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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When Stan finds the clitoris in the South Park movie

Giant stone blob at the Royal Ontario Museum. Probably holy to somebody. Sorry.

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Gavin Newsom racking up so many negatives that "Looks like Sinestro" doesnt even crack the top 10 anymore

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

but yeah "Tropical Swing"... if i see him again i'm gonna have to cause a ruckus

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I'm not advocating for people to just blindly accept apologies, but I can't stand apology critics either. Speak from the heart = you fumble your words or forget something = your'e fucked. Teleprompter = too careful and prepared = bad. your careful statement still forgets something = double bad

another post "Ed Sheeran reading his U turn speech from a prompter, sounding very robotic"

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The lyrics to "The Cat Came Back", a song for children, are so morbid they should be a Nick Cave song.

Now, Old Mister Johnson had troubles of his own
He had a yellow cat who wouldn't leave his home;
He tried and he tried to give the cat away
He gave it to a man goin' far, far away

But the cat came back the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; he just couldn't stay away
Give me a "Meow", go

Now, the man around the corner swore he'd kill the cat on sight
So he loaded up his shotgun with nails and dynamite;
He waited and he waited for the cat to come around
Ninety seven pieces of the man is all that they found

But you know...?
The cat came back the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; he just couldn't stay away
Give me a "Meow", go

So he gave it to a man going up in a balloon
He told him for to take it to the man in the moon;
The balloon came down about ninety miles away
Where the man is now, well I dare not say

So he gave it to a man going way out West
Told him for to take it to the one he loved the best;
First the train hit the track, then it jumped the rail
Not a soul was left behind to tell the gruesome tale

But you know what?
The cat came back the very next day
The cat came back, they thought he was a goner
But the cat came back; he just couldn't stay away
Give me a "Meow", go

Now, the cat was a possessor of a family of his own
With seven little kittens till there came a cyclone;
It tore the houses all apart and tossed the cat around
The air was filled with kittens, but not one was ever found

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You know me, basing my opinions on what Macklemore does

Blocked guy saying the above post is defending Macklemore

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Antique Carousel Says Trans Rights

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Canadian Loonie / American Loonie

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I'm watching the Truth About Cats & Dogs and apparently the premise is Janeane Garofalo is too ugly to date? Janeane Garofalo. In the 90s. OK.

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Example, I rushed out this IT photoshop to be timely and although i did a decent comp job of the headset i didnt notice the "IT SUPPORT" written on the side which screams AI at me and now i'm mad at myself.

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Yes you can, Grover. Yes you can.

Another book cover of Grover in a green dress walking a dog.

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Today at Value Village there was a whole rack of QAnon merch. If I was leaving a cult I dont think I'd donate my cult merch.

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Thrift store find. Could be useful in an emergency, but would feel like buying a Nazi armband. Pass.

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

"I used to be in a band" "Oh really, what were you called?"

band called Bloody Cumshot with tracklisting including "Vaginal Fluid Harvester", "Morgue between her legs" and "Necro clit carnage"

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

"Kayla wake up the wokes have done it again" "YAY" "Here's the good news: A Thomas character transitioned or something" "YAY" "Here's the bad news: It's only Charlie" "...Good for her I guess."

Charlie from the 2026 Thomas and Friends

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

"And with a single push of a button, the Prince's website became the best place to post in the land. Until one day later, when the royal Visier's AI company arrived with an aggressive offer..."

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

What if this was secretly death metal

Poutine's debut album "Fries with an attitude"

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Thrift shopping... I think I have to buy this

Cover of Garfields Cyber Safety Adventures comic

Normal has a smartphone

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Guess who's supposed to be at two outdoor weddings this weekend

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Anyhow the main reason I dont immediately assume Serkis could be a full chud is that he made the gayest superhero movie

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I thought the puppy won, what gives

Meme of Everyone Gets A Puppy barely winning g an election against Diarrhea forever.

Outbreak butt stuff.

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

"Rape anyone?" (Spits out water) "What the FUCK Kayla?" "LOOK"

1 877 Rapini-1, an unfortunate phone number

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I don't know if you're serious at this point but false.

screenshot from somethingawful of MasterSitsu, our contributor, making it clear the low effort meme originated here

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

It was actually posted on SA two minutes after being posted here. Sitsu provided the screenshot from his Awful app.

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Every "Sorry I supportred Platner" apology and comment thread

Its the Community " I can excuse racism but..." meme

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

"Give us ze money Lebowski or ve cut off your Johnson"

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I got Ed Zitron on the quiz everyone is doing and welp

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

ACAB includes deputized rescue chickens

Lost chicken promoted to Lt McQuail after road rescue

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

If you get quote tweeted by 1200 people but one of your only 11 supporters is Will Stancil that should make you rethink everything

Only 11 ppl reposted and one us Will Stancil

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

✅️Complains about lack of conversations ✅️Commenting disabled for most people

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Look you know i hate AI but occasionally when im stressed out I'll customize a google search, forgive me

Wocka wocka! Ah, gee, guys! Fozzie Bear here, and I am in a real pickle!My heart is beating faster than Animal on the drums! I was, uh, doing the old "room-mate routine" with a lady friend, and now I’m panicking! I need to check if there was a hole in the condom, but my furry paws are shaking!Here is exactly how you check, because Kermit always told me to be safe and smart on stage and off!

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

"Kayla, did you just spend 60$ on a Speed Racer steelbook?"

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

I hate prediction markets for many reasons, one of them being their lack of faith.

Will Trump and Xi kiss at their summit is something you can bet on at polymarket, but its only sitting at 1%

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

The lyrics to the Armour Hot Dogs jingle read as a full Don Draper pitch:

Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks, tough kids, sissy kids,

even kids with chicken pox love hot dogs, Armour Hot Dogs. The dogs kids love to bite!

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I saw it and thought "French macaron ass ball pit" only to turn my head to the toy kitchen. The goodie bags contain one sugar cookie and bubbles that have been bottled to look like a perfume bottle. This 1 year olds party is fancier than most weddings.

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Somehow I find myself at a children's birthday party, discovering it is possible for a ball pit to be pretentious.

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Kayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Happy anniversary to the best photo of the pandemic

Woman waving flag outside Baskin Robbins that wont let her in without a mask, sign says "Give me LIberty or give me death" and it looks like its in a grunge font instead of by hand

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