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StorytellerWMD

@stprytellerwmd.bsky.social
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Misspelled my own url. But it is me, the real StorytellerWMD. They/Them Enby Asexual Small Content Creator

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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am a huge fan of spiders, coolest midge form yet. Also happy belated birthday!
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I really should start taking my streaming more seriously. But I also don't want to treat it like a career. Currently making no money, but perhaps in the future I could get a pizza or two from it. Haha.
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Great new profile pic I commissioned from @hyypp4.bsky.social. Will be using it here once I stop being lazy and add the #NonBinary flag gradient. #Avali #NewProfliePic
Scrungly avali with a winning smile and bone-colored jewelry in the shape of various bones. The avali's feathers are extremely dark blue and slate grey with purple highlights.
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have spent six hours looking for a #Finder'sToken in #Dragon'sDogma2. Could someone who has a spare give it to my idiot child?
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Did you know I used to write poetry? Started in 2004 when I was only eight, even. Haven't written anything since 2021, that is until now! #Poetry
A silly Limerick called Antacids Aplenty. It reads "It is often for spicy food I yearn, a love which spice will not return. I do not particularly miss my youth, one thing except in truth. I never used to get heartburn." By William Methuselah Dalton, 2026
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This thing gets smaller every time I see it. We must be careful they are not eaten by an amoeba before the year is out.
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I am so sick and tired of seeing AI everywhere. Someone write it into law somewhere that AI has to be disclosed, and then someone else make it super easy to filter out. Thanks!
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Alas the pic doesn't do the little guy justice. Was just smaller than a 50 cent coin. So if this is a normal house spider I have never seen one so large!
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And I cannotnget a better photo, no. Phone camera sucks.
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Uuhhh. Arachophobia warning. Image contains spider
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Have this weird dog in my bathroom. Other than probably malnourished based on how small the abdomen is, anyone know the breed? #SpiderID
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
#BowMains will ask "is anyone else going to eat that #BigAssGrub" but already be chewing before you can answer.
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hate when a game has a boss be an identical clone of your player character, and then the boss plays your build better than you do. No, I am not talking about the #MimicTear
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I am #Cultured but only in a yogurt sort of way. #GotThatBacteriaInMe
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
For real tho. I will usually follow accounts back even if they are NSFW, but while I am not a Puritan I am a prude. So I have had to unfollow people because they cannot tag their NSFW.
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
If* at all possible. Need to stop foing stuff online instead of sleeping.
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@zilluzion.art I am going to guess "a lot" which is fine, but how much would it cost of at all possible to commission some clothes for your live 2D avali model? My beast is far too naked. Haha.
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I cannot currently afford to be commissioning anyone but you do fantastic work, so I will see if any of my friends need some art.
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Small animal learns to draw, incredible @creatureling.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ok yay commissions :) Please remember to read my TOS and options before contacting me! creaturelingart.carrd.co If you're interested, DM me on Bsky! I won't respond to comments on this post! NOTE! I can only currently use paypal! I'm so sorry to anyone who might have been interested who can't :(
A simple graphic showing four examples of previous commissions, and an announcement reading "Want me to draw something? Wanna give me money? I'm opening commissions!
My options, pricing, and TOS are all on my commission Carrd, read that first!
Creaturelingart.carrd.co
DM me if you're interested!
Commissions will remain open until around the 20th, as my classes begin soon after!
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Were they trying to shove the package into a locker with the delivery van?!
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Anyone on the internet who isn't an AI scammer do #CastleCrashers character mods? I just need to put my avali over the playable necromancer. Ideally also change the magic aura from red to ourple.
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Mixed some #MonsterEnergyOriginal with some #ArizonaWatermelonCoctail and it is not good or bad, but it #SureAsHell #Is
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Watch StorytellerWMD's clip titled "my balls"
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Hate that I post things without actually proofreading them. My original post has some weird stuff going on at the very end and now Chiitan has seen it.
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Sorry for the #EyeStrain and #OldPoetry but I was digging through my own blog #InsteadOfSleeping and feel like this masterpiece never got the credit it deserved. #Poetry #PoetrySky or what's verified the poem tag is on here.
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I do not particularly care but you really shouldn't lose your stream streak on Twitch because you are collaborating with someone. Like, we are streaming together, I cannot also have their stream open. I do not have a Twitter so I need someone else to complain at Twitch for me. Haha
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Go by StorytellerWMD when I spell it correctly because I used to write stories and my initials are W.M.D. More of a poet than anything but Storyteller just sounds better.
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Hyvää kuoriutumispäivää!
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
#PeppermintWhippedCream is the best, but you #Shouldn'tUseItForThat
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
#Cupioromantic is such a funny experience. Like, oh, yeah, I am attracted to the Idea of romance but experience no romantic attraction.
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Where the Wild Things Are coded.
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Bet you have never seen anyone this bad at #Celeste
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Book of the dead animates corpses while the book of the living makes corpses of the living. So I suppose of you HAD to read one it is better to read the book of the dead somewhere that had absolutely no dead. But good luck with that.
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
You should never read #TheBookOfTheDead but you should definitely never read #TheBookOfTheLiving. This has been a PSA
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The creature
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I meant harness. I don't really sleep. Like ever.
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
It is 2026, it is high time someone invents a #SafetyHatness that #Doesn'tCrushTheFamilyJewels.
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
#Celeste #Avali #WellFuck
A dark-colored avali sprite looks up at a blue wall of light. The wall reveals that this silly bird needs to collect 10 more hearts before being able to proceed with the chapter.
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I could have cropped this better
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Florastimm
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Think my #ShinSplints may be back. Not that ignoring them is a good Idea so maybe it never truly healed and is just hurting again.
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Looks good! I am glad I kept pestering you to actually make a card. Haha.
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Friendly reminder that this bird is #Asexual and #NonBinary. #HappyPride!
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Comm of my #Avali in their Emissary of the Dead attiredone by my buddy @hyypp4.bsky.social It isn't supposed to be gold but a bone-colored metal. Which it is, ignore the word gold. Haha
A funny space raptor with four ears wearing a black, frilly shirt and metal jewelery that looks like various bones. Primarily a ribcage, hand bones, and skulls in a few places including where you would expect one to be.
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Tumblr isn't any more safe. Not sure anywhere is.
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I had a feeling you would be picking team comedy. Seems like most of the artists I know are comedy with the exception of two in team mystery. Don't personally know anyone in tragedy.
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Was gifted this adorable piece of my #Avali by my good buddy @hyypp4.bsky.social. Cute art of my bird is extra funny because in my extended lore this thing is the god of the dead.
Cartoonish art of a four-eared raptor creature sticking its tongue out. Glowing text reads "blep" in all lower case.
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Umbrella terms are fun because I will use both #trans and #NonBinary to describe myself. I am specifically #Agender but don't often use the label and never use the flag. Not fond of green.
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StorytellerWMD @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
A trans Mizutusne parent? Based.
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hyyppä @hyypp4.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Did art of @stprytellerwmd.bsky.social cuz pride Also happy pride meowch
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