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Ankylosaurus

@streeples.bsky.social
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Saw a video of a chubby goddess accidentally recording a video instead of a timed video and the way her body jiggled was a religious experience.
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Thought i lost an account but dw it's not lost. Time for weed.
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Dawgs, Dawgettes and Dawg-binary, I got sorted today, In Appreciation of Your Time, Matt
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
They had no need to make a new game due to the microtransactions. The love for the art died when shark cards came into play.
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This DLC was made for me. Ya got your queens. Ya got your eldritch. Ya got your loving family. Ya got *spoiler* Ya got Egoraptor as Mancubus. Ya got Mancubus. Ya got C4SH the Vault Hunter. Need there be more? Yes but I'm easy to please.
Moxxi giving Ellie a hug.
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I love both these women so damn much. They should make them real so I can marry them both. Only me though cos I loved them ever since I sawed them so like I bags them both. Oh also any other hot character from the Borderlands franchise. All mine to love and treasure amd marry.
Mad Moxxi from Borderlands 2
Ellie from Borderlands 2
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
If you ever want to feel good about yourself just know I fumbled a Latina BBW cos I hate myself and blocked her along with another that I dated due to being clingy and her cheating on me. Also had a summer fling with a scene girl with a tooth gap but she cheated on me with her cousin so ew.
Our saviour Gabumon being crucified.
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Who's getting the best head?
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
What a lovely and cute character. I adore how you've drawn them :3
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It's phenomenal work and you should he proud for making such hot content :3
Art by HedgyPipes on Newgrounds
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Got those funny numbers :3 0500d5146614a36e6cc7ce34cde8597b227c5a98f64e7c256e2a3dfb225957c35f
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Then you'll love me.
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
"Dude I don't know if I can pound your granma".- Kevin Levin I'd pound his grandma now question.
Verdona's human disguiseVerdona's true form.
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Just back from Mario movie and gotta admit thisnus the one time I agree with reviews
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
The town won't be the only thing inside her
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I adore when past enemies team up against the hero to form a cool team and moonlit aura farming so this was pure peak. Negative 10 being their name is bloody fantastic.
Negative 10 from Ben 10.
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Last one is everything I come across a corner i imagine someone with a baseball bat waiting to swing directly at my teeth.
Corner of a building.
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Shoutout to them not just having boobs or eyelashes but cool tendrils/whiskers. Also when reading up I saw a post saying Sl*dgepuppy was a slur... Lenopan is the species name.
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Playing Pokopia and whenever a Pokémon call me "Sweetie" I immediately adore them. Also game is cool necsuse there is Pokémon in it.
Pipe outside that looks like Charlie from Smiling Friends
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
No spoilers but this doucheneeds to be exploded. Just send him to a random rock in space and blow him up. I thought he was going to have a nice chill moment then blew it.
Adam Wilkins from the show Invincible before being shot by Pyro from Team Fortress 2.
Pyro from Team Fortress 2 before they shoot Adam Wilkins from Invincible.
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Cool. Told the truth on twitter and got banned for a week. Ain't deleting it because bigots genuinely get to say what they want whilst paying a nazi to spread their hate. Fuck that bigot filled shitshow. May every bigot suffer immensely, die and then fuck off like all of them should.
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I would say that I'm proud of not going down a far-right pipeline but that's just basic human stuff so will say I HATE anyone stupid enough to go down that path.
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Hell yeah! A brass instrument flame thrower Ringmaster that uses a unicycle and chili peppers whilst being a furry in top is peak fiction
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Cool. Someone i thought I was close with blocked me on discord. So glad.
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I Hate db Legends. First summon got the Trunks summon animation so assumed it wouldn't proc on a dupe but it did then second summon got Broly summon and got excited thinking I'd get the new Vegito and got a Vegito :D but not the new Vegito just the Vegito I already have at max.
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Just got a 6 kill Jeff ult in Marvel Rivals
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Worry not. I'm back on Talon side for mother Moira
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Finally living in the perfect world
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Holy based!
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Fun fact I was named after Matthew Perry. Other fun fact Matther Perry can just do that with his face. May be rest in peace.
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Got Dokkan's latest unit on my second summon and in 30 minutes few episodes of Friends will be on. What a perfect Valentin's day!
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Are you bloody kidding me.. He steals a kiss... It should have been me but consensually because gotta respect people's boundaries
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Ankylosaurus @streeples.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Thought I made the post but guess not. I adore Kuween from One Piece and it should have been me hugging her
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