Alan 🏴 @stratty.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Our neighbour hardly walks his dog. I think it must be desperate to pee as soon as it leaves his house 010
Alan 🏴 @stratty.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Whenever I hear that we have lost another musician. I grab a guitar, and play a favourite of theirs. For Dolly, it was Jolene. Keep on rocking ❤️ 010
Alan 🏴 @stratty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026My entire legs are as white as milk bottles. But I am Scottish 120
Alan 🏴 @stratty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026This just might be my favourite pic since I started following you. Absolutely gorgeous. 260
Alan 🏴 @stratty.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I remember Private being a very explicit magazine back in the day and hard to get a hold off. Had to USE the much softer Mayfair, Men Only, Club etc 010
Alan 🏴 @stratty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I have a shoot at that studio in a couple if weeks that will probably have a similar vibe 110
