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String Bass Theory

@stringbasstheory.bsky.social
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I'm not a musician, I just play one on stage. Anti-violence; anti-racist; anti-homo/transphobia; anti-ableist; pro-creative; against ignorance. Musician, Activist, Hiker, Music Librarian, "Popular" Music History Enthusiast.

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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
4% are sitting congressmen and SCOTUS justices.
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bought my first pack from one of these for 35 cents
old cigarette vending machine
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sign that says, "Buy any two records and pay for them both"
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Your Congressmen? Your Supreme Court Justices? Your President?…
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Nobody wants to trans your kids, but Matt Gaetz wants to fuck your kids.
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is me.
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Jazz in the Stacks at Sibley Music Library / Eastman School of Music. the third Friday of every month 3:30 PM. Free, as in no cost, they may play some free as well. You never know.
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
5K for Doge 2K from tariffs 1K from expiring ACA and now 5K for voting.
Lucy from the Peanuts holding a football
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Love this
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dear Canada, Please annex all of the states that border any great lake. Sincerely, Border Americans
Map of Lake Ontario with the words Lake Ontario highlighted and circled
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
For a guy who hates Communism so much, he certainly cozies up to it when it truly is Communism
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This, for me was the most insane moment. If you watch, Infantino was going to bring the trophy over by himself and Trump rushed in like it was too heavy and he needed to help. Their walk over to the team was so awkward with both of them carrying the trophy. Then Trump wouldn’t leave. So Sad
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Shocked, not shocked. Sometimes the patterns are just undeniable.
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
A Duck with a utility blade in his beak walks on the dry bed of the Washington Monument reflecting pool with the Washington Monument and Capitol Building in the background
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Tell me you’ve never been to library without telling me you’ve never been in a library
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A screenshot of Fox News. The chyron is the only thing they really want you to see.
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
That last paragraph could be summed up as “if you are a Republican…” What Van is describing the DSA as, is good political leaders and organizers who have the country’s best interest at heart. It actually is the only thing giving me hope right now.
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Is this like autopen?
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Local Vermont bacon, Cabot cheese. Heading home.
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Why does DC look like Niagara Falls?
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Hitting in 20 minutes. Wondering How much did you pay for your rock and roll lifestyle?
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Wait until she hears what Trump says out loud.
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
My job is so cool. Got to work with these Schubert manuscripts today
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
A small cascade in Treman State Park Ithaca, NY #nature #naturephotography
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Back to where I belong
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The carpet at the blues jam tonight really pulls the room together
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
If you want more money and serving your country is not enough, you should quit being a public servant. If we had people who could actual settle for just this income in these positions, I bet we'd all be better represented.
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The glamorous life of a musician backstage 1.5 hours before hit at the festival. We don’t get paid to play, we get paid for all of the other stuff that we have to do in order to make the music happen.
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
They keep yelling about keeping men out of women’s sports…
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Because that's where they accept pedophiles...
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
“I think it’s time we’re honest” belies the fact that they know they have always been dishonest before.
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
This is election interference, but given how he has used the entire might of the U.S. economy to help the U.S. I’m mot so sure it’s the greatest endorsement.
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Just a reminder that the ONLY TIME Article 5 has been invoked was because of 9/11. So the ONLY country NATO has been for is us. This will be lost on his followers
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
It would be the funniest thing ever uttered, except that this guy who can't even speak English correctly has the nuclear codes.
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Do as I say, not as I do.
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
They’re sooooooo close to getting it.
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Show me your budget, and I’ll show you your values.
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The only person in the courtroom stupid enough to not understand the rule of law
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This citizen of the U.S. will remember. And he says BRAVO France, Italy, and Spain!
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Tell him that the best drivers in the world should be able to race in any car under any condition according to any rule set. But if he doesn’t want to stay then he can find happiness racing elsewhere
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Dunning-Krueger in a meme.
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
One of the greatest pamphlets ever written.
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Well, we know how well prayer works for school shootings so I guess voting no on him is a no brainer.
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String Bass Theory @stringbasstheory.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Europeans when asked to unblock the Strait of Hormuz
Mini Van with giant plunger on top
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