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Kaejay

@stratosfurr.bsky.social
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Here be the ramblings (and occasional art piece) of a tastefully buff raptor woman. 28 - They/Any - USA (GMT-7)

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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Let me get this straight. You think Sans Serif fonts are inferior?” I do, and I’m tired of claiming that I don’t.
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It makes me sad knowing that Gen α will never know how great it was to be a kid during the golden age of gaming (the early 2000’s)
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Deliberately misunderstanding English words is a fun hobby of mine. You mean to tell me, there is some part of my biology that “temps” and if it ever stops, or, more commonly, gets misplaced, I become angry? Fascinating…
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
When I say “lmao” I mean it. This is me after I literally laughed my ass off. Is your joke still funny now?
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Characters in a video game being able to hear non-diegetic music is a trope I've only seen twice, but I like it a whole lot.
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I'm going to be totally honest. I don't care if something on my feed is staged, or if it's a repost, or even if OP is a bot. If I scroll past something and it makes me laugh, smile, or otherwise makes my day better, even if only marginally, it's a welcome part of my feed.
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
There is a well defined line where having your location on a hoodie/hat becomes weird. It is between country and hemisphere. City: 👍 County: 👍 State: 👍 Country: 👍 Hemisphere: 👎 Planet: 👎 If you come at me wearing anything that says “Northern Hemisphere” I’m sending you to god, same day delivery.
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I still think one of the biggest self reports of all time is knowing and/or bringing up the precise Age of Consent of any state/country. If you bring that up as justification for anything in a romantic context, I’m assuming you’re a pedophile and you won’t be able to change my mind.
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Reminder: If you saw a mother stealing food/baby food, medicine, clothes, diapers, wipes, or tampons/pads? No you didn't. :)
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
“Can you explain this gap in your resume?” Is such a fuckass question, like what are they expecting you to say? You weren’t working, why does there have to be a reason?
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
To the alt-right reporter who is going to strawman me to hell and back: I am not glad Kirk is dead. I am not glad that two children are now without a father. I am glad that Kirk's deeply flawed ideology is now without its leader. Education should be rooted in fact and bipartisan, not left or right.
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
At this point, I’m done with democrat vs republican, liberal vs conservative, and red vs blue My vote is for anyone who’s willing to stand up against facism. Even if it’s the fucking Green Party.
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
In the Zone, straight up “Autoing it.” And by “it?” Haha well… Let’s just say… my 1997 Toyota Tacoma water pump gasket.
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Remember kids, Piracy isn’t theft! If I were able to pirate your car, you’d still have yours and I’d have my own! Theft takes the original, Piracy makes a copy.
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
I really and truly hope that every person who voted for Trump so he could bring forth “America’s Golden Age” is happy knowing that we are now going to be locked into yet another war in the Middle East for gods know how long And I hope their children who may or may not get drafted resent them for it
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
If you give any merit to the misogynistic drivel that pours from the mouths of Sneako, Andrew Tate, Aidin Ross, and/or IShowSpeed, you can fuck off right now They have single handedly ruined Gen α, and I can feel myself getting dumber and dumber each and every second I hear them speak
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I never really understood how bad work-related stress could be until two particularly stressful workdays in a row caused me to randomly think while lying in bed- “You’ve rested too long. Get up, there’s probably a line, and you need to help out.” AT 3 IN THE MORNING
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Wild to me that of the two celebrities that are in charge of my country, the one that is most known for a show where he told people they were fired is not the one firing people.
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
“This motherfucker is talking about ordering a goddamn CHARCUTERIE BOARD and is calling ME ‘bougie’ for having a smart watch?!” - Kaejay (2025)
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Shoutout to battle themes that can be both "song of getting your ass kicked" and "song of you kicking ass" Gotta be one of my favorite genders Looking at you Xenoblade and Monster Hunter
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
My ADHD prevents me from holding conversations with the people I care about (via text). And my ASD prevents me from telling them how much I care about them. If you’re reading this, I want you to know that I’m sorry, and that I wish that could be a better friend to you…
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Someone in California won a $2B lottery jackpot and came away with $424M in winnings after taxes. Yet the roughly 800 billionaires who live in the US get taxed almost nothing. PLEASE make it make sense.
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I think the most disrespect I’ve ever shown a former workplace was Walmart when I would take advantage of the 11 minute grace window for clocking in and out. I’d always clock in 11 minutes “late” and clock out 11 minutes early. I did not like that job very much.
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
If your post 2019 horror-adjacent media uses the words "entity" or "anomaly" as the primary descriptors for the creatures or monsters inside it, I'm going to immediately lose interest. The trope is overused and I'm tired of it.
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I don’t usually take offense to the r-slur, but when Elmo says it, it does get under my skin. It hits different when it comes from someone who has made it abundantly clear that he would prefer it if you don’t exist.
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
If/when Trump dies in office, they’re gonna Weekend at Bernie’s the shit out of him until he starts falling apart. I’m calling it now lmao
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I am not above "I wouldn't wish it upon my worst enemy." There are very, VERY few people I hate on this planet, so if I don't like you, there is an above average chance that you should have terrible things wished upon you.
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
DD/MM/YYYY and 24h clocks make sense as formats, and I’ve been trying to get used to them, but they just hurt my poor American brain…
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Share this post to instantly confuse an American (It's me, I'm the American.)
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I kinda miss the era before full-screen smartphones. A lot of phones nowadays look too samey and bland. But I also think Skeuomorphism shouldn't have bit the dust, so I guess I'm just weird.
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I know it's a hot-button topic, but I don't think Christians realize how much better they'd be received if they addressed things they disagree with in a polite and civil manner instead of telling people that their way of thinking is wrong and that they are going to burn in hell if they don't repent.
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I don't know what "Alpha male" needs to hear this today, but taking measures to change part of your body because you've deemed it "too feminine" is, in fact, gender affirming care Sorry not sorry lmao
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Reminder: If your past self did/liked something your present self finds reprehensible, that's nothing to be ashamed of, self-awareness is good, and you should take pride in your own personal growth.
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
The way transvestigators are accusing certain women, be them real or ficticious, makes me think that the majority of them are either A) Porn Addicted B) Closeted homosexuals C) Have never seen a real woman without clothes on Or D) All of the above
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
If you readily know the age of consent of any country or territory that isn't your own, you can block me right now tyvm
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I'm impressed that, despite the back-to-back major historical events, we haven't had another cult of doomsayers declare another date that the world's going to end. i.e 5/21/2011, 12/21/2012, etc.
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
In 2024 alone, we've had a record number of school shootings, almost half a million cases of rape and child abuse each, and the US Govt./Police have done nothing. Yet a CEO gets shot, and they both go nuts. The government doesn't care about "protecting the children." Remember that.
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Trump trying to rename Mt. Denali back to Mt. McKinley in spite of the wishes of the Alaskan people only proves that he is not at all concerned about what's best for the American people, he only intends to act on his own interests with Americans serving as an afterthought.
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I think visibly smooth western dragons are boring. Where are the horns? The spikes? The scales? The ridges? I don't want to see an oversized kobold, I want to see a *real* dragon! DISCLAIMER: Eastern dragons are a class of their own and are no less "real dragons."
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
"I make up for what I lack in brain cells with witty jokes and sarcasm!" - Kaejay (2024)
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
> wake up 10 minutes before my alarm > I don't feel well rested in the slightest > groggily tell Alexa "I'm awake" to skip my next alarm and turn the lights on > she responds "I'm not quite sure how to help you with that." because she misheard me So this is how today's going to go...
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Hot(?) take: I think there should be a limit on how many times a court case can be appealed before the decision is finalized. I think this not because of what Trump has done in the past but because I suspect it's what ByteDance is going to do in regards to the impending ban of TikTok in the US 1/2
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Over the past week, I have seen seen several News sources spell Volodomyr Zelenskyy's name in 3 different ways: Correctly Zelenskiy and Zelensky You would think that people who make their livings off the Internet would be better about using it to make sure they spell things correctly.
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Can we all just take a moment to acknowledge how fucking weird the power switch on the DS lite was compared to every other member of the DS/3DS line?
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
My work (more specifically my store manager) lets us play our own music because our store radio has Bluetooth, and I recently got my hands on a smart watch. Believe me when I say- Being able to skip the song that's playing across the whole store with my wrist is an indescribably surreal feeling.
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I will never understand why radio stations will play Queen’s “We Will Rock You” and “We Are the Champions” back to back every time, but never play Green Day’s “Boulevard of Broken Dreams” and “Holiday” back to back.
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
There is an indeterminate point where we, as a generation, stopped keeping our phones on purely vibrate, and I think that’s pretty interesting.
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
I cannot be trusted with most character creators, here's why c:
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Kaejay @stratosfurr.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
I’m gonna try and keep my posts on here notably less political than they were on X (it’s not twitter, not anymore), but given what MAGA is and what it could imply in art, I can’t stand for this.
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