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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Trump can fix it in 24 hours just like he did with Ukraine and immigration.
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one.
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
$10 admission?! You could buy three guns for that.
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Jeffries ain’t it.
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Jon Snow is unimpeachable
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Shirley you can’t be Syria.
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Equally baffling why Piers did it. He’s basically a dumb British Jerry Springer at this point.
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This is like when everyone got major cash from LIV Golf to leave real golf
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
60 Mai Tais
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
He’s going to ring the Liberty Bell with his naked parts!
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is your fucking line in the sand?
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is what the hard R’s voted for
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
So Trump was there for Covid and he’s back with the Diarrhea Pandemic? #diarrhea
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
They won’t do this because it might actually help someone
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Why are the Nazis even getting this hearing?
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Tell a former president and lifelong statesman not to enter his version of history into the public record?
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Isn’t that man severely mentally ill?
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I’m trying to sleep
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Theanine
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This does not mean that you aren’t right about the other person. The Dum Dum Lollipop company really muddied that waters on that one and we have to be fair.
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
That reflecting pool is where the national diarrhea epidemic originated
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I think “dum dum” gets a pass.
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I think that’s Lindsay in drag. He faked his own death to finally live as a woman.
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Did the Graham parents have any sons or just daughters?
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Spending time in a pool makes you have to pee because your greedy little weiner sucks up the pool water like a straw.
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
He was taxidermied
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Shingles Vaccine
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Mitch Cab For Cutie
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
To be fair - Philly doesn’t know its ass from its elbow. You can probably get great Italian food in their Chinatown.
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Nothing new here. Kramer ran an AI movie ticket phone line and his results were just like this.
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Like, none?
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The repetition of democrats being fucking idiots
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This isn’t a happy moment. Platner was awful but this is a shit show.
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I mean this isn’t a happy time. Sure a Nazi rapist who never should’ve run dropping out is good. But now Susan Collins wins again and we lose the senate. This whole thing is a fucking joke.
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Some men are naturally endowed with what you’re trying to smuggle in.
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Beshear needs to appear at a fucking podium announcing a special election. If McConnell lives, he’ll answer.
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I mean yes but also no. Look to Princess Bride for answers.
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Death is a stable state.
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Emma D’Arcy is a force of nature. Ryan Condal is suspect but Emma is a warlord on screen.
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
So - the gun nut people were going to kill someone with a gun and started opting to kill themselves instead of hunting other humans?
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
She Killin it
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Same thing that always does - great writing, great acting, great directing. And great lighting. And a decent key grip. And well chilled craft services.
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The leopards ate her face
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Zero surprise. There is no law. There is what they prefer.
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
These idiots voted for this
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Tim Scott has more white republican hands up his ass than a black sex worker at the RNC.
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Why would any journalist attend that propaganda farce?
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
HBO’s Vinyl was an amazing show
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
A lot of that is padding and a push up bra.
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stratocaster.bsky.social @stratocaster.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Intercourse With The Vampire
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