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Jacob Momona

@stravingus.bsky.social
1.2K followers 331 following 1.2K posts

Artist/Attorney in L.A.

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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 1h
Sad truth
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fucker was given immunity from RICO. This SCOTUS will probably call election interference an “official duty”
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did it happen yet?
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🤣
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They should remove him from office
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The good thing about being compelled to download an app before buying something online is that I end up not spending any money
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The only surprise at this point would be finding out that we were overreacting
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sad truth
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hopefully before SCOTUS hands us Lochner 2.0
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SOFI Stadium: Home of the L.A. Reams and the L.A. OverChargers. Lifelong NFL fan….can’t afford a ticket to a game. Bummer. Used to see the Raiders in Oakland Coliseum for less than $40…great seats, great party. Glad I got to experience that.
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🤣
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Doughnuts and no nuts
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Electorate Boogaloo
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#slopaganda
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wasn’t there a telethon for this?
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Out of frustration, he emitted a blood-Wordling scream.
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Should start calling the GOP the Sausage Party
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Byron Donald’s
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The “Take Care” clause in the US Constitution is supposed to be a benevolent sentiment. Not “take care” like you’re about to whack someone.
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Recalled rubber chicken
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck Trump. It’ll be a great day when this asshole is GONE from the Oval Office.
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The player is hated not. Hated the game is.
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Celebrating 100 years of John Coltrane with music in the air. How awesome ♥️
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But a big argument for nationally embarrassing insecurity
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The guy who dookies at will in his pants does not think about bathrooms
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Then we could bribe the AI to not kill us
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Disgusted. Absolutely NOT proud.
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The snow is what will eventually be broadcast
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Unwilling to take “no” for an answer…like any other sexual predator
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
At least Jabba threw a good party
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Adam Smith wrote a book about ethics too. The free market people don’t mention that part.
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
FINALLY something to silence this 🫏
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Maybe we can use the Arch of Stupidity to hang the guillotine from.
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
How long till RFKJ approves Soylent Green?
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Grab your socks and show your cocks”
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Your new physical therapist
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s like carving his name on someone else’s tombstone.
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
She could reach around the aisle
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hello to all the HotBots who follow me.
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
IMO communism is better than extortionism
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
TRAINING MODULE: “When they go low, we go down.”
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The price of gas in the USA is much lower than the price of gaslighting in the USA
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
L.A. 9/18/2026
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The reviews are in: “I underlined!”
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Civilian Conservation Corps 2.0
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
All Rise. At this table, the Slayer of Suckups, the Destroyer of Dumbassess, the Vanquisher of Voter Supression…MAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRCC EEEEEEELIIIIIIIIASSSSSSSS
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So alpha
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
While ignoring their own virtuosic interpretation of being “fascist”
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Would be a good time to elect a crew of Gen X lefty radicals who grew up with single parents IMO
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Jacob Momona @stravingus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Politics is Potholes
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