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Strictly Splatonic™

@strictlysplatonic.bsky.social
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#LoveLoses Est Div 8 Competitive Splatoon 3 team. Aro/Ace supporters. Members followed. Except Artemis he sucks. Throw rocks.

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Strictly Splatonic™ @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
did YOU 🫵 know that Strictly Splatonic's mascot is the very stupid and fat dog Lady?! well now you do! and on a pizza course!
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Strictly Splatonic™ @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
horses are so last month 😒
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Strictly Splatonic™ @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Happy international asexuality day everyone! We encourage everyone to explore and appreciate the many different form of love out there 🖤💜🤍
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Strictly Splatonic™ @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
IT BEGINS. THE RECKONEIGHING. the Splatonics are embracing their true natures and becoming the Strictly Horsetonics! So don't hold those horses anymore and lets giddy up together ya'll!
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Strictly Splatonic™ @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
We're still looking! Info in the post below's replies!! #compsplatoon
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Strictly Splatonic™ @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Hello #compsplatoon! Did you know you have the chance to join an awesome team sometime soon? That's right! Strictly Splatonic looking for 2 new members!
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Full Body Apparition @leggyre.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
www.twitch.tv/leggy_re its time for STRICTLY SPLATONIC BINGO !!! Get your bingo card here: bingobaker.com#68c9ae807d1d...
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Strictly Splatonic™ @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
we took 3rd in Shark Tank Shallow waters tonight! booyah! Artemis - "dont touch my sub roster" Leggy - [zones out and gets 19 kills] Cupdog - REGROUP REGROUP REGROUP Collie - too excited, pressed the trigger too hard till fingie hurtie :(
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Strictly Splatonic™ @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
would you free Artemis?
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Strictly Splatonic™ @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Strictly Splatonic got 2nd in tea cup after an insane bracket reset! Collie: *infodumping about ocs while waiting for finals* Rascal: almost dipped to get coffee Artemis: "WHY ISNT IT USBC?" Cupdog: stayed up past their bedtime
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Bluey @buhlooey.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
THAT'S ME IN TEHRE WOOOOO WE THE BEST OF THE WORST BAYBEE LET'S GOOOOOO
A kinda ugly guy being awarded a medal, and brashly celebrating his victory. While being on the top of *a* podium, he does not acknowledge that this podium is the lowest of four total podiums, not even making the podium of podiums. All eleven other people on the podiums stare at him scornfully as he celebrates a hollow victory.
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Strictly Splatonic™ @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Strictly Splatonic totally rocked out and took 1st in Iron Bracket in A41 tonight! Leggy - "if we lose I'm playing brush" Collie - 741 different technical issues Artemis - has BAD tastes in rock music Buhlooey - sub very amused by our shenanigans
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Strictly Splatonic™ @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
"Leggy jump out" they say "just reset" they say when will they say "Leggy you got this!"?
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Strictly Splatonic™ @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
We've got a big announcement! Artemis kept disconnecting and made us lose several sets, so we're crucifying him! Oh, and we got 2nd place in FTIU 81 bronze bracket. Artemis: died for our sins, repeatedly Leggy: would rather be farming rn Rascal: happy pride month! Vivi: wants that twink obliterated
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Strictly Splatonic™ @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
We won Shark Tank: Shallow Waters bronze bracket...AGAIN! Artemis: "im gonna STEAL THE TOWER" Leggy: *HAS THE ZOOMIES* Meogi: caffeine high off mountain dew raspberry lemonade Rascal: chicken rapped us to victory Gyrum: sub held hostage
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Strictly Splatonic™ @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
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Cece @cecestars.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
☹
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Strictly Splatonic™ @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
We won FTIU 80 Silver Bracket! After enduring THREE BYEs, that is. 😴 Artemis - Better than Leggy Leggy - Better than Artemis Rascal - Carbon Roller Deco 2 Hi lol - Splashdown go brrr #CompSplatoon
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Strictly Splatonic™ @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
We made it to Shark Tank SW 18 gold bracket! But we still need that silver badge... Many thanks to Lemonade Booth for including an awesome sub with our order! :] Hi lol - "We got out zones-cheesed 😭" Leggy - "We have hedit at home. The hedit at home:" Artemis - "This was a tactical throw."
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Strictly Splatonic™ @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
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Strictly Splatonic™ @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
We got 2nd place in FTIU Week 79! Something's off today... Hi lol - “Reefslider cheese go brrr” Leggy - "I DON'T WANT MY HEDIT TO BE THE WINNING VARIABLE" Artemis - "These people are STEALING my kills" Rascal - [suspiciously kill shaped] Meogi - "I WAS GONE FOR 3 DAYS AND YOU GUYS ARE IN FINALS?"
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Strictly Splatonic™ @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
We appreciate the love! From all the splatonics to you, thank you for believing in us!!! 🫵💕
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Strictly Splatonic™ @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
just when you think you are safe in the vc.... ARTEMIS METALPIPEFX #compsplatoon #splatoon (volume warning)
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Strictly Splatonic™ @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Strictly Splatonic WON 1ST PLACE underground bracket in Abandon Ship 14!! Rascal: im artemis Artemis: was gator Hi lol: "I'm a lonely little bitch :(" Meogi: "wait that was finals? I thought it was semis??" Leggy: actually got seasick Froppy: watched meogi POV for 2 games then photobombed us.
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Strictly Splatonic™ @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
We made it to gold bracket in FTIU Week 78! It was a quite enriching experience for the splatonics. Artemis - got jet enrichment Rascal - got gator enrichment Hi lol - got enrichment cancelled Leggy - got rabies Meogi - [guttural backline screams]
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Strictly Splatonic™ @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
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Strictly Splatonic™ @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Alright chat, I'll say it... We need a coach. #compsplatoon #splatoon3
Picture of a dog holding the aroace flag with her mouth. There is a pizza slice underneath her.
The text in the picture reads "STRICTLY SPLATONIC ...Needs a coach! (please)"Strictly Splatonic is looking for a team coach!

We are an est. div 7-8 team.
We are currently looking for a coach who can:
- Help with team pacing & coordination
- Assist in weapon comp building
- Work with carbon comps
- VOD review with a capture card
- Dedicate time to our team
- Convince Artemis his jumps are bad


We are active all week at around 8-9 EST.

We want someone who can dedicate time to our team.
Please be over 18, LGTBQ+ & neurodivergent friendly too!
If interested, reach out to artemisagentofmomo on discord!
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Strictly Splatonic™ @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Strictly Splatonic won Shark Tank SW 15 bronze bracket! What? A team picture? Nah. Here's a pizza instead. @hilol3.bsky.social local reef cheese carry @leggyre.bsky.social delivered the clutch zooka moment this time Artemis - no jet enrichment our cool sub jayjay - pen jail. did not play tetras 😔
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Strictly Splatonic™ @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Sorry to all our friends and scrim family....we are officially a smash team now!
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Cece @cecestars.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
holy shit....it took like 3 years but I FINALLY GOT MY FIRST 5 STAR
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Strictly Splatonic™ @strictlysplatonic.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Strictly Splatonic placed 3rd bronze bracket in A41! @leggyre.bsky.social *at Wendy's* @meogink.bsky.social *slept until 10 mins before start* Artemis "did you turn it off and back on again?" @hilol3.bsky.social try out held hostage GGs everyone!
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