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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

Synthetic Time isn’t sci-fi, it’s happening right now! Your feed, your news, your market data… all reordered to rewrite cause-and-effect in your mind. I just dropped a new blog on how time is being bent around you, and how to spot it. substack.com/@mariahfaith...

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

The internet isn’t forever. The memes? Eternal. The truth? Vanishing. Your cringe posts live on, but activism archives, research, and nuance? 404’d. open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

If you’ve ever wondered where your healthcare went, why we can’t afford schools, or what kind of yacht Boeing bought this year… this one’s for you. Read it now before it disappears like the budget: open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...

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Oopsies! How to Lose Trillions and Never Get Audited

Brought to you by: National Security and Zero Accountability

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

They want you distracted. They want you burned out. Because a population that’s exhausted doesn’t revolt. It re-subscribes. Read the full blog before your nervous system mistakes Netflix for therapy again. open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...

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The Soft Weapon That's Making You Numb and Obedient

Disclaimer: This blog is not medical, legal, or psychiatric advice.

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Just got caught in the rain. It was blue. Smelled like burnt electronics and regret. But don’t worry, authorities say it’s "normal." Because apparently “normal” now includes PFAS, silver iodide, and a dash of neurotoxins. open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

This post is for anyone who's tired of pretending the system isn’t a vending machine of missing minors and red tape. We’re naming names (metaphorically) and connecting dots (unapologetically). open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Modern poverty, where you can starve silently, suffer stylishly, and livestream your breakdown on a cracked iPhone with 5G. substack.com/@mariahfaith...

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You Look Great for Someone Who Can’t Afford to Exist

The Rise of the Invisible Poor

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

Ever feel like your privacy's being passed around like a group project nobody wanted? Good news: your government might not be spying on you. Better news: They’ve outsourced it. Brought to you by the Five Eyes Alliance. substack.com/@mariahfaith...

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Ever tried canceling a subscription and ended up questioning your existence? My latest blog, “Papercuts and Power Plays,” dives into the soul-crushing chaos of weaponized bureaucracy, where healing is optional, but paperwork is mandatory. open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

Where your favorite shows are just rehearsals for trauma you haven’t lived yet. You thought you were escaping reality. You were downloading the emotional software patch to accept it. open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Welcome to Climate Theater™, where billionaires fly private to sustainability summits and the rest of us are told to eat bugs, skip showers, and apologize for using hot water. My latest blog isn’t climate denial, it’s climate capitalism exposure. substack.com/@mariahfaith...

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

Jeff Bezos got married in Venice and the invite looked like a celestial ransom note from a butterfly cult. “No gifts, just donations in your name” = billionaire speak for “we’ll write it off, thanks.” I decoded the symbols before they decode us. substack.com/@mariahfaith...

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How Do You Become the Richest Man Alive… and Still Be This Useless?

People of Venice, I SALUTE YOU ♥️.

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

If you want long-term success without burning everything down, you actually have to help other people win too. Otherwise, you’re just another parasite dressed like a visionary. substack.com/@mariahfaith...

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

This is what bullying looks like. Not drama. Not “just words.” A life lost. Mental health matters. Speak up. Save a life. substack.com/@mariahfaith...

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

There’s a door in the museum labeled ‘Staff Only.’ It’s unlocked. You sure you want to know what’s archived in the basement?

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 09/06/2025

When the architects walk out of the building, check what’s still under construction.

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

We’ve been trained to ignore it. Told it's "just a coincidence." Gaslit into thinking it’s wild to question the obvious. It’s not wild. It’s necessary. www.linkedin.com/posts/mariah... Start paying attention.

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

What would you write about if algorithms didn’t exist to suppress it?

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Ever wondered what would happen if MK-Ultra, Instagram algorithms, and pharmaceutical lobbyists had a baby? It’d be really well-behaved. Devil’s Breath (scopolamine). It’s MK-Ultra meets Burning Man meets LinkedIn. open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...

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Devil's Breath

How to Lose Your Mind, Memory, and Consent — Without Even Knowing You Signed Up

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

So… who audits the railroad systems? Oh right—literally no one. Because apparently, 10,000 tons of mystery cargo needs zero adult supervision. I’m sure that shipping container is just full of “mail” and “fresh produce”. Trust the tracks. 🚂

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Totally out of character? Yes. Still unhinged? Absolutely. So if you’re into steamy, secretly lonely, emotionally feral storytelling with a twist of sarcasm. You’re going to feel seen. And maybe a little flushed. Hydrate. Click. Enjoy. open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...

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Between the Lines

If you see me, say something.

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Reality check. Shady moves don’t stay hidden forever. The truth has a way of showing up uninvited— and it rarely arrives quietly. Consider this your chance to course-correct before it becomes a matter of public record. substack.com/@mariahfaith...

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

Save them, or save myself? Of fucking course I choose me. Read it if you’re ready to choose you, too. substack.com/@mariahfaith...

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

They don’t just go missing. They’re ignored. Misclassified. Forgotten. Indigenous families are left to search, grieve, and fight alone. This isn’t a mystery. It’s a pattern. Say their names. Share their stories. Refuse to let them disappear twice. substack.com/@mariahfaith...

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

New Bio on #substack : Subtle Savage. Loud Results. Amplifying the Ignored. Because the mainstream’s doing just fine without me. substack.com/@mariahfaith...

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Live from the frontlines of Washington, D.C. Good thing they identify as ‘governing.’

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 27/04/2025

My new blog: a safe space for people who’ve officially quit capitalism but still pretend to check their email. Come vibe with the emotionally unavailable and economically disillusioned. Check it out. substack.com/@mariahfaith...

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

The Democratic donkeys flew Spirit Airlines all the way to El Salvador just to demand a refund from the president… because apparently their top legislative priority is getting their favorite felon back.

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

CIA hitman’s son was about to publish a book exposing ops—and then suddenly got shot while working the lunch shift at FSU. Book title:Monkey Morales: The True Story of a Mythic Cuban Exile, Assassin, CIA Operative, FBI Informant, Smuggler, and Dad. Pre-order yours now, before it’s redacted.

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Y’all got famous, made billions, & instead of using it to fix literally anything on Earth, you woke up and said, “You know what this world needs? Me. In. Space.” Meanwhile, the rest of us are just trying to afford eggs without taking out a loan. Go ahead. Blast off. We’re grounded—and fed up.

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

BREAKING: Local woman chooses groceries over credit card payments and lives to tell the tale. Read my full rant about why I no longer feel bad for not paying my bills. substack.com/inbox/post/1...

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I Don’t Feel Bad for Not Paying My Bills

And Neither Should You

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Four Harris County deputies died by suicide. All within six weeks. Keith Felix’s house mysteriously explodes in Austin. He’s a Case Manager for Harris County. Congrats, Sheriff. Harris County went from law enforcement to law endangerment. You sketchy b*tch. If I die, I didn’t do it.

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

What started as “just some light research” has turned into a 12-part series that I can only describe as: ‘If history, sci-fi, and an unhinged Reddit thread had a baby…’ I present to you, “This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Timelines.” Released Now: Part 1 🖤🤍 Read it on Substack: lnkd.in/ga9Rd6fj

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Project Sandman: The Dream They Didn't Want You To Wake Up From Read the full article here: open.substack.com/pub/mariahfa...

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

Turns out if you live in survival mode long enough, your nervous system might just rage quit. I wrote about it. Read: substack.com/@mariahfaith...

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 05/04/2025

Due to recent policy updates, all popsicle recipients must present valid ID.

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

“What if…” has been used more to control people. Read: substack.com/@mariahfaith...

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

It’s free for now, but someday I WILL charge you $5/month for my unfiltered, unsolicited opinions on absolutely everything. So… get in while it’s still free and messy!! substack.com/@mariahfaith...

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 30/03/2025

I recently fell in love with the wildest story… A beluga whale in Norway who might’ve been a Russian spy. Yes, seriously. Harness and all. His name? Hvaldimir. 😏 His alleged mission? Underwater espionage. His vibe? A lost mall cop with a soft spot for selfies. www.linkedin.com/posts/mariah...

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Actual philosophy: The tolerance paradox, coined by philosopher Karl Popper, says: “Unlimited tolerance must lead to the disappearance of tolerance.” Meaning: If we tolerate intolerance, we create a society where tolerance can't survive. So your comment wasn’t a rebuttal— It was the thesis.

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Disclaimer: If this article offends you, please go outside, and touch some grass. I’m just sharing thoughts, not commandments. Let’s laugh, question, and survive the simulation together, yeah? Read: www.linkedin.com/posts/mariah...

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

“Partnerships” (aka unpaid work with fancy labels) are often just exploitation dressed in enthusiasm. But that’s not sustainable. It’s not respectful. And it’s definitely not a partnership. Read: www.linkedin.com/posts/mariah...

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I know what I’m about to say might hurt my “image” for anyone looking for… | Mariah Faith Continelli

I know what I’m about to say might hurt my “image” for anyone looking for someone like me to build up their brand on social media… but someone’s gotta say it.…

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

We dreamed of exploring the stars… but instead, we turned Earth’s orbit into a cosmic dumpster fire. Right now, there are over 100 million pieces of space junk zooming around at 17,000 mph—basically turning our orbit into a giant, high-speed junk drawer. Read more: www.linkedin.com/pulse/space-...

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

Cities like Phoenix, Las Vegas, and parts of India are on track to run dry within decades. Farming is in trouble. Food prices could skyrocket. Mass migration is coming. And still, we pretend this problem doesn’t exist. Read more: www.linkedin.com/pulse/silent...

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Ready to stop begging for likes from your mom, and start actually engaging with customers?!? LOL, hit me up! LinkedIn: www.linkedin.com/in/mariah-fa...

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

You know how these fool's can make it up to us y'all?!? "The Real Fraudsters of Wall Street & Washington" Watch as your favorite billionaires and politicians struggle to keep their scams alive while pretending they give a shit about the economy! Full article: truthsocial.com/@mariahfaith...

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

When Reality Gets a Deepfake Makeover. How do we navigate a world where seeing is no longer believing? Where trust in media, politics, and even personal interactions is constantly at risk? Exciting tech or a disaster waiting to happen? Read the article here: www.linkedin.com/pulse/welcom...

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Is there a GoFundMe for the #SchumerShutdown, or do we just Venmo the government directly? Asking for a friend. LOL. Also, who at BlackRock do I contact to place my bid on Friday’s downfall? Need to know if ‘investing’ now just means predicting government chaos. 😂

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Mariah Faith Continelli @streamlinedpmllc.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

I’m just saying… if someone wanted to investigate the cozy relationship between economic policy and private financial gain… they might start with this guy. Mike Pyle ... Read the full article here: truthsocial.com/@mariahfaith...

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