawing cock and titty? No! He drew it on the fuckin ceiling of a church. And he made them pay him to do it. Today's artists? BANNED BY PAYPAL FOR DRAWING A PUBE.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026
World’s Largest Dinosaur Shoe Print Discovered In Australia theonion.com/world-s-largest-dinosa…
World’s Largest Dinosaur Shoe Print Discovered In Australia
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Lesbian Poster Posting Lesbianly @tallhobbit97.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mayhem would be a beautiful name for a trans girl
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⚡️mars⚡️ @stripefingerbandit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Soooooooo I highly recommend pushing your partner to get a haircut that THEY like, not one their inscrutable father wants them to get. The boost it’s given them is both wonderful and has led to some very nice bedroom sessions.
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Raccoon Hehehe Grin
ALT: Raccoon Hehehe Grin
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Lesbian Poster Posting Lesbianly @tallhobbit97.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You wanna know how I got these scars? It's what god decided my stigmata should be. He said... I was too serious.
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⚡️mars⚡️ @stripefingerbandit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just did a goofy little hypermobile partner vs normal mobile partner with @riceandsalt97.bsky.social and it was the funniest thing ever. I am far more stretchy and i think some of it scared them 😂🙂‍↕️
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Gumby
ALT: Gumby
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⚡️mars⚡️ @stripefingerbandit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Worst foreman ever. He received a raise and a glowing review.
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Fat pikachu's #1 fan @snumanbean.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rainbow glockenspiel... For when you're age regressing but you still wanna make music
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⚡️mars⚡️ @stripefingerbandit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I FUCKIN LOVE FOOTBALL
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
John Curry, who was in the end zone, with a pick 6 😂
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
Toddler Scientists Finally Determine Number Of Peas That Fit Into Ear Canal theonion.com/toddler-scientists-fin…
Toddler Scientists Finally Determine Number Of Peas That Fit Into Ear Canal
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¹⁵ Kentucky Football @kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You know where to be this Saturday 🏠
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not long now...
Scene: A color photograph of Steve the otter and six other otters gathered on damp grass in a wooded clearing around two carved jack-o’-lantern pumpkins.  
Embedded text: None.
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⚡️mars⚡️ @stripefingerbandit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*to the tune of shots* cats, cats, cats cats cats catscatscats EVERYBODY
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Pumpkin Spice Amateur Historian @riceandsalt97.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
0-17, now 17-20. Came out of the half and scored in 7 plays in 3 minutes.
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Pumpkin Spice Amateur Historian @riceandsalt97.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
2-POINTER IS GOOD. 17- POINT COMEBACK IS COMPLETE.
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¹⁵ Kentucky Football @kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We are the (sand)storm.
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⚡️mars⚡️ @stripefingerbandit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
HELL YEAH ANOTHER W ON THE POSTER
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⚡️mars⚡️ @stripefingerbandit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BALLSY AS FUCK IM SCREAMING
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¹⁵ Kentucky Football @kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The 🐐
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¹⁵ Kentucky Football @kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
HOW ABOUT NIC ANDERSON Kentucky 24, South Carolina 20 (00:40 Q3)
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⚡️mars⚡️ @stripefingerbandit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If I see ONE MORE shot of Will Stein grinning with his whistle in his mouth, I may combust.
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Sailor Moon with Heart Sunglasses
ALT: Sailor Moon with Heart Sunglasses
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Steve had to get through college somehow...
Scene: Steve, a live river otter, stands upright on a raised platform in a bright indoor enclosure, gripping a thin vertical metal pole that reaches up to the ceiling.  
Text: None.
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⚡️mars⚡️ @stripefingerbandit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cup behind the counter at the auto shop. It’s a Barbie cup and says “cmon Barbie let’s go party.” I have not seen a woman, enby or a single person under 30 in today.
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⚡️mars⚡️ @stripefingerbandit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me logging off
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¹⁵ Kentucky Football @kentuckyfootball.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's SEC football time 😼
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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⚡️mars⚡️ @stripefingerbandit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@riceandsalt97.bsky.social hehehe
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 03/10/2026
robed, hooded acolyte beholding a caked up, stacked woman: this is the Brick House the ancient texts spoke of!
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⚡️mars⚡️ @stripefingerbandit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We can’t rEeEeAd
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⚡️mars⚡️ @stripefingerbandit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hi yes Recently released that with my bottom growth, I actually get hard now and that’s truly mind boggling
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⚡️mars⚡️ @stripefingerbandit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So thankful to have figured out how to add a feed that shows only what the accounts I follow have posted. Too many reposts and likes in my feed gets so overwhelming.
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