Rob @stpaulbikescum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I remember a story about Afghanistan in like 1980 and then I dreamed about a Soviet Afghan invasion of the US led by Grape Ape. 000
Rob @stpaulbikescum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026One day projects are my favorite. First time trying splines. Built a jig for the router table to cut them. Bedside book shelf from red oak with mahogany splines. Also made a lasagna. 061
Rob @stpaulbikescum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Going to Forepaugh’s for dinner. Might get fancy tonight. 010
Rob @stpaulbikescum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Beginning system scan. This process will take some time. 000
Rob @stpaulbikescum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026🎶 All the young dudes Carry the news Boogaloo dudes (say) Rent control’s screwed. 🎶 020
Rob @stpaulbikescum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My wedding ring won’t stay on my finger now. Not in like a Mayor Her way - I mean physically because I’ve lost a bit of weight. 020
Rob @stpaulbikescum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Remember when kids would bring nunchucks to school? I had a kid tossing throwing stars across the room at the bulletin board in my sophomore English class one day when we had a sub. Wild West in the nineties. 000
Rob @stpaulbikescum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Filled with confidence over the city’s pick to represent the mayor.static.klipy.comSNL Caveman Lawyer in CourtroomAlt: SNL Caveman Lawyer in Courtroom 030
Rob @stpaulbikescum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026My Aim Is True 49th anniversary is coming out and - Well I’m going to get it - But what medium should I buy it on? 100
Rob @stpaulbikescum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I love this dumb town but my gawd our electeds right now are embarrassing. 071
Rob @stpaulbikescum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Tonight I learned that an escutcheon is a shield or shield-shaped emblem, displaying a coat of arms. It is also the pattern of growth of pubic hair. 000
Rob @stpaulbikescum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026@summitbrewing.bsky.social is good. It is strong. It will persist. 020
Rob @stpaulbikescum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Two squirrels were fucking in our boulevard tree the other day and I can’t stop thinking about it… That’s the city’s tree and responsibility… 110
Reposted by Rob🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota. 122123485255
Rob @stpaulbikescum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Struggling artist on House Hunters International: I have 3000 dollars American a month to spend in Thailand. Wtf??? 010
Rob @stpaulbikescum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Saint Paul - Look I know we’re all like “oh gotta save for the tax hike cause our city is getting sued cause our mayor is a creepo” … But we can’t get outspent on our own turf. But tickets. Go drink Summit. Laugh at each other’s expense. We’re all dumb and cringy. 053
Rob @stpaulbikescum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Please - Minneapolites - for the love of gawd - Brush the shit out of your little mustaches before attending Maybe do some laundry too. 010
Rob @stpaulbikescum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Look - I love this dumb city but… between the mayor and a certain councilperson’s shenanigans - Saint Paul is really showing its JV status as a city government. 000
Rob @stpaulbikescum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Time to go to bed and watch some English country real estate shows 000
Rob @stpaulbikescum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Just drink a Diet Coke for the first time since July 31st and it was delicious. 000
Rob @stpaulbikescum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Was talking to someone today who had already turned their heat on. Just gobsmacked. 000
Rob @stpaulbikescum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Something bit the inside of my ear last weekend and it’s freaking itchy and driving me crazy. 010
Rob @stpaulbikescum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I ve turned off alt text because they are all the same photo of my dog lying on the floor. He’s a white husky leaning against our blue cabinet in our kitchen. Sorry but there’s 8 different photos only slightly different. These are the styles in my new phone camera. Just trying them out. 001
Rob @stpaulbikescum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Carmine said one boy. Here are two. - Larry London, The Freshman, 1990 I use this quote all the time. 000
Rob @stpaulbikescum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026With the changing of the seasons I’ve switched to the Taylor for my living room guitar. 150
